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Creepiest elevator ride ever.

So, there is the old man that works in IT here. He's from some eastern European country and he has an accent that makes him sound like Dracula. Normally, I love the way he talks. But not today.

He walks into work at the same time I do. We get on the elevator and he just stares at me. It's not in a 'I'm attracted to you kind of way'. It's more of a 'I want to eat your kidney with a nice chianti and fava beans kind of way'.

I tried to make small talk, but he didn't even respond. Just kept staring. Then, the elevator reaches the floor that I am going to and it just sits there. It felt like 5 hours, but I think it was more like 20 seconds.

I've been shaking off the creepies ever since. Yuck.

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    Creepy! Sorry Cew! That does sound kinda hilarious though.

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    Ewww that's not fun.
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    Gross!  At least he didn't fart...elevator farts always make things more uncomfortable.
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    Are you sure it wasn't a "I vant to suck your blood" kind of stare?
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    I totally thought there was going to be a fart in there somewhere.  Bummer.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_creepiest-elevator-ride-ever?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:486ff64a-fb1a-48bc-8296-118d52b1b640Post:d619198f-54a2-455e-b60a-6925d4a4fadf">Re: Creepiest elevator ride ever.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Gross!  At least he didn't fart...elevator farts always make things more uncomfortable.
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    Elevators are awkward. 
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    No farts. Elevator farts are truly horrible. I think I would have preferred an elevator fart to this, though.
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    I feel like were going to find out later he went on a rampage before work or something.
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    I could imagine that being FI's dad. He grew up in the Transylvania region of Romania. He's never been creepy to me, but I can see how other people would get that vibe from him. 
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    That is incredibly creepy - but you paint such a vivid picture when you say 'I want to eat your kidney with a nice chianti and fava beans kind of way,' that actually made me laugh out loud a little :)

    There is an intern in our office who will be in a little later and he creeps me the eff out - I always catch him staring at me at my desk, and if we're in the control room at the same time he's always blatantly staring at my boobs.  Creepy little creeper.
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    :S  I'm creeped out, did he have this kind of a stare?





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    Yes! That was the exact stare!
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    Elevators are horrible. Exactly why I carry pepper spray!

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    Ahh!! Maybe he really wanted a stare down contest with you in the elevator :O

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    Maybe he had really bad gas? And he didn't want to talk becuase he was afraid he might laugh and fart on accident.  Cause elevator farts really are awkward.
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