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::picks up mail::

::waters plants::
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton

Re: ::picks up mail::

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    Is it me, or does is smell stale and unlived in here? 
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    Don't forget to leave a light on to deter burglars.
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    Forget burglars. I think we have squatters. 
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    squatters or pests?  Cali, did you remember to spread around some mothballs and poison?

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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    I could use the trick from Home Alone where Mac sets up the mannequins and the Michael Jordan cut-out so it looks like there's a party in the house and the Wet Bandits stay away.
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