Where did everyone go?

kd.joseph

HELLO!?

Girlie1030

My boobs must not be good enough for your offboard. 

I just got back from running errands on my lunch hour.  Kicking myself for waiting to ship things to H's aunt for his birthday party because I had to pay out the nose for it now. 

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]My boobs must not be good enough for your offboard.  I just got back from running errands on my lunch hour.  Kicking myself for waiting to ship things to H's aunt for his birthday party because I had to<strong> pay out the nose</strong> for it now. 
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

How much is out the nose exactly? ;)

And I must not have enough boobs either, AATB and Nates has them all.

Girlie1030

I never did get that phrase either KD, but let's just say it was about 1/3 of a Michael Kors purse damnit. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Nates has the most boobs ever.

I'm just obsessed with my own boobs.

Um.

Stackeye210

I've never heard "out the nose", I always pay out the ass.  Does that make me a slut?  SF, help me. 

Girlie1030

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[QUOTE]I've never heard "out the nose", I always pay out the ass.  Does that make me a slut?  SF, help me. 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

Only if you have your belly button pierced too.  I think?  FuckifIknow. 

I've learned you either pay out the nose or take it up the ass when it comes to money matters.  Wow, that's quite the statement. 

Stackeye210

Yea see I'm not one for up the pooper, maybe I'm just a streetwalker.  I never totally committed.  Good to know. 

Ugh, off to battle rush hour.  Have a good night! 

brandichamberlain

I'm here.  I am all caught back up at work so now I'm just waiting to hear if I need to leave early to drop off some documents.  I hope so because it is on my way home and then I have an early night with H. 

lbarr088

It's tornado-ing here.  Well, that's what weather.com told me two hours ago.  No tornadoes, but some pretty sweet lightning.  It also just got super dark, and I'm leaving to go walk to public trans in a few minutes.  This should be fun.

brandichamberlain

lbarr-  How far of a walk is it?

Girlie1030

Tornadoes in MA?  Is that normal?  Be safe Lbarr!

Drive safely Stacks.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

You know what I think is fucked (pun halfway intended) about all this 50 Shades craze.  We got emails from some people who run a sort of BDSM meet-up site, talking to us about how their memberships are going through the roof with new people seeking Christian Grey/Ana Steele relationships.  In fact Christian Grey and Ana Steele are a couple of the top mentions on the site.  Men actually want an Ana Steele and women actually want a Christian Grey.

Can you imagine, posting that you want Christian Grey to come smack theshit out of you and like, I dunno... Bad Luck Brian or Nebb's driveway shitting hobo comes knocking on your door.

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE]You know what I think is fucked (pun halfway intended) about all this 50 Shades craze.  We got emails from some people who run a sort of BDSM meet-up site, talking to us about how their memberships are going through the roof with new people seeking Christian Grey/Ana Steele relationships.  In fact Christian Grey and Ana Steele are a couple of the top mentions on the site.  Men actually want an Ana Steele and women actually want a Christian Grey. Can you imagine, posting that you want Christian Grey to come smack theshit out of you and like, I dunno... Bad Luck Brian or Nebb's driveway shitting hobo comes knocking on your door.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

H also told me that the sales for cotton rope has doubled recently.  I don't think that is a coincidence.

But no, I couldn't imagine a stranger showing up and beating me with a belt. No thanks.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

LOL jcb, I can totally relate.  Ben bought Lucy a nice expensive bed and she chewed a corner off of it, I was so pissed off I put it into the garage.  A week or two ago Ben brought it back into the house for a test run (this is a quite a few months after I banished it to the garage) and he said she went to town on it again.  Back to the garage it goes.

brandichamberlain

Yay Mr. JCB!  What field does your H work in?

SoulOverflowing

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[QUOTE]You know what I think is fucked (pun halfway intended) about all this 50 Shades craze.  We got emails from some people who run a sort of BDSM meet-up site, talking to us about how their memberships are going through the roof with new people seeking Christian Grey/Ana Steele relationships.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>Omigod, I'm so tired of hearing about those books! I heard some report about how divorce rates have increased because women are all pissy that their husbands aren't all kinky like this Christian Grey guy. ???</div>

brandichamberlain

Edie-  It's a sloppy Joe and lay on the couch with H night for us.  I can't wait to just do nothing.

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE]Brandi, basically he's in sales.  Specifically, software created for the automotive industry.  He's so excited.  Annnnd, I just got flowers from him.  Yay.
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

That is awesome!

LesPaul

Congrats to Mr. jcb!  Great news.

Matty143

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Where did everyone go? : Omigod, I'm so tired of hearing about those books! I heard some report about how divorce rates have increased because women <strong>are all pissy that their husbands aren't all kinky</strong> like this Christian Grey guy. ???
Posted by SoulOverflowing[/QUOTE]

Where did you hear/ read this?
I don't think all of the women want their husbands to be kinky. Believe it or not, there is a love story behind all the sexy time in those books; and I think that women just wish their husbands were giving them more of that.
Not kinky sex.
::shrug:: maybe I'm in the minority though

brandichamberlain

I'm debating on whether or not I should order new business cards.  I got some when I first started and then shortly after that we went to a new color scheme so I got new ones.  I have about 700 left between the two boxes.  I feel wasteful, but it will look bad if I have to write in my new information.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Mr. JCB gets a new job and sends his WIFE FLOWERS?

Now there is a good man

lbarr088

Well, if I could take off my pants and wring them out without looking BSC I would.  I am soaked and dirty with dirty Boston street turned river water.  It's about a 7ish minute walk but navigating in flip flops made it harder.  Some lady just gave up and was walking barefoot.  I will not bare-hoof it through the city streets EVER.   Weather itself wasn't extreme, no hail, just crazy torrential rain and lots of lightning.

Girlie1030

Congrats Mr. jcb!! 

Brandi - you've just added Sloppy Joes to my dinner plan for next week.  I haven't had those in forever!

Matty, I'm with you. 

Matty143

Congrats Jcb! On H's job and the flowers that's a good man you have there.

OMG sloppy joes.. its been at least a decade. Yum. 

brandichamberlain

That sucks lbarr, I hope you don't have a long commute home.

NicoleSahara

Brandi I love the new sig!

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE]Brandi I love the new sig!
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

Thank you! It is one of my favorites so far.

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE]Brandi, YGPM.
Posted by edielaura[/QUOTE]

Back at ya!

brandichamberlain

I think I'm going to head out early ladies.  Have a good night!