Sex Talk!

Steph0871

Ok, now I'm all sad from Nebb's thread... let's talk about sex, baby. 

First question... how long did you and FI/H/SO wait? 

someone else ask questions too, or I'll feel like a failure.

LessThanZero

Oh yeah baby!

We actually waited quite some time. I think it was about 4 months. But we also lived about an hour away from eachother and only saw eachother once a week or so when we first started dating.

katiewhompus

Weeeellll it's complicated. H and I were friends for about 8 months before we started dating. Then when we did start dating it was LDR because it was after he moved to Maine. He came to visit about 1 month into the relationship and we had sex within 1 hour of seeing each other. Technically that was our first date though.

Hmm questions...

Nebb

ummmm like 3 hours?

Steph0871

Nebb wins  I wish we hadn't waited, but we were only 18... I think we waited 2 months?  It was the first night we both were back in the dorms after winter break. romantic, huh?

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[QUOTE]ummmm like 3 hours?
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Ditto. And I woke up the next morning with pink eye. AND he still married me. I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

Nebb

I think he was a bit weirded out because went out for starbucks and then did it. and then I went home.

kimheartsscott

Like 4 years.  

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2 months..the first time we were together.... couple days after getting back together

Loopyseven

About a month..

cupcakesfrosting

We didn't. We had sex before we were officially together.

Was your first time with FI/H romantic and planned, or hot, dirty and spur of the moment?

Steph0871

oh c'mon. Someone else has to have some questions to ask...

.... any super embarrassing sex stories? funny ones?

jasmineh7777

Didn't wait, like at all. Not romantic at all. I don't do "romance" really.

Craziest place you've ever done it?

kimheartsscott

Planned, but totally not romantic.

cupcakesfrosting

Craziest place: On top of the car, early afternoon on the top floor of a parking garage.

I think the funniest one was where he kind of put my head through the wall mid-thrust. Is that funny enough?

kimheartsscott

One time we broke into one of his parent's houses (they are realtors) and did it in the walk in closet.  We now own that house.  

Steph0871

Not really planned. We had talked about whether we were 'ready' or not, but not totally planned.  Not romantic though. Really, is the first time ever? Just learn to laugh.

Craziest place? um. Church nursery... with the pastor's son. Don't judge.

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[QUOTE]Not really planned. We had talked about whether we were 'ready' or not, but not totally planned.  Not romantic though. Really, is the first time ever? Just learn to laugh. Craziest place? um. Church nursery... with the pastor's son. Don't judge.
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Ya, our first time together was on a desk in the office at work, at 1130am on a Sunday.. Not romantic at all. Lol.

katiewhompus

We had planned it to be super romantic but it ended up just being a classic "give me sex now" down and dirty encounter. All thoughts of romance had fled our minds by the time we made it to my apt. The rest of the week was pure romance though.

Most embarrassing story...which I may delete later so please don't quote. My ex actually threw up after having sex with me our first time. It was because he had eaten way too much creamy foods before sex (shrimp alfredo, clam chowder and something else) but it scarred me for a while.

Craziest place -I've got nothing. The only time we've had sex outside of a bed was our wedding night/honeymoon at the hotel.

allisong23

I am the opposite of Nebb. H  & I met in college in 1991, were best friends from pretty much 1995 on, and got together in 2008. So, 17 years.

kimheartsscott

Yeah, katie, the closet floor was the craziest I could come up with.  We are boring I suppose.

LessThanZero

All of your craziest place stories are making me feel so boring!!

KW - your embarassing story made me giggle.

katiewhompus

Omg Alli that's hilarious.

aleighk1

We waited about two weeks, I think.

It wasn't planned, and not really romantic. He asked me if I wanted to and I said I wanted to wait but a few minutes later I changed my mind. :]

Craziest place...

on our balcony at night. Kind of boring, I know.

Nebb

I have had sex in many cars, on the stairs of my apartment building once, beside a bar before going inside, inside a bar...

No overly funny sex stories though

paprika28

umm... 4 hours in to our first date. we were good friends for 6 years before that though.

Embarassing? I was pretty lit one night and thought it would be a good idea to strip for him. I have a bed with iron posts... I nailed my forehead on the post when my leg got tangled in my jeans.

Most random spot- the driveway. On the hood of the car.

pirategal03

We waited 2 months, I think.  At the time I felt like it wasn't long at all.  It wasn't planned.

And as far as unusual places, the best I've got is in the sound at the beach. 

SEWF

We waited a day, I believe. We'd both had a dry streak (him-8 months, me- 16 months).

Hot, dirty, spur of the moment.

Craziest place? On the dining room floor with the sliding glass door open. It was a nice night, so we turned off all the lights, opened the door, and quietly went at it. We were on the third floor looking down on to the street, so no worries of getting caught.

aleighk1

K I have a question. 

How often do you and FI have sex?

We do it at least once a week, if not twice a week.

paprika28

We're between 4-5 times a week, depending on my work schedule. But even then, we'll work it in as often as possible.

leayn

We waited about 2 months.

Craziest place = a park during the day.  We didn't think anyone was around, but walking back to the car we passed what felt like a ton of people.