OL Tuesday

serlace

Go.

AmberMarieTX

Dear Pep Boys,

Please make this be the last time we see you in a while.

XOXO,
Amber

sparklingdiamond

Dear other drivers,

You know that the light at El Dorado and Preston has only one lane that can turn left/go straight and one lane that turns right.  Stop driving ahead of the line of cars who are patiently waiting and then cut me off from the right lane.  Also, do not cut me off and turn left right in front of me while you are in the right lane and I am in the left lane.  You almost hit me.  You really pissed me off.  I hate all drivers that do that.

bsn1752

To add on:

Dear drivers,

The left lane, on the highway, is the fast lane.  You weren't born yesterday, and I know that you know about it.  Going under the speed limit is NOT an acceptable speed anywhere on the highway... especially that lane. SO MOVE YOUR @(&#%@.

- The frustrated driver behind you.

seujoanne

Dear Stress & Drama,

Please please please leave me alone!  I'm getting to where I feel like having a nervous breakdown everyday.  SHOO!  And don't come back!

Love,
Me 

DFWIndian

Dear FI,

It's weird that you are talking about us adding you to our phone plan! Strangely enough I feel like this is almost as big a step as the wedding, but hey we are wasting a ton on you going over your mins so you and your brother can come join me and my sister! Fun times!
- Family sharing phone plan

Dear Ecomony,

Please turn up!! I need a new job and I'm not even getting interview calls anymore!

- Frustrated job seeker

lesalyric

Dear Girls Measurements -

PLEASE be the same tonight as you were 3 months ago so I am not stuck paying for alterations.

- Frustrated Me



Dear Tucson -

Please be pleasant for the next couple of days. The "dry heat" is still WAY too hot.

- Business Traveling Leslie

angieandjames

Dear Tech Support,
Please answer my question quickly.  It should be that hard, but I've already spent an hour trying to enter one little thing.  Stupid software!!  At least the person I'm taking to is nice and friendly.
Frustrated Worker Bee

Dear Friday,
PLEASE hurry.  I NEED a day off!!  I am ecstatic that I actually get two real weekend days off this week, even though I could be working 9 days a week or so, but I'll take what I can get!!
Exhausted Worker Bee

MsLaura31

Dear Wednesday Night,

You should hurry up and get here already. I want FI to come home, but you are taking your sweet time...

Thanks,
The girl getting bored of having the apartment to herself

fallbride1109

Dear Contractor,

Please don't leave us high and dry with a torn up bathroom.  I don't want to have to call Holmes on Homes.  And please don't take forever either.

--Homeowner paying you good money

Dear MIL,

Please quit hinting to your son about babies.  There aren't going to be any. 

--Your DIL

llc2011

Dear Massage Place,

I found it a little weird that you no longer do couples massages since we had one there the last time we went (although that was 2 years ago).  Oh well, a massage will still be greatly appreciated tomorrow for Chris' birthday!

-Me

Dear Best Friend,

I can't wait to have lunch with you in 30 mins and talk about your wedding!  I can't believe it'll be here in a month!

-Your MOH

shortgirltx

Dear Coworker-
It would be greatly appreciated if you could answer the phones once in awhile.   
-Someone who is tired of picking up your slack all the darn time

PS.  I'm really loving these twice a day lunches you take. 

serlace

Dear Wedding,

Stop the stress!!  I can't take it anymore!!!

-Bride-to-be having a mental breakdown

danac2010

Well I'll add to the drivers!  (THIS IS A MINI RANT SORRY!!)

Dear North Texas Drivers,
 
The lane that has the big signs above it that says "exit only" is an EXIT ONLY and when you decide at the last minute that you aren't exiting and try to hit me I'm not going to move I'm going to let you hit me and maybe then you will pay attention next time.  Also I agree with PP the right lane isn't left turns and the left lane isn't for right turns.  The left lane is for people who know that the speed limit is just a suggestion and if you want to go 45 on 121 stay off the freeway!  There is a left turn lane for a reason, USE IT!  If you know your lane is closed due to construction don't wait until the last mintue to get over and cut off all the people who can read the bright flashing signs that have been on the side of the road for the last 2 miles! 
If you don't know where you are going pull into a parking lot to look at the map not driving down the freeway changing lanes and going 50 mph!  You are going to cause an accident and never get to where you are going. 
Ok I think that is enough for today! 

-the other N Texas Driver that is going to have a panic attack behind you-

MLandCJ

Dear FMIL,

I can not believe that you told me you were going to wear a beautiful ivory color dress with sparkles to the wedding. I'm trying really hard to like you, but seriously when you pull stunts like this it makes me want to move really far from you. We will be discussing this soon.

Love, The Bride...you know the one who is suppose to wear the white dress :)mkthnx

tam427

Dear Self,
Stop eating Chick Fil A and get yourself a salad and a workout. We've got dress shopping in T-3 weeks and e-pics 3 weeks after that.  So STOP filling me up!

-Your Belly

appletango85

Dear Dr.'s office(not OB),

Please don't take 45 minutes to put me in a room and another 30 to see me. I really despise the fact that you are making me come in to give me results from a test. I'm taking my $20 copay and shoving it somewhere that is not pleasant! Not to mention you ONLY have appts in the middle of the afternoon. I hate you and can't wait to never use you again!

-Annoyed patient

Dear Sunday,

I can't wait to seeeee youuuu!!! Honeymoon here we come! WOOOTWOOOT!!! First class on the way there too!

-Anxious honeymooner!!

tnickel06

Dear Stephiehall,

Make sure they have a permit.
-girl who has seen too many Holmes on Homes episodes


Dear computer/internet?

I don't know which one of you is messing up but I would like to view webpages without refreshing and would like to see the pictures. But it is easier to say it is the internet as I just got this computer and so it shouldn't be messing up.
-me

fallbride1109

Dear Apple,

Yay, have fun on the honeymoon!

Dear Courtney,

My MIL wore a purple dress.  I would have actually preferred ivory since my colors were black and champagne.  But in the end, it's not that big of a deal nor worth causing friction over with a woman who will be very important for the rest of your life.  So tread carefully.  No one is going to be looking at her anyway.

Knottie who has been there

MissAngel

Dear Cousin,

Freakin just pick a date and stop going back and forth.  If you decide to keep your wedding reception date the same as mine, let me remind you that we are now 9 months out.  So if you want it on the same day as mine...  Do it.  If you want to change it to this December... Change it.  I just need to know how many people I need to seat/feed and how many tables I need to cover, etc...  It makes a difference of about 100 people!!

-Really stressed out Family Member

btweety04

Dear IT Guy,

I am already sick as a dog this week and don't want to be at work. So please stop making my day worse by talking condescending to me over the phone when I call you to come resolve an interface issue. IT IS YOUR JOB! So just get your butt in there and fix it. Patients are much more important than your ego.

-Tired, sick employee-