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    I think that's worse than just taking the whole thing! 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : Psssh. They just have their priorities straight, that's all.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    Or why my health insurance covers erectile disfunction medication and not birth control.

    IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENIS.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]I think that's worse than just taking the whole thing! 
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    Agreed.  Gross!
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    Ribbed condoms are weird. I've never experienced them affecting my pleasure in the least so WHY are they ribbed?
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    Omg ribbed condoms are the DUMBEST.  They just feel weird and plus they can't be all that great for a guy, either, with how thick they are.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]Ribbed condoms are weird. I've never experienced them affecting my pleasure in the least so WHY are they ribbed?
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    So are the fire and ice ones. I don't see how temperature inside your vag affects how much pleasure you have.  They just hurt.
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    The worst by far are the fire and ice condoms. So awful. I think I've said this before about them, but they feel like what I imagine gonorrhea feels like
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    Condoms are weird. In general.

    Then again, when you REALLY think about it, sex is weird too.
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    Wtf, I've never heard of fire and ice condoms!?
    panther
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    Steph you have an entire person growing inside of you. Talk about amazinglyweird :)
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    [QUOTE]Wtf, I've never heard of fire and ice condoms!?
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Really?
    Basically they go from really cold o really hot or vice versa, I can't remember.
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    Yeah, I think pregnancy is weird.  Some women love to be pregnant and look beautiful while pregnant, but my mom describes pregnancy as a sort of weird, alien-ish experience where a human grows inside you and parasitically needs you to live.  She wanted a lot of kids, but hated being pregnant.
    panther
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    Why would you want your genitals to burn?! That's BAD! Burning=bad
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : Really? Basically they go from really cold o really hot or vice versa, I can't remember.
    Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

    <div>It basically goes from bengay to torture in 1.5</div>
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    [QUOTE]Yeah, I think pregnancy is weird.  Some women love to be pregnant and look beautiful while pregnant, but my mom describes pregnancy as a sort of weird, alien-ish experience where a human grows inside you and parasitically needs you to live.  She wanted a lot of kids, but hated being pregnant.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>I think it's totally amazing. I have had several friends who had miserable pregnancies but it's still probably the one thing I look forward to most. I'm a big mush about babies and have always been enamored by baby bumps. Someday!</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : I think it's totally amazing.
    Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]


    I think this attitude is weird. People who are "zomg the miracle of life is so amaaaaazing" are weird to me.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : I think it's totally amazing. I have had several friends who had miserable pregnancies but it's still probably the one thing I look forward to most. I'm a big mush about babies and have always been enamored by baby bumps. Someday!
    Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]

    Lol yeah I'm not looking forward to it at all.  Like my mom, I want kids... I just am not all that excited for pregnancy.  Plus I'm probably also going to look like I'm pregnant in my ass as well as my belly.  Boo.
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    edited February 2012
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    [QUOTE]Yeah, I think pregnancy is weird.  Some women love to be pregnant and look beautiful while pregnant, but my mom describes pregnancy as a sort of weird, alien-ish experience where a human grows inside you and parasitically needs you to live.  She wanted a lot of kids, but hated being pregnant.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Um, this. I have people hugging me and talking about how blessed this all is, and how I must be feeling so <em>vital</em> and so <em>alive</em>. Err...no. I tend to feel tired, nauseous and bloated. I can't take a sinus pill for my allergies, and I'm not supposed to have wine - small sacrifices for the greater good, for sure, but still a let-down in some ways. I can totally appreciate how important the process is, and how cool it is, but I don't really have that whole earth-mother vibe. I think those women are kind of weird.
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    Not to distract from the lube and condom conversation, but...I just walked by my supervisor's desk on my way back from the bathroom and he has this flag-like sign that says in big bold letters "DO NOT DISTURB" hanging in front of the cubicle.

    It comes off kind of douchey. I mean, that's his job, to help people so they don't have to go to the big boss.
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    [QUOTE]Not to distract from the lube and condom conversation, but...I just walked by my supervisor's desk on my way back from the bathroom and he has this flag-like sign that says in big bold letters "DO NOT DISTURB" hanging in front of the cubicle. It comes off kind of douchey. I mean, that's his job, to help people so they don't have to go to the big boss.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    <div>That is douchey. Perhaps "In Conference" would be more appropriate</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : On that note, I think breastfeeding is weird. I mean, I intend to do it if possible one day and I think it's great for moms and babies, but just the thought of it weirds me out a little. And I think it can't possibly be comfortable. I think it's weird that my boss is a very intelligent guy but we just recently discussed the HCG diet and he thinks it sounds realistic and a good weight loss plan.
    Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

    Breastfeeding IS kinda weird.  My mom breastfed all her kids and she said yeah, it was a weird feeling.  But I know it's good for the baby, so I'm definitely going to do it too, God willing.

    She says the worst is stopping breastfeeding.  She wasn't going to be one of those women who still busts out her nip for her 8-year-old, but she kind of let each of us decide when we were done.  She says I was the youngest to quit - I was a little older than 1, I think.  I apparently looked up at her like "whatthefuck?" and she was like OKAY, we're done here.  The sister who breastfed the longest was old enough to ask for it - ick.  My mom was trying to figure out how to get her to quit (she was 2 and a half) and she ended up going on a week long trip with my dad, so she dried up.  When my parents got back the baby said "I'm thirsty!" and my mom was like, "All gone."  lol.
    panther
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    Dude. Pregnancy is fucking weird. I have no clue what's going on with my body half the time. And, it's totally a little parasite growing in me.  Obviously I missed that whole sentimental gene. ;)

    I have another one. Anything dealing with gender reveal parties. Weird. No one cares whether your parasite has a vag or penis as much as you do. I promise. (current topic on TB.)
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    edited February 2012
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    [QUOTE]Dude. Pregnancy is fucking weird. I have no clue what's going on with my body half the time. And, it's totally a little parasite growing in me.  Obviously I missed that whole sentimental gene. ;) I have another one. Anything dealing with gender reveal parties. Weird. No one cares whether your parasite has a vag or penis as much as you do. I promise. (current topic on TB.)
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    Breastfeeding is so weird to me too.  I mean, I'll probably do it because well, it's way cheaper, and it apparently helps you heal quicker from birth and pregnancy and stuff (i.e. you lose the weight quicker.) But, seriously? I dunno. It's just weird.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : I feel like this book would be something up your alley.
    Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]

    ?? Is there supposed to be a link it there somewhere? I'm confused.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: That's weird! : ?? Is there supposed to be a link it there somewhere? I'm confused.
    Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

    <div>Whoops, check again, sorry</div>
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    Gender reveal parties are an actual thing?
    panther
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    I find people to be ridiculously interested in the sex of my baby, to the point where they are trying to convince me to find out at our anatomy scan. H and I are quite content to be surprised and aren't actively seeking out the sex in advance, which is causing mild hysteria in the workplace and in the family. Apparently, we can't plan appropriately without knowing what's growing in there.

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    [QUOTE]For realsies though, what kind of job do you have/where do you work where's that much carpet?
    Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
    I work for a really big company. I think we have like 15ish buildings just at this location, so I kind of get it, but still it seems like a lot. 
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    I find talking about babies all.the.time to be weird.
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