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Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]<strong><u>I catapulted my sister off a homemade see saw, launching her across the yard and breaking her arm. I went to see if she was ok and she broke my nose by punching me with her unbroken arm. My mom came home to find us bleeding and screaming 45min. before our entire family was coming over to celebrate my brother's birthday.</u></strong> Once, we were arguing on the couch over who had more room, and we started throwing popcorn at each other, and a kernel landed in my ear. Rather than tell my mom and get in trouble, we decided to dig it out with a knitting needle. I'm not sure which burst my eardrum, the knitting needle or the kernel, but as a result I have less than 40% hearing in my right ear. Every time my sister bitches about her arm still giving her problems after so many surgeries, I turn my good ear towards her and say "What did you say? I'm sorry, I'm a bit hard of hearing." :)
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

Im really sorry about your hearing, but that first part literally made me laugh out loud for a good 30 seconds.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Test : My brother threw a rock at my head when I was 6 which resulted in a traumatic head shaving and subsequent stitches  I hated his life for years after that.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Do you remember those HUGE marbles, the ones that were around 2" in diameter? My brother threw one of those at me once and it hit me right above my eye. It was in retaliation for me trapping him under a rigid plastic clothes hamper that i put cinderblocks ontop of (he was scrawny and couldnt get out). It sucked.

leayn

I think My Little Ponies are part of my tattoo fascination.  They each have their own special tattoo on their hiney.  I had lots of those, but not too many Barbies.  That hoar was too expensive! 

I did have one Barbie and one JEM doll.  They were both always naked (what the hell would happen to the clothes?) and I didn't have a Ken, and I would make them kiss and lay on each other when I played.  One time my Mom walked in, and she was like "STOP GETTING CRAZY WITH THE DOLLS!!".  I still bring it up.

Nebb

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[QUOTE]I think My Little Ponies are part of my tattoo fascination.  They each have their own special tattoo on their hiney.  I had lots of those, but not too many Barbies.  That hoar was too expensive!  I did have one Barbie and one JEM doll.  They were both always naked (what the hell would happen to the clothes?) and I didn't have a Ken, and I would make them kiss and lay on each other when I played.  One time my Mom walked in, and she was like "STOP GETTING CRAZY WITH THE DOLLS!!".  I still bring it up.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]
I just read your post about tattoos and barbies, and found this:
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weird!

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Test : Do you remember those HUGE marbles, the ones that were around 2" in diameter? My brother threw one of those at me once and it hit me right above my eye. It was in retaliation for me trapping him under a rigid plastic clothes hamper that i put cinderblocks ontop of (he was scrawny and couldnt get out). It sucked.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I remember them well.  And how bad they hurt when my brother chucked them at me

betrothed123

That's kind of creepy, Nebb.

goheels05

I loved GI Joe!  4 year old cew was a pussy or 4 year old heels was a pussy?  I can tell you right now I was.  At my birthday party, I cried for 2 hours straight because my dad's Air Force buddy's son popped all of my balloons and made my crayons dull (yes, dull--he didn't break them, I was pissed that he wore the points down).  Then when he was 17 and I was 15, our families went to the beach together and he was HOT.  Luckily he forgot the crayon incident and we made out pretty much all weekend.

You guys have hardcore sibling stories.  I have nothing.  The worst thing we ever did was while grandma had us for a week, my sister and I were fighting over shotgun and the car door got slammed into the door of the car next to us, and the guy was in it.  He was pissed. 

I figured out a way to trick her out of shotgun after that, though.  Anytime we went anywhere, I would shout "I call back middle seat!" and she would get in the back first, and I would let her think she "won" and sit up front. 

goheels05

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[QUOTE]I think My Little Ponies are part of my tattoo fascination.  They each have their own special tattoo on their hiney.  I had lots of those, but not too many Barbies.  That hoar was too expensive!  I did have one Barbie and one JEM doll.  They were both always naked (what the hell would happen to the clothes?) and I didn't have a Ken, and I would make them kiss and lay on each other when I played.  One time my Mom walked in, and she was like "STOP GETTING CRAZY WITH THE DOLLS!!".  I still bring it up.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

That is so awesome. If it had happened 25 years later, your mom would be on the bump freaking out and asking if this is normal. 

Nebb

I pushed my brother down the stairs once, and for a split second when I did it I was scared of getting in trouble, but he ended up doing a kartwheel down the stairs and only thumped into the wall and didnt hurt himself. It was awesome both for the kartwheel and not getting in shiit.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]I loved GI Joe!  <strong>4 year old cew was a pussy or 4 year old heels was a pussy?  I can tell you right now I was.</strong>  At my birthday party, I cried for 2 hours straight because my dad's Air Force buddy's son popped all of my balloons and made my crayons dull (yes, dull--he didn't break them, I was pissed that he wore the points down).  Then when he was 17 and I was 15, our families went to the beach together and he was HOT.  Luckily he forgot the crayon incident and we made out pretty much all weekend. You guys have hardcore sibling stories.  I have nothing.  The worst thing we ever did was while grandma had us for a week, my sister and I were fighting over shotgun and the car door got slammed into the door of the car next to us, and the guy was in it.  He was pissed.  I figured out a way to trick her out of shotgun after that, though.  Anytime we went anywhere, I would shout "I call back middle seat!" and she would get in the back first, and I would let her think she "won" and sit up front. 
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

I'm so sorry. I realized after I wrote it that it was confusing. I meant 4 year old cew was a total pussy. So, if 4 year old heels was a pussy too, then we would have been besties.

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Matt broke his brother's leg when they were kids.

Blueyed228

4 year old blueyed got proposed to in kindergarten with said boys mothers actual diamond ring.  His mom called my mom to get it back.

We got married in 4th grade.  It was officiated by my bff.

goheels05

BlueEyed was a P.I.M.P!

FutureMsAlexander

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[QUOTE]4 year old blueyed got proposed to in kindergarten with said boys mothers actual diamond ring.  His mom called my mom to get it back. We got married in 4th grade.  It was officiated by my bff.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Whoaaa. So you're planning a second wedding? You better head to elementary divorce court.

goheels05

ZOMG YOU GET ONE DAY!!!111!!!!!!!!

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Elementary divorce court smells like a fart.

goheels05

At my elementary school, every day a different child got to go to the office and say the pledge of allegiance over the intercom.  On Valentine's day, my 2nd grade boyfriend Sisqo and I got to do the pledge of allegiance together.  And yes my boyfriend's real name was Sisqo.  I can't imagine what life was like for him in high school when the Thong Song came out.

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I'm naming my next kid Sisqo.

maratea

Elementary school marriages have cooties. Does your FI know you have this very communicable disease??

goheels05

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[QUOTE]I'm naming my next kid Sisqo.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


He might Unleash the Dragon.

jajph1974

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[QUOTE]I'm naming my next kid Sisqo.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I double dog dare you  :P

[Deleted User]

But I'm going to spell it Sysqo.

goheels05

That's you-neek. 

[Deleted User]

That's how I roll.

leayn

You're right Heels!  I could help them out on that board as a role model for probably half the things they think aren't normal.  I think I turned out OK, aside from the 11 tattoos and the need to makeout with Nebb.

Those are some scary Barbie leg tattoos!!!

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[QUOTE]I think My Little Ponies are part of my tattoo fascination.  They each have their own special tattoo on their hiney.  I had lots of those, but not too many Barbies.  That hoar was too expensive!  I did have one Barbie and one JEM doll.  <strong>They were both always naked</strong> (what the hell would happen to the clothes?) and I didn't have a Ken, and I would make them kiss and lay on each other when I played.  One time my Mom walked in, and she was like "STOP GETTING CRAZY WITH THE DOLLS!!".  I still bring it up.
Posted by leayn[/QUOTE]

My dolls were always naked. Always.

leayn

Its like socks in the dryer...their clothes just vanish!  I'm glad I'm not alone with that one.