Hey Preglies

ZombieNates

You've probably seen this, but it cracks me up every time I see it.  I KNOW you guys aren't like this, so I hope you laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8

anna.oskar

HA!  "You're just giving birth now, you're not Mother Earth now"

SarahPLiz

That is so funny. 

You know,though,  if people didn't ask us the same questions every day, we wouldn't have to come up with cliche answers. Its hard to be creative when you get "How are you doing/feeling?" 18 x a day. Don't ask unless you really want to know about my reflux and the fact that I can't sleep more than 2 hours at a time because my son thinks my bladder is his pillow and is constantly "fluffing" it. 

So to those singers, don't ask to be polite. its not polite, its annoying. There ARE other things we can talk about, but its hard when the other person is only focusing on the baby.

Dana1116

LMAO; I've never seen this before! Absolutely hilarious and so true for this one woman I know. "Boy or girl?" "Oh, we're not telling" "Any names picked out?" "Oh, we're not telling"

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]That is so funny.  You know,though,  if people didn't ask us the same questions every day, we wouldn't have to come up with cliche answers. Its hard to be creative when you get "How are you doing/feeling?" 18 x a day. Don't ask unless you really want to know about my reflux and the fact that I can't sleep more than 2 hours at a time because my son thinks my bladder is his pillow and is constantly "fluffing" it.  So to those singers, don't ask to be polite. its not polite, its annoying. There ARE other things we can talk about, but its hard when the other person is only focusing on the baby.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

But.. how do you really feel about it?   ;)

ZombieNates

Hahah, Anna.

I like when she goes "Everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant."

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey Preglies : But.. how do you really feel about it?   ;)
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

<div>I'm busy as hell at work and fighting the crash from my glucose test earlier today. My give a damn is out of service, along with my sense of humor, apparently. </div>

ZombieNates

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[QUOTE]LMAO; I've never seen this before! Absolutely hilarious and so true for this one woman I know. "Boy or girl?" "Oh, we're not telling" "Any names picked out?" "Oh, we're not telling"
Posted by Dana1116[/QUOTE]
Who's the father? Oh, we know, but we're not telling. :P

mandapanda78

This thread is so trivial now that I'm pregnant.

Dana1116

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey Preglies : Who's the father? Oh, we know, but we're not telling. :P
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]
Shhh...don't tell my husband that he's the dad! Oh crap I told you!

ZombieNates

Here's an all-inclusive one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRm1yqSmsGY&feature=relmfu

achiduck

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[QUOTE]LMAO; I've never seen this before! Absolutely hilarious and so true for this one woman I know. <strong>"Boy or girl?" "Oh, we're not telling" "Any names picked out?" "Oh, we're not telling"</strong>
Posted by Dana1116[/QUOTE]
I really hate when pregly women do this. Do I look pregnant? No, that's right - I'm not so I'm not going to steal your f-ing name. <div>
</div><div>Nates- this is awesome. Thanks for posting.</div>

katiewhompus

I laughed but I will admit I rolled my eyes at a lot of the things. If you don't care about how we're feeling then don't ask? I wish we didn't tell people the sex because now I'm going to have return assloads of pink clothes if the ultrasound is wrong. We aren't telling the name to a lot of people because we don't want their input and yes, you will hear the input of every fvcking person who asks that question. And yes, we really didn't care what the sex was as long as the baby is healthy. The sex means nothing when you are having your anatomy scan until you hear "ok, everything looks healthy. Would you like to know the sex?"

/doing it wrong.

Nina0528

The dark haired chick is on Raising Hope and sings a bunch of funny/random songs like this one. She's pretty funny

allisong23

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[QUOTE]That is so funny.  You know,though,  if people didn't ask us the same questions every day, we wouldn't have to come up with cliche answers. Its hard to be creative when you get "How are you doing/feeling?" 18 x a day. Don't ask unless you really want to know about my reflux and the fact that I can't sleep more than 2 hours at a time because my son thinks my bladder is his pillow and is constantly "fluffing" it.  So to those singers, don't ask to be polite. its not polite, its annoying. There ARE other things we can talk about, but its hard when the other person is only focusing on the baby.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

YES!!! Trust me, people ask how I am, but they don't want to know the truth. No one wants to hear about my heartburn or lightning crotch, so they get the stock, cliche answer.

I do agree with the "Oh, we know, but we aren't telling". Some pregglies can be very smug about it, especially the sex (I can understand the name thing though).

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey Preglies : YES!!! Trust me, people ask how I am, but they don't want to know the truth. No one wants to hear about my heartburn or lightning crotch, so they get the stock, cliche answer. I do agree with the "Oh, we know, but we aren't telling". Some pregglies can be very smug about it, especially the sex (I can understand the name thing though).
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

It is so tempting to be "that person" sometimes too. "Oh how are you doing today?" "Oh LO is having fun punching my cervix, I'm just great!" Ah awkward silence...

allisong23

Oh, and FWIW, we have been telling people the name, and so far no negative comments. I am waiting for one though, so I can blast them.

Nina0528

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey Preglies : YES!!! Trust me, people ask how I am, but they don't want to know the truth. No one wants to hear about my heartburn or <strong><u>lightning crotch</u></strong>, so they get the stock, cliche answer. I do agree with the "Oh, we know, but we aren't telling". Some pregglies can be very smug about it, especially the sex (I can understand the name thing though).
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

Oh dear god, what is this? I don't like the sound of it. Not one bit!

allisong23

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey Preglies : Oh dear god, what is this? I don't like the sound of it. Not one bit!
Posted by Nina0528[/QUOTE]

Imagine someone stabbing you in the vag. That would be it.

Well, you asked. :)

ZombieNates

I had to laugh at the part when they said they wished someone would just say they don't care if it has arms, as long as it has a penis.  Clearly, only a psycho would actually say that, so it's funny :P.

TBH, if I got annoyed when people asked me how I felt, I'd just tell them the truth.  They asked--it's how you feel--no problem in my book.  And you'd have the added bonus of people not asking so much, hehe. But I'm evil like that.