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He actually believed that?

CN: A white woman married to a white man gives birth to a baby with distinctively black features. She claims the baby was conceived by a 3D porn movie she watched. Her husband responded, "...The films in 3D are very real. With today's techonology, anything is possible."



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    This proves that the world IS going to end in 2012. Its all over for us.
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    I think she forgot to mention the part where she was watching porn with a black dude.

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    Ok what scares me the most is this dumbass is protecting our country?
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    [QUOTE]I think she forgot to mention the part where she was watching porn with a black dude<font color="#800000"> <strong>in her</strong></font>
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


    I fixed it for you  :P
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    marateamaratea member
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    edited October 2010
    All I can picture is this husband standing there scratching his head and going "Duuuuurrrrrr, porn = baby."
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : I fixed it for you  :P
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    bwahahahah!
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    Whaa? Someone must not have taught him about the birds and the bees.

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    This is ridiculous.

    But you know what I saw?  Apparently, a few white women have given birth to black babies.  There is some genetic abnormality that causes this--I forget the entire story.  I will find it later and link, unless someone else remembers this.
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    This guy is carrying a gun?  Oh lord...
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : I fixed it for you  :P
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    Win!

    Np, I think I have heard of that before. She should have gone with that defense. At least she'd have studies to back her up.
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    [QUOTE]This is ridiculous. But you know what I saw?  Apparently, a few white women have given birth to black babies.  There is some genetic abnormality that causes this--I forget the entire story.  I will find it later and link, unless someone else remembers this.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    This can happen if a woman's relative is part black. I think the genes stay dormant or something. Google it, I know I'm not talking nonsense
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    Wow. Denial much?

    And if anything was possible in 3D, then damn it why am I not in Pandora cuddled up next to Jake Sully? Because, you know, it's totally possible in 3D.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_actually-believed?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:37596641-f886-4051-8036-0dcbb02acfa0Post:d66b8390-dca8-4454-8acd-b75ecf348982">Re: He actually believed that?</a>:
    [QUOTE]it's the 3D movies affect you in real life part that amuses me.  I clearly should have been more careful when I went to see How to Train Your Dragon then
    Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

    What about Saw in 3D? That's going to get insane!
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    I can hardly wait until this kid is 8 or so and is all, "mommy, why am I black?"
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    [QUOTE]Wow. Denial much? Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    HA!

    And who in the hell goes out with friends to see a porn movie? Pee Wee?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : This can happen if a woman's relative is part black. I think the genes stay dormant or something. Google it, I know I'm not talking nonsense
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, either or both of them could have African ancestry (grandparents, great-grandparents, etc). 

    But back to the real issue: There's 3D porn?!
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    I can maybe get the African ancestry thing, but in the article there it says the husband was in Iraq when she got pregnant.  Looks like she did have a porn buddy XD


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    So how many porn starts are pregnant with creepy men's babies after they starred in a 3D movie, or does this only work one way?
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    I feel like there's some kind of joke here about immaculate conceptions.
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    [QUOTE]ewww. I am actually getting a little sick thinking of 3D porn possibilities and what can 'come' at you. sorry.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Don't forget your raincoat.

     Eww ... can you image 3D bukkake? I just made myself a little sick
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : I was eating lunch!! Not anymore thank-you very much lol
    Posted by mgietler76[/QUOTE]


    Meaghan started it  :P
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : Don't forget your raincoat.  Eww ... can you image 3D bukkake? I just made myself a little sick
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-frown.gif" border="0" alt="Frown" title="Frown" /> I hate you.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? :  I hate you.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]


    <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" />
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : Meaghan started it  :P
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    OK that's wierd because my name is Meaghan, I never realized how many people spell it this way until TK
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_actually-believed?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:37596641-f886-4051-8036-0dcbb02acfa0Post:70f28391-0454-44aa-8b3a-dad47fe30fa7">Re: He actually believed that?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : OK that's wierd because my name is Meaghan, I never realized how many people spell it this way until TK
    Posted by mgietler76[/QUOTE]


    You're not as special as you thought, how sad.

    JK  :P
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : You're not as special as you thought, how sad. JK  :P
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    I am too! My mom told me so <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />
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    Wow. I dont know what to say. Zepp, do you have a link to the article? FI would love this.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: He actually believed that? : Meaghan started it  :P
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    Don't lie to these girls you know you're the consummate sh!t starter!

    You made me talk about sex swings. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />
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    Thanks. I didnt really want to google "3D porn baby"
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    Haha! I can't imagine why not.
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