Jessica Simpson?

ricksang

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20415625,00.html#20834505

Do you like her new figure? I kind of do!

npasquale16

Yes, but I have a similar shape.  I hated when she was ridiculously thin.  But I think her face looks more like Drew Barrymore here. Weird.

shellydiane820

I would like it if she wore something that was more flattering.  Between the hair and the dress, she does not look good.

npasquale16

I agree about the dress, Shelly.  Her boobs are out of control for daytime. 

ricksang

Yeah I am not digging the hair but she looks fine. I bet 2 months from now she will be super thin again due to media pressure. It's sad. She's short like me so even 10 pounds looks like a lot.

npasquale16

I saw her wax figure in Madame Tussaud's once and she was crazy thin.  And that place takes ridiculous molds of the people to make it accurate, so I think it was actually her shape.  It's sad that she gets so much flak for her weight, but I do think she needs a better stylist.  Remember those crazy high-waisted pants she wore? They were hideous on her. 

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]I would like it if she wore something that was more flattering.  Between the hair and the dress, she does not look good.
Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]

Eaxcatly!

In fact, to me, this hair and outfit makes it hard to see what she really looks like. She just looks like a mess overall.

ricksang

The waist pants were horrible. People our height really can't pull those off.

eastunder1

Man. she does not look good.  I don't mean her figure.  Her hair is trashed.  Her skin looks bad.  That dress isn't flattering.   She looks like someone who has given up. 

ricksang

Aww yeah, I guess her dress isn't that flattering.

npasquale16

The dress would look better if it were a size bigger and covered her boobs.  Her hair needs a brush, badly.  It looks like she's going to some kind of sexy, just woke up, Brigitte Bardot thing, but not really reaching it at all. 

I do think she looks good with some meat on her bones.

Does no one else think her face lloks like Drew here?  WTF am I seeing? 

ricksang

It does kind of NP.

shellydiane820

I think she lookes like Miss Piggy.

ricksang

I want to know WTF job would let you wear these to work?

eastunder1

I think she would be helped by hiring a new stylist.  She's a gorgeous girl but some (most) of the things she is put in just are NOT good for her figure at all.

You know when I think she looked the best?  When she was dating John Mayer.  Her hair was dark brown and she wore all kinds of rock-hip stuff?  Adorable. 

npasquale16

Where did that pic come from?

ricksang

I loved her with Dark Hair!
Charlotte Russe-NP

ricksang

I am shopping like crazy. I need new clothes. All I really have are workout clothes and jeans & tees.

eastunder1

I saw a  young twenties girl in the market today who had on a "suit", but it was something I imagine you would see in a porno office scene.  The skirt was that short, the jacket was crazy low cut and the whole thing was skin tight.  It was about 5:30, so I'm led to believe this idiot was actually coming from work.   wtf is wrong with people.  I would have sent her home to change. 

npasquale16

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[QUOTE]I loved her with Dark Hair! Charlotte Russe-NP
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]
And this was in the work section?  If I wore this, I would look like the porno teacher. 

ricksang

East, I would have loved to have seen that! One of the girls in my class wears shorts that feature the bottom of her butt cheeks pretty often. It's distracting, even if the program is all women.

ricksang

OMG  WANT! For my anniversary.

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aprovencher21

I like Jessica with more curves but she needs to dress better and stop dying her hair so much that its chemically trashed.  I mean, I dye my hair, but it isn't fried.  Ick this isn't a good look. 

If a girl has a big chest and wide shoulders (as in proportional wide compared to her body) straps/sleeves that swoop like that make you look huge up top.  Big no no.

ricksang

Yeah, she needs a new stylist for sure!

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]OMG  WANT! For my anniversary. <a href="http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=476413&BannerID=PD448&PartnerID=LINKSHARE&LinkshareID=neQRQBqOKtQ-ltUYcvW1X8ZYjvqbBX2vPQ" rel="nofollow">http://www.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=476413&BannerID=PD448&PartnerID=LINKSHARE&LinkshareID=neQRQBqOKtQ-ltUYcvW1X8ZYjvqbBX2vPQ</a>
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Awwww thats so pretty. 

ricksang

I know Aprove I am in love! We are going somewhere fancy this year instead of dressing in costumes so I want to knock his socks off!

Shaye526

I dont think anyone looks good when they're super skinny but  she was not sickly model thin back in the day.

http://www.dallasvoice.com/instant-tea/wp-content/uploads/simpson.jpg

She was actually quite muscular and in-shape,

Don't get me wrong, I was very skinny all the way up until about the age of 22 when I started sitting at a desk for 8 hours a day. I gained some puonds for sure, but I don't thin she's ugly now. She's an absolutely beautiful girl who just might want to get into better shape.

npasquale16

Love the dress, Ricks!

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]I know Aprove I am in love! We are going somewhere fancy this year instead of dressing in costumes so I want to knock his socks off!
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Awww take pictures!!  And by that I mean when you are all dressed up.  We're dressing up for Halloween....I think.  I think I may be hooker nurse or witch.

ricksang

Ha, you take pictures as well.

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]Ha, you take pictures as well.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Can I combine all to be a witchy hooker nurse??