Another lurker gone...none lurker?

laceface89

I have been lurking here for like...I don't know, whenever I joined. You guys make me laugh, often. FI thinks I am insane because of you. So, if we split- you guys can take the blame. Any way. Hello!

Nebb

2.5 months. You need to post more. 15 posts is just paltry.

SarahPLiz

I laceface! Tell us about you, your FI, your wedding, and above all, we need your IP address. 

[Deleted User]

FART!

laceface89

I know, such a small number of posts. I am big on lurking before posting.

Well, let's see. My social is 257-65-9826. No, kidding, kidding... I am not getting married for another 2 years, and have all ready been engaged for a year. FI is utterly amused at my looking at wedding stuff all ready- but knows to blame my mother. He also loves (read amused) that I am, infact, a forum whore.

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]I laceface! Tell us about you, your FI, your wedding, and above all, we need your IP address. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]


Also do you know the password? And will you be offended if cew enters your thread and farts in it? Because that just happened, so you need to make a decision quickly.

[Deleted User]

What kind of diseases do forum whores get? Are they the same as regular whores?

laceface89

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Another lurker gone...none lurker? : Also do you know the password? And will you be offended if cew enters your thread and farts in it? Because that just happened, so you need to make a decision quickly.
Posted by Shaye526[/QUOTE]

I am not offended by farting. The password is definitely sex swings- and for future reference I am rather opinionless about them!

I also am going to murder either my dog or the cats. Who ever spilt my drink. I'm not sure which. So, I am a soon-to-be petless non lurker.

laceface89

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[QUOTE]What kind of diseases do forum whores get? Are they the same as regular whores?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


It depends on if we use finger condoms.  I think it feels better with out.

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Another lurker gone...none lurker? : I am not offended by farting.<strong> The password is definitely sex swings</strong>- and for future reference I am rather opinionless about them! I also am going to murder either my dog or the cats. Who ever spilt my drink. I'm not sure which. So, I am a soon-to-be petless non lurker.
Posted by laceface89[/QUOTE]


Oooh you definitely have been lurking.  : )

Welcome!

Nebb

the name lace face kinda scares me, it sounds like some kind of cereal killer who wears a lace mask with a cutout for the mouth so they can lick their lips all creepy like.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]the name lace face kinda scares me, it sounds like some kind of <strong>cereal killer</strong> who wears a lace mask with a cutout for the mouth so they can lick their lips all creepy like.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>FI often accuses me of being a cereal killer, especially if I don't buy more when I finish the box. </div>

NatesGirl16

Lick their lips after eating the cereal or after killing it?

Laceface reminds me of Silence of the Lambs.  I imagine skin lace.

laceface89

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[QUOTE]the name lace face kinda scares me, it sounds like some kind of cereal killer who wears a lace mask with a cutout for the mouth so they can lick their lips all creepy like.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Stop giving away my secret identity.

My name is Lacey, and I I like to rhyme. So, on second thought, maybe it should be Lacey Facey...

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]the name lace face kinda scares me, it sounds like <strong>some kind of cereal killer </strong>who wears a lace mask with a cutout for the mouth so they can lick their lips all creepy like.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Would that be Lucky Charms, or Captain Crunch?

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Another lurker gone...none lurker? : FI often accuses me of being a cereal killer, especially if I don't buy more when I finish the box. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
Ha! 

Now I have that old song "Psycho Killer" in my head, except it's going "Cereal Killer" and there's a dancing Tony the Tiger singing.

Nebb

if I could kill any cereal it would be that god damn miniwheat that is always singing. God I hate that guy. I bet he would taste delicious too if I ate him afterwards...

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Another lurker gone...none lurker? : Ha!  Now I have that old song "Psycho Killer" in my head, except it's going "Cereal Killer" and there's a dancing Tony the Tiger singing.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]
I would like to see this.

NatesGirl16

At least that would destroy the evidence. 

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]if I could kill any cereal it would be that god damn miniwheat that is always singing. God I hate that guy. I bet he would taste delicious too if I ate him afterwards...
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Just remember, if you ever find yourself in the middle of the woods, being stalked by cereal, just go to your local 7-11 and buy a gallon of milk to slow it down.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Another lurker gone...none lurker? : I am not offended by farting. <u><strong>The password is definitely sex swings</strong></u>- and for future reference I am rather opinionless about them! I also am going to murder either my dog or the cats. Who ever spilt my drink. I'm not sure which. So, I am a soon-to-be petless non lurker.
Posted by laceface89[/QUOTE]

She's a keeper.

[Deleted User]

Speaking of cereal and killing. I want to kill my grocery store for refusing to sell the Fruity Pebbles that is supposed to taste like cupcakes.

laceface89

I'm not a fan of cereal. I think I would kill it just to keep it away. Soggy food...ew.

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Another lurker gone...none lurker? : I would like to see this.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

It's pretty awesome.  Of course, I did just get home from happy hour, so I may be biased.  I wish I could do a mind merge, though, so at least someone else would get how amazing/ironic this visual is.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]Speaking of cereal and killing. I want to kill my grocery store for refusing to sell the Fruity Pebbles that is supposed to taste like cupcakes.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

 Cupcake Pebbles! OMG we had them a few weeks ago. SO good. Your grocery store sucks llama balls

JennaV26

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[QUOTE]the name lace face kinda scares me, it sounds like some kind of cereal killer who wears a <strong>lace mask with a cutout for the mouth</strong> so they can lick their lips all creepy like.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

That's just S&M wear for the thread whores.

JennaV26

Do these Cupcake Pebbles exist?? If so I'll BRB cuz I gotta go get some.

JenGin74

[Deleted User]

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/product_display.asp?productid=175

I want them so bad.

laceface89

Pfft. Cupcakes should stay cupcakes, and cereal should stay cereal! Bring on the segregation.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]Pfft. Cupcakes should stay cupcakes, and cereal should stay cereal! Bring on the segregation.
Posted by laceface89[/QUOTE]


You totally just dropped a few cool points  :P