lets get ready to rumble.

jelique7

I had a great time laughing at myself today because my legs are so sore from Ju Jitsu on Monday night that I was limping through school all day today (probably looked like I had a stick up my arss).

I like laughing at myself  and other people but right now I am bored and sick so share some funny moments you had today to wake me up. Or any questions you want to ask me or another knottie, ask them.

Begin.

katiewhompus

Aw poor you. I remember my Tae Kwon Do days, especially training for tournaments. I would be going to school for months covered in pretty nasty bruises from sparring and board breaking and got a bunch of side eyes from people who couldn't believe that little ole me was doing something like that.
I also once had a nasty bruise on my outter thigh from a horse slamming me into a fence post. That was a fun one to explain to my gym teacher.

Funny story.

Last night Scott and I were watching something where people were just being freaking idiots. Scott is sitting in the computer chair leaning back. After someone does something particularly dumb and dangerous he goes "There's a candidate for the Darwin Awar-AHH" and falls backwards out of the chair. Good job H, good job.

Shaye526

My only real funny moment of the day was when a group of other woman at work started conversing about childbirth. I have no children, so I was completely horrified at some of the things they were saying. Blood. Stitches. Placentas. The whole bit.

I had always planned on having a couple of children but I found myself calling FI to tell him that I don't know if I could go through it, and if he doesn't want to marry me anymore, then I understand. (I'm only half serious. I still plan on having kids but I'm terrified now.)

Anyway, everyone had a good laugh at the look on my face and the gagging/hyperventilating noises I was making.


I hope you feel better Jelique.  : )

jelique7

LOL! I hope he is ok but that is funny.

When I was little  (middle school) I was standing on a chair to see what the teacher was doing in the front of the class and I go to step down and forgot I was wearing a semi-tight skirt so my leg couldn't extend to the ground and I fell right off and the whole class saw my underwear/buttcheeks. Thank god I didn't go commando!

jelique7

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[QUOTE]My only real funny moment of the day was when a group of other woman at work started conversing about childbirth. I have no children, so I was completely horrified at some of the things they were saying. Blood. Stitches. Placentas. The whole bit. I had always planned on having a couple of children but I found myself calling FI to tell him that I don't know if I could go through it, and if he doesn't want to marry me anymore, then I understand. (I'm only half serious. I still plan on having kids but I'm terrified now.) Anyway, everyone had a good laugh at the look on my face and the gagging/hyperventilating noises I was making. I hope you feel better Jelique.  : )
Posted by Shaye526[/QUOTE]

Thanks and I know what you mean! My grandmother is a midwife so I heard some pretty scary stories (they are all beautiful in her mind though). And I work with a bunch of older nurses so I have to listen to all of the stories about how guys came into the ER because they have had a boner for 3 days, I had no idea how you fixed that problem and it was shocking!

Anysunrise

In 9th grade Geography, I was leaning over the desk reading a map. My skirt was caught in my underwear...my bright pink with hearts underwear. I was naturally sitting in the front row as well. No one told me for like 5 minutes.

My high school career was so cliche.

On a didn't happen to me note, in 4th grade, this one annoying chick kept walking around the classroom after the teacher told us all to stay at our desks. Teacher ended up so fed up with it she duct-tapped her to her chair. It was awesome.

anna.oskar

Close to Shaye's

i was in the bathroom at Sam's Club yesterday and have a bit of a bathroom phobia.  I'm the only one in there and chick passes up the 15 other stalls to use one right next to me.  Well, i can't pee if i can see someone's feet.  Made worse when her phone rang and i got to listen to her describing her daughter's child-birth experience in which "She practically tore from her belly button to her sphincter".  After that, i decided to just hold it and wait until i got home.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Close to Shaye's i was in the bathroom at Sam's Club yesterday and have a bit of a bathroom phobia.  I'm the only one in there and chick passes up the 15 other stalls to use one right next to me.  Well, i can't pee if i can see someone's feet.  Made worse when her phone rang and i got to listen to her describing her daughter's child-birth experience in which "She practically tore from her belly button to her sphincter".  After that, i decided to just hold it and wait until i got home.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]


/shudder.

I can't pee when there's anyone even in hearing distance.

katiewhompus

Ugh, I hate it when people do that. Do you really have to pick the stall next to mine? Really? I cannot use the toilet if I think someone can hear me and they are 2 feet away.

jelique7

OMG that is disturbing. I have a public restroom phobia, I will not go to the bathroom in public unless its a life or death situation.

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]Close to Shaye's i was in the bathroom at Sam's Club yesterday and have a bit of a bathroom phobia.  I'm the only one in there and chick passes up the 15 other stalls to use one right next to me.  Well, i can't pee if i can see someone's feet.  Made worse when her phone rang and i got to listen to her describing her daughter's child-birth experience in which "She practically tore from her belly button to her sphincter".  After that, i decided to just hold it and wait until i got home.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]


Oh I totally have the public bathroom shyness too!

anna.oskar

at least it's not only me!