I am a genius.
Last night I was driving home after dropping a friend off, and I totally pulled out right in front of a cop. He nearly broadsided me. So I just pulled over to the side of the road and waited for him. Got a ticket for expired registration, only (which I deserve), which I suppose is better than it could have been. What sucks is I'd been sitting in my car with my friend for about half an hour talking politics, and I kept thinking, "If only we'd been just a bit more or a bit less involved in what we were talking about, I would have missed this guy."
This is a P&R, I think. We have inservice and I'm a presenter, so I can't really be on my phone.