He actually believed that?

LedZeppelin

CN: A white woman married to a white man gives birth to a baby with distinctively black features. She claims the baby was conceived by a 3D porn movie she watched. Her husband responded, "...The films in 3D are very real. With today's techonology, anything is possible."

LessThanZero

This proves that the world IS going to end in 2012. Its all over for us.

MeaghanandMichael

I think she forgot to mention the part where she was watching porn with a black dude.

kd.joseph

Ok what scares me the most is this dumbass is protecting our country?

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]I think she forgot to mention the part where she was watching porn with a black dude<font color="#800000"> <strong>in her</strong></font>
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


I fixed it for you  :P

maratea

All I can picture is this husband standing there scratching his head and going "Duuuuurrrrrr, porn = baby."

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : I fixed it for you  :P
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

bwahahahah!

Chi_Chi

Whaa? Someone must not have taught him about the birds and the bees.

NatesGirl16

This is ridiculous.

But you know what I saw?  Apparently, a few white women have given birth to black babies.  There is some genetic abnormality that causes this--I forget the entire story.  I will find it later and link, unless someone else remembers this.

chocoholic4life

This guy is carrying a gun?  Oh lord...

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : I fixed it for you  :P
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Win!

Np, I think I have heard of that before. She should have gone with that defense. At least she'd have studies to back her up.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]This is ridiculous. But you know what I saw?  Apparently, a few white women have given birth to black babies.  There is some genetic abnormality that causes this--I forget the entire story.  I will find it later and link, unless someone else remembers this.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

This can happen if a woman's relative is part black. I think the genes stay dormant or something. Google it, I know I'm not talking nonsense

[Deleted User]

Wow. Denial much?

And if anything was possible in 3D, then damn it why am I not in Pandora cuddled up next to Jake Sully? Because, you know, it's totally possible in 3D.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]it's the 3D movies affect you in real life part that amuses me.  I clearly should have been more careful when I went to see How to Train Your Dragon then
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

What about Saw in 3D? That's going to get insane!

MeaghanandMichael

I can hardly wait until this kid is 8 or so and is all, "mommy, why am I black?"

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Wow. Denial much? Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

HA!

And who in the hell goes out with friends to see a porn movie? Pee Wee?

TheCranberry

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : This can happen if a woman's relative is part black. I think the genes stay dormant or something. Google it, I know I'm not talking nonsense
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Yeah, either or both of them could have African ancestry (grandparents, great-grandparents, etc). 

But back to the real issue: There's 3D porn?!

heartxsongs

I can maybe get the African ancestry thing, but in the article there it says the husband was in Iraq when she got pregnant.  Looks like she did have a porn buddy XD

sarah0725

I feel like there's some kind of joke here about immaculate conceptions.

mgietler76

So how many porn starts are pregnant with creepy men's babies after they starred in a 3D movie, or does this only work one way?

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]ewww. I am actually getting a little sick thinking of 3D porn possibilities and what can 'come' at you. sorry.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

Don't forget your raincoat.

 Eww ... can you image 3D bukkake? I just made myself a little sick

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : I was eating lunch!! Not anymore thank-you very much lol
Posted by mgietler76[/QUOTE]


Meaghan started it  :P

maratea

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : Don't forget your raincoat.  Eww ... can you image 3D bukkake? I just made myself a little sick
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-frown.gif" border="0" alt="Frown" title="Frown" /> I hate you.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? :  I hate you.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]


<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" />

mgietler76

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : Meaghan started it  :P
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

OK that's wierd because my name is Meaghan, I never realized how many people spell it this way until TK

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : OK that's wierd because my name is Meaghan, I never realized how many people spell it this way until TK
Posted by mgietler76[/QUOTE]


You're not as special as you thought, how sad.

JK  :P

mgietler76

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : You're not as special as you thought, how sad. JK  :P
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

I am too! My mom told me so <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

SarahPLiz

Wow. I dont know what to say. Zepp, do you have a link to the article? FI would love this.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : Meaghan started it  :P
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Don't lie to these girls you know you're the consummate sh!t starter!

You made me talk about sex swings. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />

SarahPLiz

Thanks. I didnt really want to google "3D porn baby"

LedZeppelin

Haha! I can't imagine why not.