*Lurkers*

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Haha when I first started posting, I posted in a thread paging another poster and then everyone thought it was my AE.  Then, to justify how stupid I was, I made fun of my Norwegian stupidity.  Yeah that went over really well.  Like a fuckin lead balloon

ahhhitsshannyn

I seriously must have skimmed past the "very small vagina" part the first time. That is just hilarious to me.

willywally5

Holy freaking hell on Ms. Menses and her towels and such. Wow. 

peekaboo2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:90d4cdef-6cbf-4867-8214-3a0187601ce9">Re:Lurkers</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Lurkers : I actually find it to be pretty weird.  I like when my friends think I'm cool, but when all these randos think I'm cool then I'm like... uhhhh... I mean, not that I don't like to be liked.  I dunno.  It's just weird.  Pick someone else, lol.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>To be fair, I'm only a recent lurker - I was posting for a while.  And you crack me the hell up.  Sometimes I pee a little when you're on a streak.</div>

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:ab509f04-14ea-49d0-83dd-75bc169b0e74">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]Haha when I first started posting, I posted in a thread paging another poster and then everyone thought it was my AE.  Then, to justify how stupid I was, I made fun of my Norwegian stupidity.  Yeah that went over really well.  Like a fuckin lead balloon
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

We all know you are didalittlejig

peekaboo2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:d9cd55f9-3d60-4029-855c-afbd9539a497">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: *Lurkers* : Which is why it's fun to post it periodically...
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

<div>DED at use of periodically.  Intentional pun?</div>

Lizzieyounce

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:bdd59e83-b428-4437-a659-0a69d605c888">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: *Lurkers* : For your reading pleasure, and I quote....
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>Holy balls.</div><div>
</div><div>That reminds me of placenta art on Regretsy.</div>

ahhhitsshannyn

Well peeing a little is a new one. At least it's a nice change from "I just spit coke all over my screen!" LIARS.

willywally5

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:ec1b54e4-2011-4b2b-813e-b5d3eca371ac">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]I seriously must have skimmed past the "very small vagina" part the first time. That is just hilarious to me.
Posted by ahhhitsshannyn[/QUOTE]

<div>How does she know this? Has she done research? Surveys? Damn. </div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin

DAMMIT BLUE NO I'M NOT lol.

Peek, you should wear Depends.  Lisa Rinna endorses them so they are obviously where its at.

peekaboo2011

I have to go pick up my puppy from the vet, but I want to keep playing when I get back

[Deleted User]

I was mean? Interesting. Must have been an off day where I couldn't hold in my contempt.  (I kid, I love steph)

Blueyed228

Lizzy- tell me about your sig.  Do you always wear pearls?

kroot87

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:34651a69-7e05-4721-8735-ee7df9929c06">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: *Lurkers* : How does she know this? Has she done research? Surveys? Damn. 
Posted by willywally5[/QUOTE]

Ditto this. How the hell...

jcg98

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:3ed72919-6921-43a7-8286-276859481aba">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]DAMMIT BLUE NO I'M NOT lol. Peek, you should wear Depends.  <strong>Lisa Rinna endorses them so they are obviously where its at.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Aaaand this makes me feel REALLY old because I used to watch her on that soap opera when I was in HS.

ETA: old, I tell you.  Couldn't even remember the name of the soap.  Days.

[Deleted User]

I remember giving AATB a hard time for being didalittlejig.

My first post on SB was about whether or not I had to invite my MOH's BF at the time, who was a complete skeezebag. Ended up not being an issue, but then I DD'd, not knowing at the time that it was rude (I just didn't want her to see it).

azdancer8

I've been trying to post a bit more lately, but I'm far from being a reg, so I'll play.

Name - Julie, but AZ works here

Summarize your wedding in 3 words.  I felt gorgeous (for once)

Are you absolutelyfuckingpyscho? Will you ban us all if ever given mod powers?Thankfully, no. I wouldn't ban any of you. You're too much fun to read.

Favorite thread (today doesn't count):  I was really enjoying the write a romance novel thread that was going on a few days ago.

fav/least fav posters:  Fave: Blue, Nebb, AATB.  Least Fave: I had one, but she disappeared a  couple of weeks ago. No one else really irks me, TBH.

any random questions you have for us dinosaurs? not currently

anna.oskar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:4553ea95-b3e4-461d-9cb5-03fb13ed8594">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]I was mean? Interesting. Must have been an off day where I couldn't hold in my contempt.  (I kid, I love steph)
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

<div>if you were mean to anyone and got in trouble it could only be because Nacho Cheese Doritos are derogatory.  It's a slur against people like the tanning obsessed mom and the jersey shore cast.  ;)</div>

[Deleted User]

My first post was on E where I fingerwaved at everyone and told them to be nice to eachother because wedding planning should be the happiest times in our lives. What a complete douche I was.

Matty143

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:3ed72919-6921-43a7-8286-276859481aba">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]DAMMIT BLUE NO I'M NOT lol. Peek, you should wear Depends. <strong> Lisa Rinna endorses them so they are obviously where its at.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I saw this commercial last night and I felt sad for her.
THOSE are the calls shes getting now.. eek

Brandi0714

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:67cb8b85-be97-455f-a017-cf672e7c2c9c">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]I've been trying to post a bit more lately, but I'm far from being a reg, so I'll play. Name - Julie, but AZ works here Summarize your wedding in 3 words.  I felt gorgeous (for once) Are you absolutelyfuckingpyscho? Will you ban us all if ever given mod powers? Thankfully, no. I wouldn't ban any of you. You're too much fun to read. Favorite thread (today doesn't count):  I was really enjoying the write a romance novel thread that was going on a few days ago. fav/least fav posters:  Fave: Blue, Nebb, AATB.  Least Fave:<strong> I had one, but she disappeared a  couple of weeks ago</strong>. No one else really irks me, TBH. any random questions you have for us dinosaurs? not currently
Posted by azdancer8[/QUOTE]

Vague knotting.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:ba0f6d89-d6d2-4b66-9522-8962ab265b01">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: *Lurkers* : Aaaand this makes me feel REALLY old because I used to watch her on that soap opera when I was in HS.
Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]


...She's still on it.  Lol

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:e05e6e8f-1aea-4e72-a1fd-2afa4f17bc26">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]My first post was on E where I fingerwaved at everyone and told them to be nice to eachother because wedding planning should be the happiest times in our lives. What a complete douche I was.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Ohh, that reminds me, lol.

One of my other first posts was when I made a thread telling all the old married hags to move on to TN.

jcg98

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:0f896063-d11c-4e39-b96f-158b5ddca6b0">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: *Lurkers* : ...She's still on it.  Lol
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

HA!  Oops.  :)

rlavach

In Response to Re:Lurkers:[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Lurkers:Nope, I didn't even notice.Posted by rlavachYou didn't notice that I was banned three times today? Um, that's kind of what started all of this. I got banned. for calling Lucy an idiot. Just like you said should happen back in that thread last week. Posted by StephJ[/QUOTE]

No, I really didn't notice. I don't sit around, keeping tabs on who has posted recently who hasn't.

And if you want to think that my comment "started all of this," then be my guest.

junieolive

I lurk over here but have started to dip my toe in the water over on E so here goes..
Name.: Pam

Summarize your wedding in 3 wordsHas Been Delayed

Are you absolutelyfuckingpyscho?Nope
 Will you ban us all if ever given mod powers? Nah, I get my jollies sending kids to the principal's office

Favorite thread (today doesn't count): I like the unpopular opinions and the daily threads

fav/least fav posters

Faves: Willywally, Musu, Lizzie  Least Faves:Really the only one who has annoyed me, not even personally, is ILTR

eorea

We probably aren't doing this anymore but I want to jump in while I actually have the time. I don't usually lurk here but I have been lately. 

Name - Oreo

Summarize your wedding in 3 words - Casual, Small, fun.

Are you absolutelyfuckingpyscho? Will you ban us all if ever given mod powers? - Not usually and No

Favorite thread (today doesn't count): This is hard. I think I agree with Andrea. Spin Class because it was one of the first threads I remember reading.

fav/least fav posters: My favorite posters here are Blue and DJ. Least fav right now, besides the obvious, is probably LDY. It changes though.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:f426c82a-470c-4c71-ac72-e98e0869ed19">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: *Lurkers* : Ohh, that reminds me, lol. One of my other first posts was when I made a thread telling all the old married hags to move on to TN.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Haha. Did you really? Why don't I remember that?

Lizzieyounce

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurkers-2?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:4f1f9913-7d58-4717-b9d8-421b88114d1aPost:15676874-f988-4044-bb90-0e8d58ed8f45">Re: *Lurkers*</a>:
[QUOTE]Lizzy- tell me about your sig.  Do you always wear pearls?
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Hey Blue!</div><div>
</div><div>Pretty much..even with jeans and a t-shirt.  It's a throw back to the days when I worked for Chanel fragrances. My boss was a model in the Paris shop, and she taught me how to dress well with a limited wardrobe (I was 19 at the time).  Pearls have been a staple in my jewlery wardrobe ever since.</div><div>
</div><div>I also just discovered my love for brooches.  </div><div>
</div><div>Do you wear pearls often?</div><div>
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Rosie109

Name. RosieSummarize your wedding in 3 words really really prettyAre you absolutelyfuckingpyscho? Will you ban us all if ever given mod powers? yes and probablyFavorite thread (today doesn't count): fvck like i knowfav/least fav posters fav would be.. hmm.. zippity least? I never really like roxybabe.