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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    I would buy one of these if we ever put a tree up.

    I had a friend in college who used condoms as ornaments on year.
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  • Chi_ChiChi_Chi
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    Oh my! Better move those to the back of the tree if grandma comes over.

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    Haha! Gross
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  • sarah0725sarah0725
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    That's hilarious.
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    Actually I think they say "do me."
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-special-ornament?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4c8ca9c4-321d-4383-b2ea-384b29f34df4Post:a0878abb-0d10-4e53-ba3e-e53c48561455">Re: Need a special ornament?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Actually I think they say "do me."
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    haha, yes, that too
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    [QUOTE]Oh my! Better move those to the back of the tree if grandma comes over.
    Posted by Chi_Chi[/QUOTE]

    My thoughts exactly! Or maybe have a small tree in the bedroom?
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  • ohwhynotohwhynot member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-special-ornament?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4c8ca9c4-321d-4383-b2ea-384b29f34df4Post:09db6d46-e364-47f8-b447-779d020eea8d">Re: Need a special ornament?</a>:
    [QUOTE]I smell an SS gift in the making.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    Hahahaha.  I was once at a party where the hosts decorated their tree with packs of cigarettes and little vials of crystal meth. 
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  • JennaV26JennaV26
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    Nothing says "celebrating an immaculate birth by a virgin mother" like a penis leaning up against a candy cane.

    Ooohh minty.
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    [QUOTE]I smell an SS gift in the making.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    I think I smell gingerbread!
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  • Chi_ChiChi_Chi
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-special-ornament?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4c8ca9c4-321d-4383-b2ea-384b29f34df4Post:c8417c32-fac8-4031-aff1-b15cb943d582">Re: Need a special ornament?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Need a special ornament? : My thoughts exactly! Or maybe have a small tree in the bedroom?
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
    Yes! But it must be lit with red lights that flash like a strobe light. Sets the mood.

    It is true that pit bulls grab and hold on. But what they most
    often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Need a special ornament? : Yes! But it must be lit with red lights that flash like a strobe light. Sets the mood.
    Posted by Chi_Chi[/QUOTE]

    Actually my DH would do that, so I try not to give him any ideas.
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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    OWN--real crystal meth?  Because that just seems like  wasted opportunity to me. ;-)
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  • Chi_ChiChi_Chi
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    Haha! I can picture it in my mind. Lights off, Christmas tree in the corner adorned with pornaments, lit with red strobe lights with a little TLC's Red Light Special playing in the background.

    It is true that pit bulls grab and hold on. But what they most
    often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart

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  • JennaV26JennaV26
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-special-ornament?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4c8ca9c4-321d-4383-b2ea-384b29f34df4Post:a52bbf57-9806-4b8a-87e4-e965014ee136">Re: Need a special ornament?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Need a special ornament? : Yes!<strong> But it must be lit with red lights that flash like a strobe light.</strong> Sets the mood.
    Posted by Chi_Chi[/QUOTE]

    ... and set to play slow jams every time it turns on?
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  • JennaV26JennaV26
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-special-ornament?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4c8ca9c4-321d-4383-b2ea-384b29f34df4Post:35c55478-e0d7-419f-8dae-2b8ba91e9f09">Re: Need a special ornament?</a>:
    [QUOTE]OWN--real crystal meth?  Because that just seems like  wasted opportunity to me. ;-)
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    Com'n Nates, this isn't Jersey! ;)
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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Need a special ornament? : Com'n Nates, this isn't Jersey! ;)
    Posted by JennaV26[/QUOTE]
    You're right.  It's West Jersey.  Or it might be the Jersey Islands.  I'm not so good with geography.  It's a Jersey thing.  :P
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_need-special-ornament?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4c8ca9c4-321d-4383-b2ea-384b29f34df4Post:060a86f9-76ed-4432-89c9-d8ea97045de7">Re: Need a special ornament?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Haha! I can picture it in my mind. Lights off, Christmas tree in the corner adorned with pornaments, lit with red strobe lights with a little <strong>TLC's Red Light Special playing in the background.
    </strong>Posted by Chi_Chi[/QUOTE]

    Darn you just reminded me I had every intention of downloading that album, I only have it on cassette.

    Example of my DH:
    We're in bed reading,
    DH: Have you seen the Boogyman?
    Me: No I havent (thinking the movie)
    DH: Are you sure, you havent seen it?
    Me:Nope, Why?
    He proceeds to get out of bed and dance around the bedroom, singing I'm your boogyman (naked), then climbs back in bed.

    This is what I live with people! And I just gave OWN a visual!
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  • ohwhynotohwhynot member
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    Nates, I am not entirely sure, but I think it was real.  I don't think it stayed on the tree for the entire holiday season. 
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  • Chi_ChiChi_Chi
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    Crazy Sexy Cool was the best album! Red light special, Creep, Waterfalls.

    And J (who would kill me dead if he knew I was telling people this, even internet strangers) always gets out of the shower, runs in the living room and swings his hips side to side. Naked. The slapping sound is unmistakable. (Sorry if that is TMI) But I laugh everytime. And that is what I live with!

    It is true that pit bulls grab and hold on. But what they most
    often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart

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    [QUOTE]Crazy Sexy Cool was the best album! Red light special, Creep, Waterfalls. And J (who would kill me dead if he knew I was telling people this, even internet strangers) always gets out of the shower, runs in the living room and swings his hips side to side. Naked. The slapping sound is unmistakable. (Sorry if that is TMI) But I laugh everytime. And that is what I live with!
    Posted by Chi_Chi[/QUOTE]

    Oh Chi_Chi I love you! This is the story I told of my DH. The house we live in there is a small hall between our M.bedroom and our half bath, and it's right off the LR. So when he gets out of the shower he will do a little dance from Bedroom to Bathroom, side to side. OR he'll wrap his leg around the door frame ala sexy pose, and say just so you know what I'm wearing under my clothes.
    I hope he does this for many years to come.

    But poor OWN has met him now, so she can get a visual in her head, and I apologize for this.
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  • Chi_ChiChi_Chi
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    Haha! I've been washing dishes before and had him come up behind me and begin rubbing/grinding on me. I turn to look at him and yeah, he's naked. He'll then run off and go on about his business. There's never a dull moment.

    It is true that pit bulls grab and hold on. But what they most
    often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart

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  • Night_SpriteNight_Sprite
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    I had to go to a meeting, but I love the direction you took this thread in.  I love it.
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  • Chi_ChiChi_Chi
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    [QUOTE]I had to go to a meeting, but I love the direction you took this thread in.  I love it.
    Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
    You will now go home and have your own RLS, won't you?! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

    It is true that pit bulls grab and hold on. But what they most
    often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart

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  • Night_SpriteNight_Sprite
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    What's RLS?  Real life sex?
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