I WON!! holy sh*t I WON!!

Nebb

well... I won 3$, but its still something

Whats up?

katiewhompus

Winning anything is good!
I'm reading a "How to get pregnant" book and giggling like a school girl. The writer uses interesting phrases for things and it's bringing out the 16 year old in me.

Nebb

I need you to explain further so I can laugh too.

julezlee

You're a dirty little tease, Nebb.

Are you all recovered from you hangover? 

Marrin713

Congratulations!  That's $3 more than I've won

katiewhompus

Ok, let me start by saying PCOD is not funny, but her description of one of the symptoms as "junk in the truck - obesity" made me chuckle.
Also a story about a couple who had an electronic c0ck ring which shorted out and shocked the guys penis so badly he lost all sperm is sad, but funny.
She also recommends that men walk around with no underwear for period of time (in their home) because "swinging testicles freely has shown to increase fertility".

Ok, they aren't as funny as they were in head while reading...

Nebb

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[QUOTE]You're a dirty little tease, Nebb. Are you all recovered from you hangover? 
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]
YUP!! im on my way to drunktown, once again!

PreppySailor

Congrats Nebb- you can buy a coffee and donut!

Katie- I would probably giggle, too, and then show it to all my friends so we could giggle together.

katiewhompus

Ok, I'm being old and going to bed. Talk to you guys tomorrow!

Nebb

What about if guys wear boxers katie? Dont they hang free then?

SarahPLiz

YAY Nebb! Now you can get another beer!

Katie, I showed FI the one about the vibrating  ring. He chuckled. I have no doubt that its true.

We just got back from dinner and gelato and are watching DC cupcakes. I need to look for ceremony readings tonight, because its what's on my mind. 

ricksang

Geez Nebb you are really rolling in it now. I hope you will remember the little people.

Nebb

I made a deal with the lottery company that if I win the BIG lottery tonight, I will invest 5% of my winnings back into their company. I hope they listen. Its in their best interest to make sure I win a lot.

Yaaaay preppysailor! I never see you on SB!

SarahPLiz

Oh- funny story from dinner:

We were waiting in line to order, and I suddenly felt something fuzzy on the back of my knees. The little kid behind us apparently thought I was his mom, so he was trying that kid thing of sticking his head between my knees. His parents were embarrassed, but I thought it was funny. I told them that it was ok, at least it wasn't a grownup doing it!

eastunder1

i'm trying to edit down my books and its haaaard.   I moved somewhat recently and my book space has been cut in half.   It turns every single book I own is my favorite.  

Also, I'm so tired I think I'm going to die.  Mr Eastunder was all "want to go out?  movie,  anything?"  and I'm all "Just say no to fun, say yes to couch laziness." 

All I wanted today was Starbucks.  THAT ALL.  and I never got it.  Something always got in the way.  You know that horrible half dead slump when you first wake up that coffee normally cures?  I'm still. there. 

eastunder1

Also, nebb congrats on the sweet ass win!

Nebb

Ive had to do that recently east, I hate it. Half of my books are in storage right now and it drives me nuts. Ive decided im just buying a bigger bookcase because I have no intention on not buying anymore books.

Nebb

Where did everyone go???

Night_Sprite

I have just arrived.  Congratulations on your big pimpin' Nebbula.

Nebb

Thanks to be honest I spent 9$ on tickets, so I didnt even break even. Im just glad to have won SOMETHING back!

How are you darling?

npasquale16

I just got there, too.  Three bucks i sbetter than zero, so good for you.

aprovencher21

I just got here too!! I was supposed to go out but my mouth hurts too much to go out. 

Night_Sprite

I'm doing pretty great.  H and I made steak (the meat was bad, but that wasn't H's fault.)  Then we had couple time.  Now he's playing computer while I putter.  It's been a nice Friday night in my house.  

Having a tooth makes it all better, too.

Nebb

All I want right now is a hot dog

Night_Sprite

What happened to your mouth, aprov?

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_won-holy-sht-won?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1464719c-d91f-4618-b1b3-b62be53ef87dPost:25f7d8ba-e7ad-4f26-a6b4-c7e5ae2b13a8">Re: I WON!! holy sh*t I WON!!</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm doing pretty great.  H and I made steak (the meat was bad, but that wasn't H's fault.)  Then we had couple time.  Now he's playing computer while I putter.  It's been a nice Friday night in my house.   Having a tooth makes it all better, too.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
I love having teeth!!

That sucks about the steak though :( I hate when stuff like that happens with my dinner.

Night_Sprite

Having teeth really is a high point of my day.  You could easily make a hot dog.  They're not very caloric.

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]What happened to your mouth, aprov?
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

I was a soccer goalie in high school.  Senior year I made a sliding save but got kicked in the face with illegal metal cleats.  My jaw dislocated, some of my bottom teeth were sheared off and the others were significantly loosened. 
Since the inside of my mouth was a disaster I couldn't have stiches put in since there was little to no flesh left.  The only way to keep the rest of my bottom teeth in my mouth was to bond them all in.  Its 9 years late and I still have major issues.  They never could get the bonding stuff off my teeth (they were bonded together in the back).  So yesterday they spent a good hour pulling on all of my teeth yanking off the bonding.  In the process my jaw dislocated cause the joint slides around.  I'm just really sore and cranky.

aprovencher21

Hmmmmm a hot dog.  Though I prefer turkey dogs....only 45 calories!!

Nebb

I want street meat, not an at home hotdog

Night_Sprite

YOWZA!  That's awful.  That makes my mouth issues sound like no big deal.  Although, I'm glad you got to keep your nose.