tell me some funny names you've heard.

jlmarks83

My friend's mom is Fonda Delight and her aunt is Misty Sunrise.

Really?   Did you want them to grow up to be strippers?

rainedrop6

Some of my participants worked with a lawyer named Candy Apple. I had a hard time taking her seriously.

I had a baby name book once with strange names in it. One was a couple who had twin girls Kate and Duplicate. Another was a family that named their daughter Nancy Ann Cianci  

maratea

A chiropractor in our area is named Richard Busche (bush). D*ck Busche.

nda_roxybabe

I went to kindergarten with a girl named "beautiful" I hated that conceited little brat.

Shazzie116

Monica Schlewinsky (S's mom works in a ped's office and gets all the new baby names, this one was circa 2002)

Y'Majesty

Juana Drinkwater

Seymour Butts

Blueyed228

I had a gyno for awhile named Dr. D!ck.  I thought it was kinda ironic. 

tldh

My mom worked in a pediatrician's office.  A family with the name Jackson had more

than a few kids - all of them named after a member of the famous Jackson family.  When they ran out of names, the youngest boy was named Thriller.

tldh

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[QUOTE]I had a gyno for awhile named Dr. D!ck.  I thought it was kinda ironic. 
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

No joke.  In my school were kids from a family with this name.  The dad's name was Harry.</div>

jlw1492

I used to work with a girl whose name was Most Precious.

fpaemp2011

A girl in my cousin's graduating class was named Sparkle Diamond.

NuggetBrain

I used to see "precious" and "princess" all the time as first names at my old job.  I also saw "Baby Girl", so I don't know if they just forgot to change her name after she was born or liked the way it sounded, or what.

SheDiva4

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[QUOTE]A girl in my couisn's graduating class was named Sparkle Diamond.
Posted by fpaemp2011[/QUOTE]

Well if she decides to become a stripper she won't have to come up with a name!

tidetravel

My friend was a medic in the Army during Iraq. 

Doc. Killen.

angel2210

There was a lady a few years back in my hometown whose married name was Mary Christmas.

carethb

My dad used to work with a lady named Mary Christmas. I went to school with a girl and her brothers with the last name Huffendiec--pronounced huff-in-dick. I always felt bad for them. But not too bad, because I got named Careth.

aprovencher21

Haven't had time to read the whole post so I apologize if someone already said this one.....

I was watching the show Platinum Babies.  The woman who was pregnant was saving her mother couldn't help name the baby because of what she named her

Jenna Talia

Now say that outloud

ETA Should be saying not saving

shannonalise

No joke - I had clients named:

1. Areola
2. Yolondaqueefa (seriously - say this one aloud. "I'm not da queefa! Yolondaqueefa!")
3. Humble

shannonalise

I'm not making this up - my mom's old OB/GYN was named "Harry Hymen"

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

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[QUOTE]I used to work with someone named Kimothy.  You couldn't just name him Timothy?
Posted by Moneypenny424[/QUOTE]

I know someone named Kimothy who's a girl. She goes by Kim.

I went to high school with a Julia Roberts and I worked with a Jon Stewart. I also worked with a John Milton, which is bad because... well, at least Julia Roberts and Jon Stewart weren't well know when the other people were born, you know?

I used to work with a girl named Mistie Dawn. She readily admitted it was a stripper name.

Some girl on the baby names board last week was considering naming her kid either Tyler Steven or Steven Tyler. Which resulted in a lot of, "Please do not name your kid Steven Tyler!" posts.

SarahPLiz

We have a student named Taqueria, pronounced ta QUERY a.
Anybody wanna go to the Taqueria for some tacos?

There was a local politician when I was younger names Bill Williams. I never did understand that.

A few years ago my mom had Dijonnaise and Wachovia in her K class.

abbiewebster

 i was starting to think fis last name was horrible...im feeling a little better now...hmm maybe just a tiny bit its still pretty bad

susieq87

I work at a car dealer and one of our recent customers first name was "Viking". I almost wet my pants laughing.

shoegal715

Po Po Lamb

Anus - my friend, the teacher, had to explain to the mother that it's not a nice word in English 

Le -A  <--- pronounced Ledasha

tldh

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[QUOTE]There was a lady a few years back in my hometown whose married name was Mary Christmas.
Posted by angel2210[/QUOTE]

I went to school with a Marie Joyeaux Noel</div>

CLECyclist

I worked with a woman named Karen Shaer (Care & Share) and get all kinds of odd names in my profession. A guy I spoke to the other day had a last name of Grampa.

MamaKin

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[QUOTE]There is a urologist in this area named D*ck Trickle. My mom works in a hospital and someone named their baby girl Vagina (pronounced Vah-Gee-nah). My mom also said she had a patient named Le-a.  Which get this? Pronounced La-Dash-a.  Yes, she used punctuation for a syllable.
Posted by cschuma2[/QUOTE]
D*ck Trickle is actually the name of a NASCAR driver, but not a urologist in Toledo.  And Le-a is one of the more popular urban legends on the internet recently (snopes.com).  If your mom said that, ask her about her patients named Oranjello, Lemonjello, and Female. 

shannonalise

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[QUOTE]I work at a car dealer and one of our recent customers first name was "Viking". I almost wet my pants laughing.
Posted by susieq87[/QUOTE]

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