I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if

[Deleted User]

the shocker is your default picture pose.

you have a Justin Bieber haircut.

you dye your 5 year old's hair and give him a fauxhawk for his first day of kindergarten.

Just thought I'd share. You?

deepcovejackie

you wear a boob shirt to work

you insist in calling me "dear" every time you speak to me

you wear a "Playboy" bunny necklace with diamonelles

ricksang

You don't think farts are funny
You still think NKOTB are awesome
You don't understand the magnificence of boobs

nda_roxybabe

You dress like a skank
If you have bleach blonde hair with black underneath. You know, the skunk look.

SarahPLiz

I'm trying real hard to answer these, but I'm realizing I have really little to no standards.. 

I guess we won't be BFFs if you don't like me.

[Deleted User]

What's a boob shirt? I'm picturing this:

ricksang

Yeah it was hard for me to think of some too.

I guess b/c I think everyone is thuper.

[Deleted User]

What's the shocker? I feel like I should know this. Clearly I'm not up with the times.

anna.oskar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:630acdb7-1659-4cec-878a-56828f8f378c">Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]You still think NKOTB are awesome
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

Dang Ang...  and I thought we were hanging tough.

[Deleted User]

Shocker:
 



Someone took tape and covered up the ring finger on the hand signals at the street lights down town and now they are all doing the shocker. I had to explain what it meant to one of my male coworkers. That was awkward.

sarabear23

You refer to yourself as a hillbilly.

You have that "biitch look" when you're walking around.

You dress like a hooker.

You tan too much.

Y0u tyPe LyK d!s.

[Deleted User]

Oh, that. I've seen that hand thing before and yes, I know what it means. I guess I never knew it was called the shocker.

Anysunrise

You take everything as a personal insult.

Your Facebook consists of 1000 pictures of yourself with the duck face.

You constantly whine about how horrible and tough your life is, without actually doing a damn thing about it.

You don't have basic manners or common sense.

sarabear23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:956dd6df-e65e-444c-bf01-d87dafd631ea">Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]You take everything as a personal insult. <strong>Your Facebook consists of 1000 pictures of yourself with the duck face.</strong> You constantly whine about how horrible and tough your life is, without actually doing a damn thing about it. You don't have basic manners or common sense.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Good lord. This.

katiewhompus

(I don't get what it means Sesh)

You can't respect something you don't agree with (such as respecting someone elses religious beliefs, views on parenting, etc)

You don't value the life of an animal.

You look down on people because of their finances.

Lenore2010

You have spent enough on plastic surgery to make a dent in the national debt. I am not talking implants here and nose job there, I am talking crazy.

You coo at "your man" like a baby and yell at your kid constantly.

You have nothing good to say about anyone, it seems ever.

You spend almost as much time on your hair and makeup each day as I spend at work.

You have an animal, and it is pretty obvious you think s/he is a toy or a amusement and not a sentient being.

Anysunrise

You're the chick who told this (18 year old) friend of yours that it's her fault you're pregnant, because "You looked so cute, so I wanted to be pregnant too!"

Yes, this sh*t happens.

[Deleted User]

I was hanging out with this girl and she started talking about her H and calling him Schmoobs. I knew we couldn't be BFFs after that. Friends? Sure. BFFs? Oh no.

[Deleted User]

Your life is one continous drunk episode of the real world...

You're an Uber Skank and make out with 9 people at the bar a night... (then have the nerve to bitch when one of them is making out with someone else)

You're broke but continue to leave work early EVERY day!

Amivy06

<div align="left">In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:2492643a-d7ce-4484-af9a-137920c51742">I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]you dye your 5 year old's hair and give him a fauxhawk for his first day of kindergarten.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

My second cousin did this, only they did an actual mohawk. I had to roll my eyes and shut my mouth. </div>

beatlesgirl25

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:2492643a-d7ce-4484-af9a-137920c51742">I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>the shocker is your default picture pose.</strong> you have a Justin Bieber haircut. you dye your 5 year old's hair and give him a fauxhawk for his first day of kindergarten. Just thought I'd share. You?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

DED. Two in the pink, one in the stink. Sorry, I had to.

And I thought that sideways peace sign in pics was annoying.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

You're a fan of the New York Yankees.

You don't understand basic oral hygiene.

You drive like crap.

You update your facebook at least 50 times a day with meaningless crap, wedding planning updates, your child's bowel movements, what you had for lunch, what's cooking for supper, how you can't stand that bitch on the Bachelor, and how you got up in the middle of the night to pee.  None of this is necessary.

Your only way of having fun is drinking = getting shitfaced.

You complain about being overweight and when we go out to eat, you order the creamiest, most calorie rich item on the menu.  Consistently.

...Or, you complain about being overweight when you're not.

You constantly talk about politics and think anyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot who should die.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:75206d6b-e99b-42d9-abc6-92bafee642f1">Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE] You constantly talk about politics and think anyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot who should die.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

These types of people make me want to run up and tickle them. Not because I think they are cute, but because they strike me as the type of folks that would fucking hate to be tickled.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:05583c35-aedc-4a3e-bc30-c6de32dae4b9">Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if : These types of people make me want to run up and tickle them. Not because I think they are cute, but because they strike me as the type of folks that would fucking hate to be tickled.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Win.

julezlee

Crap, AATB and I will never be BFFs.

For mine:
If you don't find sarcasm funny.

You're not generous.

You giggle too much. 

JennaV26

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:ce120eea-e372-4cff-a648-a1df2028d7f9">Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]Crap, AATB and I will never be BFFs. For mine: If you don't find sarcasm funny. You're not generous. <strong>You giggle too much.</strong> 
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]

Uh oh - I'm a giggler!! teheheheheheheheheheheheeheehehehehehehehe!

Mine are:

If you're a flake and constantly make plans and then back out.

If you exaggerate all of your stories to make them sound better than they really are.

If you have something to complain about all. the. time.

jasmineh7777

You don't understand my sense of humor. In which case, you probably find me rather offensive.

You refer to yourself as a "bitch" in a proud and self-satisfied manner.

zippityb

you're the type who likes to press charges

julezlee

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-fully-convinced-wont-bffs?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1a32535b-a12e-42f3-be44-ccf14cd57f2bPost:39a31117-6daa-418d-b48f-5bb8ce214793">Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm fully convinced that we won't be BFFs if : Uh oh - I'm a giggler!! teheheheheheheheheheheheeheehehehehehehehe!
Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]

You're also gorgeous so you get a pass on the giggling :)

JennaV26

I'm pretty sure the picture below eliminates any chance I have of being BFFs with Jackie or Sunrise due to the Playboy ears and the duck face... and probably everyone else since I turned my old initials into a gangsta sign... JV plaayyaasss!
In my defense I was a sophmore in college when this was taken!

[Deleted User]

Oh dear, Jenna. But again, you're forgiven because I think your sig pic is stunning.

And ditto Jas on both counts.