Literature just died. (and maybe a game)

chelseamb11

Dot: Mystery is sexy: Especially if you don't know what she looks like

AATB: Sex is always better in front of a mirror

Nates: Clothing is optional, shoes are not

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]I think I would enjoy writing these for a living. I'd spend all day coming up with the most ridiculous, over the top lines and then just watch people lap it up. I'd be laughing all the way to the bank! 
Posted by celticmyss[/QUOTE]

Just throw in a few heaving bossoms and throbbing members, you'll be a quick hit.

I am not a romance novel fan, it's so over the top. No one just rolls over in a glow and snuggles to sleep. Hell I need to clean up, ick.

ZombieNates

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[QUOTE]Dot: Mystery is sexy: Especially if you don't know what she looks like AATB: Sex is always better in front of a mirror Nates: Clothing is optional, shoes are not
Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]
OMFG, you are awesome.

MORE.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Bahaha, chels.  Sex IS always better in front of a mirror.

LesPaul

"a porpoise in your pocket"???!!! 

W. T. F. 

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Literature just died. (and maybe a game) : Just throw in a few heaving bossoms and throbbing members, you'll be a quick hit. <strong>I am not a romance novel fan, it's so over the top. No one just rolls over in a glow and snuggles to sleep. Hell I need to clean up, ick.</strong>
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Haha, and every guy is THE. BIGGEST.  EVER.

Right.

chelseamb11

KD: The only thing better than a MILF is a GILF(you're a grandma too right? sorry if I'm wrong)LesPaul: Sexual serenades: Guitar style

baystateapple

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Literature just died. (and maybe a game) : and they have explosive orgasms together every single time as well.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
At the same time, of course.

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]KD: The only thing better than a MILF is a GILF(you're a grandma too right? sorry if I'm wrong)<strong>LesPaul: Sexual serenades: Guitar style
</strong>Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]

Haha. 

You're rockin' these, Chels!

baystateapple

The secret's out.  Chelsea is the one writing the personalized romance novels.

Out with it, Chels.

ZombieNates

Chels: The Wait Was Worth It: When Good Girls Go Bad

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]Oh man, I looked at some of their excepts and they're are horrendous. In a like gesture, she brought her arms around his body. "Likewise, I'm sure. Is that a porpoise in you pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"      "I'll be your porpoise any day. Will you go swimming with me in the sea of love?"
Posted by celticmyss[/QUOTE]




I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Brandi0714

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[QUOTE]Chels: The Wait Was Worth It: When Good Girls Go Bad
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

This one is awesome.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Chels: The Wait Was Worth It: When Good Girls Go Bad
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

This is awesome!

Duds- NEVER IN REAL LIFE! Oh and how they roll off the bed but keep going, NOT!

Girlie1030

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Literature just died. (and maybe a game) : and they have explosive orgasms together every single time as well.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

This.  These people must live in Orgasmo World because in my world, this isn't the norm. 

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]Chels: The Wait Was Worth It: When Good Girls Go Bad
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

LOL
More like "From bad, to good, to bad again: Welcome back to the dark side. We have cookies. And orgasms"

And yes Bay, you caught me ;)

Nope Dot, I have never seen a pic of you! I must have missed it

ZombieNates

I am trying so hard not to laugh.

I feel like that's a Lifetime movie--Cookies and Orgasms: One Woman's Struggle To Unleash the Beast.



(I had an ex who used to say "unleash the beast" for real. it was gross)

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]I am trying so hard not to laugh. I feel like that's a Lifetime movie--Cookies and Orgasms: One Woman's Struggle To Unleash the Beast. (I had an ex who used to say "unleash the beast" for real. it was gross)
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

How long did you stay with this gem? Ew!

[Deleted User]

This just reminded me. I was going through this huge doc I have of book titles and ideas the other day and I found a whole section on SB. I remember now when it happened, a group of us talking about making a book series out of our TK shenanigans. Some of you even had requested your own character names. And there are book titles. It was entertaining.

ZombieNates

Show and tell time, Sesh.

KD, almost four years.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I don't know what you guys are talking about.  My husband's quivering member is HUGE and we always come together.  Every time.  And it is magic. 

Lol for real though, ew Nates.  Unleash the Beast.  People are so bizarre

chelseamb11

Oh man Nates.  Any time I hear a guy talking about "unleashing the beast" I have a hard time believing it's truly that "beastly".

Edited for spelling.

[Deleted User]

I don't remember it off-hand, nates. All I remember is one section called Sisterhood of the Judgey Pants and AATB's tequested name of Tits McGee. I'll have to look up the other stuff. One knottie I don't even remember. Something like twally, maybe?

Girlie1030

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_observed-work-pregnant-woman-smoking_.4

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]I don't know what you guys are talking about.  My husband's quivering member is HUGE and we always come together.  Every time.  And it is magic.   Lol for real though, ew Nates.  Unleash the Beast.  People are so bizarre
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

You Win!

If someone was a fly in our bedroom in the evenings they wouldn't think sexy, they would be laughing.

[Deleted User]

Holy crap, girlie! I can't believe you found it.

ZombieNates

Well, I can't lie. It was a little beastly, but the phrase made me die inside. It's like an equation where the two sides cancel each other out.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Literature just died. (and maybe a game) : You Win! If someone was a fly in our bedroom in the evenings they wouldn't think sexy, they would be laughing.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

They would think I was a nutjob. H and I get into weird conversations. "Would you still have sex with me if I grew an extra leg? What if I had 15 eyes? What if there were two of me, how would you pick which one to bone?"

Finally he just tells me to stop talking.

ZombieNates

Ha, taht thread is awesome! Sesh, you win at life. 

Girlie, your searching skills scare me a little.

Girlie1030

Don't be scared Nates.  I can never remember the Google search code and that one just came up in TK search function. 

Sesh, I can't even imagine my H's reaction if I were to ask him those things.  Pretty sure he'd suggest a CT scan though.