Mega-poll

Nebb

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?
5) What did you have for lunch today?
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?
7) How many fingers am I holding up?

go.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?  I really couldn't care less that Lindsey Lohan is going to jail.  For shiit's sake, oil has been leaking for what, three months into the Gulf of Mexico.  She's a mess, that's not more important than real news.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?  Fever, because she's a reporter like me.  I think Cew would have to be there too so I could laugh at her poop jokes.  And Seshat.  She's a sweetie.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I wish it would stop giving us cold-ass winters.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?  Um... megabitch?
5) What did you have for lunch today?  Pita Pit
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  I dunno really - it's been interesting lately with the "lurkers" and whatnot. 
7) How many fingers am I holding up?  Two?  This is a trick question isn't it...

kd.joseph

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? Lindsay Lohan(shank her already), SB vs E.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Cew (so I can feel her up), Beatles, and Rach.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? I have none.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Megabitch! with a wicked sense of humor.
5) What did you have for lunch today? Lean Cuisine,Yogurt, BBQ chips.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? Vegas strips for us!
7) How many fingers am I holding up? 3 to count your shots.

goheels05

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?  Lebron James
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?  Nebb because she's got Don Draper, Bec because she doesn't poop on Tuesdays so I assume she also doesn't fart, and Blue so I could play with her unicorn hair. 
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I don't believe it is all man-made and I don't believe the actions we are taking to stop it are the right ones.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?  She is the
5) What did you have for lunch today?  Mac and Cheese and poundcake.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  Another fight with DIS, WedWire, or Brides.com
7) How many fingers am I holding up?  elephant?

[Deleted User]

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
the oil spill, because it depresses me; my mother telling me we need to save money to buy a house. Yeah, mom,  get it.

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
SarahP so we could talk about Native American things; Katie to talk animals; AATB, because I think she would find things to talk about when we ran out of topics.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming?
It's happening but too many people don't care.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?
megabitch?

5) What did you have for lunch today?
PB & banana sandwich, BBQ chips, Dr. Pepper

6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?
I'm kind of waiting for vegas groom to admit he's a she.

7) How many fingers am I holding up?
4. Duh.

luckyme502

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?  The oil spill, Mel Gibson, and Lindsay Lohan
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?  Cew, because she would keep us entertained, Roxy, because she always has something interesting to say, and I don't know who would be the third.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I honestly don't think human caused global warming is real.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?  She's a smart and funny lady, with a great sig pic.
5) What did you have for lunch today?  Leftover pizza
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  I would like to see either a P2 smackdown, or that crazy new, I wan't to be you, you guys love me chic come back.
7) How many fingers am I holding up?  none, fish don't have fingers!

Anysunrise

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
Twilight. Ugh.

 2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
a) Nebb, because you're Canadian, and that makes me happy since I'll soon be surrounded by people who think I'm making a dirty joke when I say our milk comes in bags.
b) Cew, because well, she's Cew.
c) I'ma go with Vegasgroom, because he cracks me up.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming?
I was looking forward to it, but now that I'm moving down south it might be marginally unpleasant.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Hmm...poop.

5) What did you have for lunch today? Egg, cheese and bacon on a bagle.

 6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? Needs more crazy. Just kidding, I actually enjoy it a lot in its current state. None of the other boards have really caught my interest the way SB has.
 
7) How many fingers am I holding up? go.

11.

mrscarter052011

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? the crappy economy, trying to close on a freaking house (impossible, and the next person who tells me that it's a buyer's market gets slapped, kicking people out of bridal parties.  You can't do it so stop asking everyone you know to be in your bridal party before you have even set a date.

 2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Cew, she cracks me up plus she has a kid the same age as mine so I think we would have things to talk about. Bec, b/c she says everything that goes through my mind but far more eloquent than I ever could and Ricksang, she also cracks me up and is responsible for me spitting water, tea and coffee on my keyboard.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming? It's a natural process but we have to stop speeding it up.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Superhot Megabitch

5) What did you have for lunch today? teryaki chicken and veggies

 6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? I read something about people having to be sexed or beaten in.  That would be interesting.

7) How many fingers am I holding up? One?

laurenclaire1386

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
The goddamned oil spill. I care about it immensely, but I don't wanna hear another fucking word about it until they have that shiit not leaking, for sure.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
Shelly, M&M, and Cew.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?
Al Gore made a lot of money on that concept. While I do think the Earth is warming up, I think it's part of a cycle and it'll eventually (none of us will be alive by this point probably) cool off. That's not a reason to treat the Earth like crap, however.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?
She's half past a monkey's ass, and a quarter to his balls.
5) What did you have for lunch today?
Tuna fish salad sandwich.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?
I wish QuickandEasy would grow some balls and tell us what's up.
7) How many fingers am I holding up?
Trick question. You only have thumbs.

[Deleted User]

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? nothing really at the moment.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
Betrothed because she's my sisterwife and we could make demin jumpers together in our spare time.
Heels because she is funny and makes the best BBQ I've ever had.
Jasmine because she's sweet and funny and would keep us from killing eachother.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? If it's real, it's scary to think about what could happen if all of that bullshit started to melt.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? She is tired and needs to pee.
5) What did you have for lunch today? Subway
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? I wish Q&E would come back and explain what the fuuck happened last night.
7) How many fingers am I holding up? 23

julezlee

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? The oil spill, it's just so depressing.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Mag920 because I want to see her baby belly, BG because she would help keep me calm (not a fan of enclosed spaces), and Roxy because she wouldn't be able to get away from me and I could steal her shoes. 
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I think it's happening. 
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?  Love of my life.
5) What did you have for lunch today? Leftover chicken with roasted potatoes, and corn with shallots and bacon.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?   
7) How many fingers am I holding up? Just the middle one.

MarriedInAFever

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? When new people overuse adjectives like "snarky" and "sarcastic" to describe the board.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Nebb, because she's most likely to have booze. Cew because she would make poop jokes. Bec because she's always level headed and offers good suggestions.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? It's a climate phenomenon caused by Nebb's super hot Don Draper sigs. Rawr.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Cew is not a megabitch, she is the megabitch.
5) What did you have for lunch today? Turkey sandwich.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? I liked J&K's questions to stir up a debate.
7) How many fingers am I holding up? Four.

nda_roxybabe

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? Nothing I can really think of...
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? only 3?
Nebb because she's my fave DIL and we'd keep entertained,
Shelly because we could be hyper and make it fun
CoKristi because I like her and would like to get to know her better and what better oppurtunity then while stuck on an elevator?
If I could also add the NC girls that'd be nice too...
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? I don't really believe it. I think the earth naturally goes through cycles where things change and we're just in cycle right now...
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Just as awesome in real life as on here and FUNNY.
5) What did you have for lunch today? I'm about to get my free schlotzkys sandwich
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? I'd get engaged so I can annoy you all with my insane indecisiveness :P
7) How many fingers am I holding up? 7

LesPaul

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?  Celebrity crap.  I don't give a rat's behind about LiLo, Speidi, or any of those ridiculous people.   
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?  LC, Roxy and Nebb.  I think the conversation would be fascinating. 
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I think our climate is cyclical, and in a few years people will be wringing their hands about the next ice age.
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?  The coolest Megabitch ever, of course!
5) What did you have for lunch today?  A naked burrito
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  More wedding photos?  More interesting trolls?
7) How many fingers am I holding up?  One.  The middle one.

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? 2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? 3) what are your thoughts on global warming? 4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? 5) What did you have for lunch today? 6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? 7) How many fingers am I holding up? go.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

1. Well, it was the World Cup <em>and</em> the oil spill, but both are over.
2. Nebb, Roxy and Shelly.
3. I think that we should all do our part to conserve energy, though I don't recycle.
4. CEW jokes about poop. ;)
5. Chips. I know, healthy.
6. All of the newbies/lurkers/trolls made it interesting last night.
7. 24.

Nebb

Hahh this thread is cracking me up too much. I love that don draper caused global warming.

shellydiane820

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? Lindsay Lohan

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? hmmm this is tough.  Rox, Nebb, aaaaaaaannnnnd Salt (even though she doesn't post here often)
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? its for real, yo

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? My sister from another mister

5) What did you have for lunch today? chips and salsa

6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? uhhhh more fart jokes?

7) How many fingers am I holding up? 11

raynes

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
Lindsay Lohan.  For sure.

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
Nebb, 'cause if she stops canceling our drinking dates that might actually happen, Fever, 'cause she seems funny and nice, and BoxKitty, becuase there must be a kitty.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming?
That it's for reals and that we need to stop being such energy hogging prigs and start making some changes.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?
She's quite nice, actually.

5) What did you have for lunch today?
Bean salad (yay farts!) and a tuna sandwich.

6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?
More pictures, and polls.

7) How many fingers am I holding up?
Twelve.

missy68

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
Political 'fighting," LiLo (although I'm floored by her "manicure" in court), and  LeBron James.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Beatles - she could analyze me (we'd need a skyscraper), Julez for the laughs, and VegasGroom for the one liners.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? Didn't Al Gore invent this?
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Cew is a great mom with a terrific smile and a good friend. Even if she doesn't like my *snort*.
5) What did you have for lunch today? Met-RX Big 100 Protein Bar. I had to eat it in two sittings. I didn't want leftovers from dinner last night.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? I like Heels' idea.
7) How many fingers am I holding up? one and it's a middle one.

tba0313

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? Obama. He's president. Like him or don't, I'm not into politics and I don't care!!

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
Cew - she'd use her superpowers to open the doors
Vegas - I like to look at boys.
The "I love you guys" chick - If we were in there too long and my choices were to die slowly of starvation or heat exhaustion, she'd drive me crazy enough that I'd strangle myself quickly with the emergency phone cord.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming? hairspray caused it.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Mommy.

5) What did you have for lunch today? cheese steak sub

6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? Someone to be abducted by a UFO.

7) How many fingers am I holding up? 3.

SarahPLiz

This is my only break today. I think I'm using it wisely!
1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? Justin Beiber, vampires, and politics in general

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Katie, cew, and Nebb. Wicked wit will make the time pass faster

3) what are your thoughts on global warming?

It happens

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?

The funniest megabiitch I know I know.

5) What did you have for lunch today?

Leftover baked ziti and a cucumber

6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?

Nothing.. i don't have time to read this week. I selfishly wish it to be boring for another week or so.

7) How many fingers am I holding up?

One, as usual.

carethb

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
The oil spill, it's depressing. Lindsay Lohan, we all know she's days from pulling a Britney and shaving her head. Mel Gibson, it makes me sad that he's a load his mom should have swallowed because I used to like his movies.

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
Nebb, Cew and Shelly because they're all people I'd like to get to know better because they seem fabulous.  Tangent-I had to do eenie meenie miney moe like 12 times to get my number down to just three.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming?
That it is a culmination of natural and manmade issues, and all Heels doing.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?
Megabitch with superior boobs.

5) What did you have for lunch today?
Tortelini with a basil cream sauce, asparagus and sundried tomatoes and Lamb pops.
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?
well, it seems that the last couple of days have been pretty interesting, so just for that to continue.

7) How many fingers am I holding up?
2.33333

MeaghanandMichael

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? My husbands fantasy baseball team. I know, I am a terrible wife.
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Betrothed, Heels and LC - major gossip session
3) what are your thoughts on global warming? it is too hot
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? The hottest, funniest woman a live who I kind of want to cage fight, in a really good way.
5) What did you have for lunch today? some kind of boring salad
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? I like polls like this, so I am good for now.
7) How many fingers am I holding up? put one of your fingers on each hand up! be proud to be outta your might and outta control, one more time...

Nebb

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[QUOTE]1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)? The oil spill, it's depressing. Lindsay Lohan, we all know she's days from pulling a Britney and shaving her head. Mel Gibson, it makes me sad that he's a load his mom should have swallowed because I used to like his movies. 2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY? Nebb, Cew and Shelly because they're all people I'd like to get to know better because they seem fabulous.  Tangent-I had to do eenie meenie miney moe like 12 times to get my number down to just three. 3) what are your thoughts on global warming? That it is a culmination of natural and manmade issues, and all Heels doing. 4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? Megabitch with superior boobs. 5) What did you have for lunch today? <strong>Tortelini with a basil cream sauce, asparagus and sundried tomatoes and Lamb</strong> pops. 6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up? well, it seems that the last couple of days have been pretty interesting, so just for that to continue. 7) How many fingers am I holding up? 2.33333
Posted by carethb[/QUOTE]
Crap girl, that is some fancy lunch!

aprovencher21

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?
I'm tired of hearing Obama whine and complain and blame Bush and the Republicans for everything. 

2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?
This is difficult.  First SarahSmiles.....cause I think she and I would make each other laugh a lot.  Ricks cause she's just awesome.  Nebb cause I'm claustrophobic and I'll need your humor/wit to distract me or I'll pass out.  But I want to add heels, blue and cew. I don't like limits on knotties being in the elevator.

3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  You don't want to know.  I think its happening but I'm not convinced its sorely because of human actions.  I do think its a bit skeevy that people have been lying about the evidence to get more green stuff forced through.

4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less? I megabitch cew.

5) What did you have for lunch today? Nothing....I've been queasy all day

6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  I think we need boobie avatars again.

7) How many fingers am I holding up? 4??

nda_roxybabe

Nebb! So, how many fingers? I was right, right??

carethb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Mega-poll : Crap girl, that is some fancy lunch!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Well, the FI is OOT for 2 weeks, so we try to do a special dinner the night before he leaves and those are the leftovers. I try to eat the leftovers of that stuff because 1) it was a PITA but tasted good and B) it was expensive.

andyandhillary

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?  The Oil Spill and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  They are important issues but my ears are just tired of hearing about it. 
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?  I never like these questions...
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I think our climate is cyclical and that we're just fine.  I don't think that includes conservation of energy, though.  People should conserve energy people the earth's resources are limited, even if it's long after we're all dead.  If you leave a room, turn off the damn light.  Recycle, it's not hard. 
4) Describe CEW in less 1 sentence or less?  BAMF
5) What did you have for lunch today?  Sun chips, chicken noodle soup, and an apple
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  Cage fighting
7) How many fingers am I holding up?  6

kimheartsscott

1) What are you sick of hearing about (current events, in your real life, on TK)?  How giant my ass is.  Thanks best friend!
2) If you had to be stuck in an elevator with 3 knotties, who would they be and WHY?  Cew Nebb and Roxy.  Because they are the first three I thought of.
3) what are your thoughts on global warming?  I honestly don't pay enough attention.
4) Describe CEW in 1 sentence or less?  My only knottie friend on FB.
5) What did you have for lunch today?  I was going to have cereal at work, but couldn't roll my giant ass out of bed this morning.  Thanks best friend!
6) What do you wish would happen on SB to spice things up?  Missy would confess her true love for vegasgroom.
7) How many fingers am I holding up?  12

[Deleted User]

Wait. What is BAMF?

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Wait. What is BAMF?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Bad ass mother fvcker if I'm not mistaken.