Small town fail, x2.

J&K10910

We have a NAPA Auto Parts store in our tiny downtown.  The storefront has two windows: one says "Hours:  M-F: 8-6:30, Sat: 8-6, Sun: Closed"  the other says "OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!"

Right across the street is a little discount general store type place.  The sign currently reads "Greenhouse clearance.  Buy 1 Git 2 free."

Sigh.

MarriedInAFever

Do we live in the small town? Last night I saw a shirtless guy ride into a gas station on a bicycle with a gas can in one hand and a Natty Light in the other.

TheSaltyPeanut

LOVE x4

LesPaul

Ha.  Sounds like you might have to go git u sum.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Haha.... love the 7 days a week one.

We used to mess with local business's signs in the small town I grew up in.  My friends and I re-arranged a local diner's sign letters from "Barbecued pork" to "barbecued ass."  Not the classiest move but they didn't notice for a couple days and we were in stitches, so we didn't give a rip.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Do we live in the small town? Last night I saw a shirtless guy ride into a gas station on a bicycle with a gas can in one hand and a Natty Light in the other.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

Oh, two nights ago he was drinking the Beast Ice so I'm impressed with his upgrade in just one day.

MarriedInAFever

AATB, I used to do that in high school too. My fav was a gas station that said, "Angus burgers $1.99" It was just too easy to knock off that G.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Hahahahahaha... anus burgers.  That's great.

I worked at a grill and bar all through college and I had a small town guy ask for a "Busch lite can."  Hey, I drink Busch light on occasions but damn, guy.  You won't find it here. 

J&K10910

Busch light is the best cheap college beer ever.  It's 90% of what I drank all through college.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I drank a lot of Busch light in college.

Also a lot of Hamm's, Schlitz, Milwaukee's Best Light, PBR... damn.  Gross. 

It's been way too long since I've played beer pong.

I'm depressed.

rhodesign

Did they have a git stick?

MarriedInAFever

You're all wrong. Keystone Light is the best, cheap college beer.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]I drank a lot of Busch light in college. Also a lot of Hamm's, Schlitz, Milwaukee's Best Light, PBR... damn.  Gross.  <strong>It's been way too long since I've played beer pong.</strong> I'm depressed.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Sadly, it has not been long enough for me.  It's ok, I'm actually 19 ;)

Rho!  They might have git sticks.  I should go ask them, and see what they say.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]You're all wrong. Keystone Light is the best, cheap college beer.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

NONONONONONONONOOOOOO.

MarriedInAFever

YESYESYESYESYESYES.

I didn't say it was GOOD. I said it was the best, cheap, college beer. It's the same as Coors Light. And it's like, what--$14 a case?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

The only beer I can't stand is Bud Light.  Other than that... my only requirement for a beer is that it's liquid.

...So yeah.

J&K you're only 19?!  Well... congrats!  I'm 26 so I'm kinda crotchety.  You seem level headed and don't act like a fetus.  I wish you the best in your next few beer pong playing years

J&K10910

And I hate Coors Light too.

rhodesign

you're all wrong--the best cheap college beer was Ice House. It had the highest ABV of all the cheap beers. We drank the hell out of that until we decided to 'graduate' to Miller lite bottles when we became 21 and all sophistamacated.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Coors Light is kinda watery and lame... but it doesn't taste like ass.  Just tastes kinda weak.

But yeah... I'll usually pass if there's something else.

MarriedInAFever

J&K, you're not really 19, are you? I don't believe you.

My friend calls Bud Light "queer beer" because apparently it's really popular in the gay community due to the Harvey Milk v. Coors Light scandal. I find it ironic.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]J&K, you're not really 19, are you? I don't believe you. My friend calls Bud Light "queer beer" because apparently it's really popular in the gay community due to the Harvey Milk v. Coors Light scandal. I find it ironic.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]


That's HILARIOUS.

I played on a small town softball team for a couple summers and they ONLY drank Bud Light.  And if you didn't like the Bud Light, you sucked.  I brought a six pack of Molson once because I couldn't drink the crap anymore and actually got playfully chewed out for not drinking "real beer."

Yeah, if "real beer" is made from rice then I guess I suck at life.  Meh.

J&K10910

Ha, no I'm not 19.  I was just kidding.  I'm not old either though   Any guesses? (FROM THOSE THAT DON'T 'KNOW' ME!)

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Oh you faker.  You had me convinced you were all young and sophisticated.

You're either 19 or 45.  No in-betweenies.

betrothed123

J&K is the most mature 19 year old I've ever met.

MarriedInAFever

I bet you're 23 or 24, J&K.

And Rho, Ice House is top five for sure.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]J&K is the most mature 19 year old I've ever met.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Are you friends with a lot of 19 year olds, betrothed?

MarriedInAFever

Bethrothed is actually 19. That's how she knows.

betrothed123

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Small town fail, x2. : Are you friends with a lot of 19 year olds, betrothed?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
Never mind I rescind my previous statement.

betrothed123

MIAF got me.  How did you know?!?!

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]I bet you're 23 or 24, J&K. And Rho, Ice House is top five for sure.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

You're actually right on both counts.  23 today, 24 tomorrow ;)

Ha, Betrothed!  Well played.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]MIAF got me.  How did you know?!?!
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

I thought this said MILF.