weird question

Nebb

Have you ever peed outside?

We're watching a movie and my husband just commented "where is she going to pee?" and I said "probably outside". Then I commented that ive never in my life peed outside (like that).

Just curious the amount of people who have.

Nebb

Im sure I would piss all over myself if I tried, and im not willing to do that. I am NOT using a go girl hahaha

BecW2be

I used to pee outside all the time when I was little. We'd disappear into the woods to play as soon as breakfast was over and we wouldn't come home until dark. I can't count how many times I squatted behind a tree.

As an adult? Never. But I don't camp, fish, hunt or drink where there's not a bathroom really, really close.

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]Im sure I would piss all over myself if I tried, and im not willing to do that. I am NOT using a go girl hahaha
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Oh I never said I was talented at peeing outside.  Since most of the time I happened to do it I was blitzed I usually peed all over myself.  Ugh.  I don't get how girls can have good peeing aim.

allisong23

You need strong calf muscles, because it is like holding an extended squat. If you are lucky, there will be a tree nearby to hang on to.

I guess I am what you would call an expert. In my younger days, we spent a lot of time drinking on the beach or the woods of Cape Cod.

aprovencher21

What in the world is a go girl?

Nebb

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[QUOTE]You need strong calf muscles, because it is like holding an extended squat. If you are lucky, there will be a tree nearby to hang on to. I guess I am what you would call an expert. In my younger days, we spent a lot of time drinking on the beach or the wooods of Cape Cod. :)
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
I KNEW doing lots of squats at the gym would benefit me in the end!

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]What in the world is a go girl?
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

<div>see my last post ;)</div>

pirategal03

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[QUOTE]You need strong calf muscles, because it is like holding an extended squat. If you are lucky, there will be a tree nearby to hang on to. I guess I am what you would call an expert. In my younger days, we spent a lot of time drinking on the beach or the wooods of Cape Cod. :)
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

Yep.

My favorite place to go in the woods is right by a root stock.  You get a little privacy, and the root stock provides something to hold while you squat.  If that's not available I look for a little tree right by a big tree, or in an otherwise not right in the open area. 

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: weird question : see my last post ;)
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Thanks love!

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]You need strong calf muscles, because it is like holding an extended squat. If you are lucky, there will be a tree nearby to hang on to. I guess I am what you would call an expert. <strong>In my younger days, we spent a lot of time drinking on the beach or the woods of Cape Cod. :)</strong>
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

So true.

Also, the only places we could really party in high school were golf courses and the woods and stuff. So, yeah!

allisong23

The worst is when you are peeing on the beach and you fall over. Then your butt gets all sandy.

aprovencher21

I agree about the squats and calf muscles.  However, I was always squatting in like a 4-5 foot snow drifts.  Snow is cold on one's bare ass.

LessThanZero

Oh yes. More times than I care to remember.

NatesGirl16

I've learned a lot reading this thread, both about all of you as individuals and about how to pee in the woods.

avsfan33

I have. It's usually when I'm driving on back roads and going fishing.

ricksang

Yes more than I care to mention lol.

kimheartsscott

I'm actually fairly certain I haven't, which seems to be the minority!

katiewhompus

When I was working as an archaeologist 99% of my sites did not have access to bathrooms so I got very good at outdoor peeing. The worst was working in areas where there were hiking trails because you had to find large fern patches or trees to duck behind so tourists didn't see you without your pants up.

I almost did on my wedding day but we found a Taco Bell in time

ariver2011

 I have peed outside plenty of times. When camping and there is no bathroom.  I work at a bank and we had one man pee on a tree outside the branch, and a lady squat next to the atm to pee, and both are out in the open facing a busy street. So there is a time and a place for outdoor peeing.

allisong23

I have only peed outside when it was dark.

k8ly

My friend can write her name in the snow...it's quite impressive.

hetshup

Yes, I have gone to the bathroom outside. I am a self confessed public pee-er. 

TMI?

garcias1

Never outside, but I did pee in FI's trashcan in his dorm room.  I decided I didn't want to walk the 10 steps down the hall to the bathroom (I was hammered).  It's amazing he's still willing to marry me, lol.

A bunch of my sorority sisters looooved peeing outside.  They would pee in th hedges right in front of our sorority house (which was on a busy street).

leayn

I have done it camping and on road trips.

I also did it outside at a rave because the bathrooms were full of puke and I wouldn't even go in.  <sigh />  Good times.