AYG

number55

oh, stacks, that makes sense then. thanks. 

dmiller9274

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:a5ed125b-db16-408a-9930-4dcc5afb1f7b">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]I dont flame nice people.  I flame when people are all "OMG BUT SO AND SO IS SO NICE AND IS NEVER MEAN!" And then less than a week later they are calling people <strong>Thundercvnts</strong>.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
After reading that thread, I text my mom and asked her if she would be ok with me only referring to her as "thundercunt' from now on. She replied "what is wrong with you? I swear you aren't my child" My mom doesn't get me

Steph0871

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:97d0e450-5a9b-4866-a192-2b6758580a2a">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : I'll bite Ash, teach me, talk to me.  I enjoy posting on the boards.  And even though I am twice as old as most of you, you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Posted by ski2play[/QUOTE]

case in point.

I don't really interact with you much. But I feel like everytime I see you say something you are mentioned how much older than us you are.

ETA: and really? are you actually like 60-70? Because I don't think most of the girls on here are 20-25.

SarahPLiz

FWIW, I like Ski. She thinks my baby is cute. 

Ash2985

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:97d0e450-5a9b-4866-a192-2b6758580a2a">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : I'll bite Ash, teach me, talk to me.  I enjoy posting on the boards.  <strong>And even though I am twice as old as most of you, you can teach an old dog new tricks.</strong>
Posted by ski2play[/QUOTE]
That right there, I feel like you mention how old you are at least once/thread.  I don't know, I've not ever interacted with you a whole lot.  I don't know how to describe it.<div>
</div><div>I saw the picture you posted in the "Post a Funny" thread.  It grated.  I posted in AYG at that point.  Ha.</div><div>
</div><div>Edit:  i2i, Steph.</div>

musicalsunlight

After that comment, dmiller, I feel it appropriate to tell you that I have a tk crush on you. Feel free to think I'm creepy.

Birdie1483

Ski, I think you need to stop worrying about the age difference and just be yourself. Sometimes I feel like you're trying to be like the "cool mom" we all knew growing up who tried to use the same lingo as her kids, instead of just being the matured woman that you are. You've said yourself you've had a lot of life experiences that have made you who you are today and I think you can really utilize those when you talk with others on here.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:49681bba-7e4a-455a-ae74-af55b49e8edd">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : After reading that thread, I text my mom and asked her if she would be ok with me only referring to her as "thundercunt' from now on. She replied "what is wrong with you? I swear you aren't my child" My mom doesn't get me
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

I called my dog a thundercvnt the other day and Ben just about bust a gut laughing.  He says it sometimes now, and then I laugh, because when he says it, well, it's hilarious.

arwo

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:97d0e450-5a9b-4866-a192-2b6758580a2a">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : I'll bite Ash, teach me, talk to me.  I enjoy posting on the boards.  And even though I am twice as old as most of you, you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Posted by ski2play[/QUOTE]

OK, this annoyed me.

I don't mind when people are nice (even though I myself am not nice) but I hate the whole "You don't like me? Tell me how to change so that you'll like me!" thing. That's not nice--it's false. You are saying that you are willing to change who you are (or at least pretend to change) to please some rando on the internet.

ETA: fuuuuuuck, I swear I wasn't trying to bandwagon.

specialk84

Sarah, your baby IS adorable.

I meant to flame it in FFT, but I don't think the Deb AE is funny at all. I think it's kind of dumb. Stacks started it at Halloween, I think, but I just find it really annoying.

I get Halloween AEs, and AEs if you want to ask a really personal question (I don't like it, but I get it). Other than that, I think they're pretty stupid.

number55

I will be honest, I am not even done page 2 and that FFT thread is really confusing. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Guys.  I'm 27.  Did you know that?  I'm in my late twenties.  Omg.  I'm 27.

Next month I'll be 28.  Fucking shite, that's like, OLD AS HELL.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:26a2e88c-d24b-4e3b-a6fa-d9790c73546d">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]Sarah, your baby IS adorable. I meant to flame it in FFT, but I don't think the Deb AE is funny at all. I think it's kind of dumb. Stacks started it at Halloween, I think, but I just find it really annoying. I get Halloween AEs, and AEs if you want to ask a really personal question (I don't like it, but I get it). Other than that, I think they're pretty stupid.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]


I don't like the Deb AE either.  I mean, I know Deb has a foul mouth... but really?  It's hard for me to believe that Stacks is Deb, because I ADORE Stacks, but Stacks as Deb...... No.  Just no.

ski2play

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:dc0662dc-187d-4296-ba96-3b43489f9aa2">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : case in point. I don't really interact with you much. But I feel like everytime I see you say something you are mentioned how much older than us you are. ETA: and really? are you actually like 60-70? Because I don't think most of the girls on here are 20-25.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Point taken Steph, I can understand that.  Thanks for the feedback  Maybe LVB nailed it then, when she said I was just weird and posted my words akwardly.  

specialk84

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:41fdab2a-8a64-45c5-b637-7576133af240">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : OK, this annoyed me. I don't mind when people are nice (even though I myself am not nice) but I hate the whole "You don't like me? Tell me how to change so that you'll like me!" thing. That's not nice--it's false. <strong>You are saying that you are willing to change who you are (or at least pretend to change) to please some rando on the internet.</strong> ETA: fuuuuuuck, I swear I wasn't trying to bandwagon.
Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

<div>If someone has a really annoying habit, but no one tells them it's annoying, how are they supposed to know? I have plenty of annoying habits I keep off of TK and make my H deal with. That doesn't change who I am.</div>

SarahPLiz

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:c95738fa-d0c6-4e79-b116-2be149e4d87e">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]Guys.  I'm 27.  Did you know that?  I'm in my late twenties.  Omg.  I'm 27. Next month I'll be 28.  Fucking shite, that's like, OLD AS HELL.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
SHUT YUR FACE

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:c95738fa-d0c6-4e79-b116-2be149e4d87e">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]Guys.  I'm 27.  Did you know that?  I'm in my late twenties.  Omg.  I'm 27. Next month I'll be 28.  Fucking shite, that's like, OLD AS HELL.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

When is your God Damn birthday?  We already have the same wedding date, if you steal my birthday too, we cant be friends.

LP11509

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:91d84a74-e384-4cf8-a2a2-b27587e12a88">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : TK IT guys would probably jizz themselves over all the threads they'd get to shut down.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

<div>Set up a webcam and flash some boobies.  That'll keep them distracted. </div>

Ash2985

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:a373e40c-067d-45b9-9eb9-5cb07da6cda7">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]If I ever <strong>'March Madnessed (complete with brackets)' </strong>then I'd want a saber.  It could be my handicap.  What's the spread for that?
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]
This is fucking killing me.

expiredbride

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:26d57494-5e9d-4e65-83e2-7954a3b8cec1">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]Heh, heh.  Expiredbride.  Reminds me of like, expired milk or some shiit. Wait, expired... Are you dead?  Can you post from the grave?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I passed bridal expiration about 14 months ago.

I guess I can be considered a "past due" bride <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:d90124c2-03f6-4c9b-a8d6-234cde1de7cb">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Yeah, I passed bridal expiration about 14 months ago. I guess I can be considered a "past due" bride
Posted by expiredbride[/QUOTE]


Are you getting collections calls?

And what does one collect from a past due bride?

Ash2985

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:d90124c2-03f6-4c9b-a8d6-234cde1de7cb">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Yeah, I passed bridal expiration about 14 months ago. I guess I can be considered a "past due" bride
Posted by expiredbride[/QUOTE]
IDGI.<div>
</div><div>Are you married?</div><div>Were you supposed to get married and it didn't happen?</div><div>Dead?</div><div>14 months pregnant?</div><div>Past the deadline you set for yourself to get married?</div>

lbarr088

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:d90124c2-03f6-4c9b-a8d6-234cde1de7cb">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Yeah, I passed bridal expiration about 14 months ago. I guess I can be considered a "past due" bride
Posted by expiredbride[/QUOTE]

<div>
<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/6/3/060101e7-ca7c-46fe-8312-6a814430c5c1.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/6/3/060101e7-ca7c-46fe-8312-6a814430c5c1.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>
</div>

expiredbride

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:8e8846ad-2a46-4f1e-9fd1-ad8420afab1c">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : IDGI. Are you married? <strong>Yes.
</strong>Were you supposed to get married and it didn't happen? <strong>It did happen</strong>  
Dead? <strong>Nope!
</strong> 14 months pregnant? <strong>I certainly hope not!
</strong> Past the deadline you set for yourself to get married? <strong>
</strong>
I set up the account after I married and I was no longer a bride. As a result I didn't want to be a "FutureMRS" or anything cutesy with "2B" or any variation thereof.

Nebb

I sometimes wonder what knotIT dudes think of our period poop lady function threads when were super gross and fantastic?

lbarr088

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:0ad6ca46-a461-4473-9759-2edefa09b79e">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : IDGI. Are you married? Yes. Were you supposed to get married and it didn't happen? It did happen    Dead? Nope!  14 months pregnant? I certainly hope not!  Past the deadline you set for yourself to get married?  I set up the account after I married and I was no longer a bride. As a result I didn't want to be a "FutureMRS" or <strong>anything cutesy</strong> with "2B" or any variation thereof.
Posted by expiredbride[/QUOTE]

<div>No worries there... expired bride doesn't have that "cutesy" ring to it.  It makes me think of the Grim Reaper in a wedding dress.</div>

expiredbride

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:69e38784-f202-4ea5-900a-3c0b25a278d8">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : No worries there... expired bride doesn't have that "cutesy" ring to it.  It makes me think of the Grim Reaper in a wedding dress.
 
Haha, really? I thought it was an appropriate description for my status. I did not intend to be the Bride of Frankenstein or anything.

I didn't want anyhing generic with letters and/or numbers either.

specialk84

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:55aff3cf-29ac-43ae-9aa9-1f8664b7a40f">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]I sometimes wonder what knotIT dudes think of our period poop lady function threads when were super gross and fantastic?
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>Every now and then, I bring up random stuff I learned on TK to my H. He is consitently shocked that a bunch of women sit around and talk about graphic things. I think he would be weirded out if he ever read any of the threads, especially ones using the words "towel" and "method" in the same sentence.</div>

specialk84

You really couldn't think of anything else that didn't conjure up images of dead people or curdled milk? I think most people pick names based on hobbies or nicknames or something.

Edited to remove stupid quoting.

lbarr088

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ayg-24?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1f93f9b4-0fba-4018-8a87-5d4231fac33bPost:27d2d939-de07-4d3e-8491-98c62d0ccaaa">Re: AYG</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : No worries there... expired bride doesn't have that "cutesy" ring to it.  It makes me think of the Grim Reaper in a wedding dress.   Haha, really? I thought it was an appropriate description for my status. I did not intend to be the Bride of Frankenstein or anything. I didn't want anyhing generic with letters and/or numbers either.
Posted by expiredbride[/QUOTE]

<div>I'm not saying you are, it just what I think of when I see it.  </div><div>
</div><div>I'm generic, le sigh.</div>