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How has your day been? Ive had trouble walking. I feel like my trainer may have permenently ruined my leg muscles for life (either that or ive just become wimpy).

Any fun stories of stuff thats happened to you today?
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    Well, I migrated from school to home and that is about it. I don't poop TYVM.
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    I had a super long day.  I haven't eaten since I attempted to eat some soup yesterday and now my mom wants me to go to dinner with her.  She maintains I can just get some soup or a sandwich.  Woman, I can't even eat crackers!

    I'm attempting to block out my day at work, so I won't talk about that.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    I had IHOP for lunch. It was awesome.
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    I just ate cheerios.  That's all I've got.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:c3fcde54-3c79-40e3-a512-70d0264b222a">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]I had a super long day.  I haven't eaten since I attempted to eat some soup yesterday and now my mom wants me to go to dinner with her.  She maintains I can just get some soup or a sandwich.  Woman, I can't even eat crackers! I'm attempting to block out my day at work, so I won't talk about that.
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    I cant see it being a brilliant idea to go out for dinner a day afte rstomach bug. Your mom is ca-raaazy!
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    Whatever the hell is wrong with me has gotten worse thanks to the polar chill A/C in my office.  I'm sitting at my desk sniffling and hacking and shivering in a cold sweat.  I can't wait to go home and burrow under the covers.
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    I have been at work since 7:30 is and have done nothing but play on the internet and eat chex mix. I filed some things, but nothing important. I hate being unproductive, but hell, I really don't want to do anything at all.
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    Is Hooked on a Feeling Karaoke appropriate?
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    Other than general PR annoyances, and the crappy sandwich I ate for lunch, I'm having an ok day.  I have a date with the fiance to watch the Twins tonight at a local bar, and I'm very eager to drink my face off.
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    I taught a few coworkers to crochet over lunch. I'm also an 85-year-old cat lady.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:0c293a9e-6b8a-4d7e-8927-daf1ba51455e">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : I cant see it being a brilliant idea to go out for dinner a day afte rstomach bug. Your mom is ca-raaazy!
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    Um.. yeah.  I really don't think she wants a repeat of yesterday at tonight's dinner table, but oh well it looks like I'll just go sit with them while they eat.  At least I know I can handle that because I managed to keep it in throughout the microwave fish incident at work today  (OH wait I'm blocking that out!)

    Be back in a bit I guess.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    I'm taking my boys out to dinner tonight. I'm 89% sure that one of them will poop while we're out.
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    I've had a pretty good day. I have class tonight after work and I don't really wanna go. I keep meaning to schedule a haircut and forgetting about it. Must get that done today. I have split ends from hell.
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    I've been munching on crackers since I'm craving something salty and preparing myself for a bunch of loud kids at VBS tonight.  I don't know why I volunteered to direct.  This wk has been okay, actually, since all the teachers/helpers have been there, but I could have really used them for the past two and a half wks for the preparation of it.  Lazy "pretend to be busy" asses...  They about broke their necks helping the other lady last year. 

    They can throw themselves off of a cliff onto a bunch of pointy rocks.
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    I have a raging, raging headache. And I really need to get on planning this wedding. Because I really slacked and it's sneaking up on me.
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    i might economise and use bits of bird to plug my leak.  both problems solved.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:b6e5faf9-9c46-4726-9bd4-c7c3414be8c7">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]I've been munching on crackers since I'm craving something salty and preparing myself for a bunch of loud kids at VBS tonight.  I don't know why I volunteered to direct.  This wk has been okay, actually, since all the teachers/helpers have been there, but I could have really used them for the past two and a half wks for the preparation of it.  Lazy "pretend to be busy" asses...  They about broke their necks helping the other lady last year.  They can throw themselves off of a cliff onto a bunch of pointy rocks.
    Posted by KelleyLR[/QUOTE]

    Oh.  One of the little PreK girls was taking extra long in the bathroom and her teacher asked if she was okay.  She just said matter-of-factly, "Yes, I'm just poopying." 
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    Just got back from lunch and still have a pile of paperwork to do. But I can't find the energy to do it. FI is having boys night tonight. Which couldn't have come faster if I must say so.
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    [QUOTE]I have a raging, raging headache. And I really need to get on planning this wedding. Because I really slacked and it's sneaking up on me.
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]


    Meeeeee toooooooo.  Eff.

    Also, I got a sympathy text from my ex-boyfriend today, telling me he's sorry to hear that my grandpa passed. 

    Any normal person would probably appreciate the gesture and say thanks, but I dated this guy a long time and I see right through his BS.  He just wants excuses to contact me once in a while, and I just want him to fall off the face of the planet.  Kthanksbai.
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    I was sick earlier this week; now I feel better but I sound terrible - my voice is croaks and whispers.  When I try to speak it sounds like someone is stepping on a seal. 

    I signed up for a 10k on Sat.  Fi stopped by the office, so we're leaving early, I guess! 
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:571fb88d-bc08-42a4-b95e-686dd0fcf7d1">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : Meeeeee toooooooo.  Eff. Also, I got a sympathy text from my ex-boyfriend today, telling me he's sorry to hear that my grandpa passed.  Any normal person would probably appreciate the gesture and say thanks, but I dated this guy a long time and I see right through his BS.  He just wants excuses to contact me once in a while, and I just want him to fall off the face of the planet.  Kthanksbai.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    This has been happening to me, too.  This guy and I dated for 2.5 yrs, and we broke up on really, really bad terms.  Here lately, he's been FBing me about how my car blinds him each day as he's leaving campus and how sorry he is that this happened or that happened.  Paleeeeaaassee.
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    edited June 2010
    The disliked-by-all coworker has been preaching the benefits of Activia ... ie., having bouts of explosive diarrhea, for most of the day and we've all had the misfortune of having to hear it because we're all in close proximity to the only bathroom.

    She definitely poops.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:46f6192a-845c-4292-9c58-fd50a78535cf">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : This has been happening to me, too.  This guy and I dated for 2.5 yrs, and we broke up on really, really bad terms.  Here lately, he's been FBing me about how my car blinds him each day as he's leaving campus and how sorry he is that this happened or that happened.  Paleeeeaaassee.
    Posted by KelleyLR[/QUOTE]

    Boo on lame exes.

    I dated mine for six years and was on the verge of engagement - but he was such an enormous douche lord.  I can't even justify how I stayed for so long.

    Our breakup was horribly bad, too, since I immediately started dating a guy he always hated.  And now, I'm marrying him.  Awesome times.
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    I just bit into a perfectly good looking apple only to find it was rotten inside.  :(
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : Boo on lame exes. I dated mine for six years and was on the verge of engagement - but he was such an enormous douche lord.  I can't even justify how I stayed for so long. Our breakup was horribly bad, too, since I immediately started dating a guy he always hated.  And now, I'm marrying him.  Awesome times.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, I started dating soon after the break-up, too.  I was afraid it was going to be a rebound relationship, but I'm marrying him!  It's great to have a normal guy who doesn't cheat on you...

    I can't justify why I stayed either...
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : Yeah, I started dating soon after the break-up, too.  I was afraid it was going to be a rebound relationship, but I'm marrying him!  It's great to have a normal guy who doesn't cheat on you... I can't justify why I stayed either...
    Posted by KelleyLR[/QUOTE]


    It's okay.  Sometimes we stay in situations that aren't good for us because we either think things will change, or we don't know any better.  At least we're on to better things, now :)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:e464db95-5265-446b-9767-7dde75938e0e">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : It's okay.  Sometimes we stay in situations that aren't good for us because we either think things will change, or we don't know any better.  At least we're on to better things, now :)
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    You couldn't have said it better, sister!  FI is very kind-hearted and generous...we met in college in our serial killer class.  lol  I love tellin' ppl that.
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    I got incredibly busy this afternoon.

    I'm ready for fat friday.
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    It's so rainy here, I'm ready for summer, dammit. I've been working on wedding projects all morning (yawn). FI went on a business trip, so I'm kinda in limbo deciding if I wanna go out or be lazy and knot all weekend.
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    edited June 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_everybody-poops?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:570d5b0f-5c62-4fcd-b9c7-0d3c1e76c859Post:dcf28f9d-a9cf-415d-9580-7714e1b27cf1">Re: Everybody poops</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Everybody poops : You couldn't have said it better, sister!  FI is very kind-hearted and generous...we met in college in our serial killer class.  lol  I love tellin' ppl that.
    Posted by KelleyLR[/QUOTE]

    Haha that's adorable ;) I met mine in middle school and we actually dated each other several times throughout high school, and we had always stayed friends.  He's kind of a dork - but I absolutely adore him.  I guess the fact that I had a previous history with the guy is why my ex didn't like him.  Meh.  Not my problem I spose :)
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