NEED HELP on announcements and timing

MartinAston

Nevermind, don't know how to delete on here.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:ca8bac4c-34cc-4e98-a329-334db68acfc1">NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]My fiance and I decided to elope and spend our money on a honeymoon. We will be having an intimate dinner the day we elope in our home town. The problem I'm having is that we registered for a honeymoon registry and would like to send out engagment/we're getting married announcements before so that people can buy our gifts to be applied to our honeymoon. I just don't want to be rude and say you're not invited since we are eloping. So how do I announce our honeymoon registry before and not have it confused as an invitation? I will be setting up a website to tell of our plans, but just need advice on this. Thank you!!!
Posted by MartinAston[/QUOTE]

<div>This is too complicated. I suggest going door to door with a coffee can with the top cut out in the size of United States currency and making them an offer they can't refuse.</div>

Blueyed228

Are you fucking serious?

[Deleted User]

Here's what you do. Paint a cockandballs on the side of someone's house in the middle of the night. Then in the morning, you go to their house and say "oh wow. How unfortunate that someone would paint a cockandballs on your house. I will be happy to remove it for a small donation to our honeymoon registry". They will be so thankful to you for cleaning off the cockandballs that they will probably give you at least. $13. You'll have your HM money in no time!

Blueyed228

If you are eloping to spend the money you would have spent on a wedding on your honeymoon, why are you having a honeymoon registry?  And who the eff are you sending the "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY" cards to?

So basically what you are really saying is "We have no money, want to get married, and want a HM, so ya'll need to pay for it!"

MeaghanandMichael

Let's actually dissect this post for a moment as well. She really thinks people are going to purchase big ticket items on a HM registry before they even get an invite to the wedding? I kind of want an update this on a few months when no one has purchased a thing and they have to announce their elopment is coming just to get those free massages. 

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:37a35325-4fcb-4d87-9feb-8962e8c897cb">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Here's what you do. Paint a cockandballs on the side of someone's house in the middle of the night. Then in the morning, you go to their house and say "oh wow. How unfortunate that someone would paint a cockandballs on your house. I will be happy to remove it for a small donation to our honeymoon registry". They will be so thankful to you for cleaning off the cockandballs that they will probably give you at least. $13. You'll have your HM money in no time!
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>I kind of like the cockandballs that are painted on the side of my house. :/ I was just about the pintrest them. Hey, saved myself $13.00.</div>

Blueyed228

M&M- thats not where you like your cockandballs.  Stop playin.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:9f381467-e278-4be9-b90a-6c47d3797a96">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]M&M- thats not where you like your cockandballs.  <strong>Stop playin.</strong>
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>heh. Its almost like you have a nannycam in my living room or something.</div>

[Deleted User]

WTF? I gave you some really good advice.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:d0983998-0ab3-43db-8ab2-0950dd3e5139">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Sorry meant to say we are going to the Justice of the Peace not eloping. But thanks for all your kind words.  I can tell God will bless your marriages since you all seem to have it figured out and have such wonderful hearts.  Such nice people
Posted by MartinAston[/QUOTE]

<div>Butthurt does not become you. At least it does not make you witty. Boo.</div>

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:d0983998-0ab3-43db-8ab2-0950dd3e5139">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Sorry meant to say we are going to the Justice of the Peace not eloping. But thanks for all your kind words.  I can tell God will bless your marriages since you all seem to have it figured out and have such wonderful hearts.  Such nice people
Posted by MartinAston[/QUOTE]

Rule #1 of marriage when you elope you forgo gifts! And you NEVER ask for money, EVER.

So yes we do have it figured out, thanks.
(Cew more than most!)

kd.joseph

How do you know we dont have kids? Several of us do. So there you go assuming. And mine thinks I'm great thanks.

If you lurked more you would know that everything you wrote is an etiquette no-no.

JOP or elopement of any kind means you forgo gifts of any kind as well. And you never asks for gifts in the first place.

The fact that you got the same response on several boards should have clued you in.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:5efe0101-f704-4a75-9e4d-0b1303f20dad">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Get a life instead of ganging up on the internet.  You got huge courage judging others.  Your last comment made no sense and I'm glad I don't know people like you.  I hope when you have kids they see you as this. Acting just like a lady should. 
Posted by MartinAston[/QUOTE]

<div>We know. Sorry! It is just hard to resist being "people like us" around money grubbing crazies. Apologies! </div>

Blueyed228

I find it hilarious that someone who cant afford a honeymoon has a sn like Aston Martin.

ZombieNates

I hear blowjobs are good for quick cash.

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:fbb9e5dc-7044-4df0-80ec-a4815ad2c16f">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]I hear blowjobs are good for quick cash.
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

You hear huh? ;)

maratea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:5efe0101-f704-4a75-9e4d-0b1303f20dad">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Get a life instead of ganging up on the internet.  You got huge courage judging others.  Your last comment made no sense and I'm glad I don't know people like you.  I hope when you have kids they see you as this. Acting just like a lady should. 
Posted by MartinAston[/QUOTE]


Nebb and steph aren't here, so it's not a gang yet.

Also, you are stupid. You don't get gifts when you jop.

ZombieNates

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:3ca795f3-8e1a-4ec5-b716-1fd3bea879b9">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing : You hear huh? ;)
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Hey, bitches gotta eat.








That's what he said.

ZombieNates

Mara, when I see your new sig, I think of that M&M's commercial where the thing unzips his candy coating and is like, "So it's THAT kind of party!"

maratea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:79b39c52-9495-4732-b2b3-415c7f5dc13e">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Mara, when I see your new sig, I think of that M&M's commercial where the thing unzips his candy coating and is like, "So it's THAT kind of party!"
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]


My uterus has a hard candy coating.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:7498e32c-8723-46ec-b09d-f88363d54f5c">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing : My uterus has a hard candy coating.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

<div>Melts in my mouth, not in my hand. Good to know.</div>

[Deleted User]

Tits

ZombieNates

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:ce4bb4d6-0511-4a18-a751-e086461782a3">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing : Melts in my mouth, not in my hand. Good to know.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
Uterus. It's magically delicious.

ETA: Also, the incredible edible egg. Candy-coated uteri cover all the bases.

kd.joseph

So, I love how she posted this on E as well as Paper and Invites.

And what makes it worse? CMGr answered her and I find myself agreeing.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:ec02a2fc-2bde-474d-9d76-4cbd06528d8e">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing : Uterus. It's magically delicious. ETA: Also, the incredible edible egg. Candy-coated uteri cover all the bases.
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

<div>Break me off a piece of that uterine wall!</div>

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:ca8bac4c-34cc-4e98-a329-334db68acfc1">NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Nevermind, don't know how to delete on here.
Posted by MartinAston[/QUOTE]

You cant delete a post and you have been quoted so it will be here regardless.

BrittneyKellar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:d7375b91-dab6-4e28-b4a4-509e8f99c7b8">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to NEED HELP on announcements and timing : This is too complicated.<strong> I suggest going door to door with a coffee can with the top cut out in the size of United States currency and making them an offer they can't refuse.</strong>
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

Best thing I have heard all night.

ricksang

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-help-on-announcements-and-timing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:261b6a44-33dd-4e9c-9815-6a43aad5c001Post:37a35325-4fcb-4d87-9feb-8962e8c897cb">Re: NEED HELP on announcements and timing</a>:
[QUOTE]Here's what you do. Paint a cockandballs on the side of someone's house in the middle of the night. Then in the morning, you go to their house and say "oh wow. How unfortunate that someone would paint a cockandballs on your house. I will be happy to remove it for a small donation to our honeymoon registry". They will be so thankful to you for cleaning off the cockandballs that they will probably give you at least. $13. You'll have your HM money in no time!
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

You are the best person alive... HEH