Brief Facebook Vent.

JessAndTrav

I hate when people say, "GOODNIGHT FACEBOOK!!!!"

That's all. I just really, really, really hate that.

aprovencher21

I have 3 friends who always say

"Whats good facebook?"

WTF does that mean?? I hate it.

kimheartsscott

I'm going to post "what it do, FB?" as my status now. 

JessAndTrav

I have made my current status this, because this is the ULTIMATE status pet-peeve I have:

"jessandtrav is going to start substituting LOL for punctuation in her facebook statuses, LOL I've had a really great day LOL and I got to relax LOL Goodnight Facebook LOL Don't forget to send me some crap for my farm LOL LOL LOL"

aprovencher21

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_brief-facebook-vent?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:5a15c6ba-92d9-436a-9037-1f79b94a35ffPost:d5006d67-89a1-4f47-91a3-d4e007df3b35">Re: Brief Facebook Vent.</a>:
[QUOTE]I have made my current status this, because this is the ULTIMATE status pet-peeve I have: "jessandtrav is going to start substituting LOL for punctuation in her facebook statuses, LOL I've had a really great day LOL and I got to relax LOL Goodnight Facebook LOL Don't forget to send me some crap for my farm LOL LOL LOL"
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

Oh geez the farm shite.  I had a status once that stated don't ask me to build your farm, join your mafia, talk pirate speech, give a gift, poke you with something, etc. etc.  I don't give a shite. 

I turn off those notifications.

JessAndTrav

I would probably have to quit using Facebook if you couldn't hide all of that stuff and people. It makes life so much nicer.

J&K10910

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_brief-facebook-vent?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5a15c6ba-92d9-436a-9037-1f79b94a35ffPost:2359cc27-1577-4c11-b35e-8716a6897221">Re: Brief Facebook Vent.</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm going to post "what it do, FB?" as my status now. 
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

This could only be better if you actually posted "What it do, Faceboo" so that it rhymes and makes fun of ridiculous people that actually use the term "boo" as a term of endearment.

sarabear23

Thats annoying. I've got a few people that do that, and it drives me nanners.

dr_mrs.king

So annoying..  There's a few people on mine that religiously say goodmorning fb and goodnight fb.  People actually respond to them too, I don't get it?!

Schroeder246

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDvcbfifbU

FutureMrsFraser

I hate it when people update their status a million times a day ... is headed to work. ... is going to lunch with suchandsuch ...has waaay too much work to do. ... is so ready to go home. ... is stuck in traffic. ... is finally home. you get the picture.

I want to comment and say, no one cares, please stop keeping us posted on your pathetic day.

shellb1978

I hate when people on my facebook update every minute like that! I just want to tell them, there is twitter for people who feel the need to update every second of their life!!

merivale87

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_brief-facebook-vent?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5a15c6ba-92d9-436a-9037-1f79b94a35ffPost:f1741506-06bf-4c07-aa14-27a39833b649">Re: Brief Facebook Vent.</a>:
[QUOTE]I hate it when people update their status a million times a day ... is headed to work. ... is going to lunch with suchandsuch ...has waaay too much work to do. ... is so ready to go home. ... is stuck in traffic. ... is finally home. you get the picture. I want to comment and say, no one cares, please stop keeping us posted on your pathetic day.
Posted by FutureMrsFraser[/QUOTE]

<div>This is by far my biggest pet peeve. I really don't care if you are in the car, walking the dog, cooking dinner, or taking a crap. Please stop continuously updating your status!!!</div><div>
</div><div>I also hate it when people go from "In a relationship" to "single" or "it's complicated" and then say "Tweedledumb would just like to be left alone right now. Thanks everyone for the love and support!" If you want to be left alone, don't continuously update your FB to reflect your personal business.</div>

missy68

Mine just says, Contador is a butthead. It will stay there until someone changes that for him. Hopefully today.

The folks who know what it means, get it. The ones who go huh? Don't, and that's okay.

JenO24

I know I can't stand all the games that are on there now and their dumb notifications!  Get a life is what I think!

There's Twitter for a reason, if you want to constantly update your every move do it there and not on Facebook.

I think those who "talk" directly to Facebook are crazy and I so don't understand why people respond back to it!

JoyTate1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_brief-facebook-vent?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5a15c6ba-92d9-436a-9037-1f79b94a35ffPost:c7bc1dab-b207-4014-b728-04daa4da3307">Re: Brief Facebook Vent.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Brief Facebook Vent. : This is by far my biggest pet peeve. I really don't care if you are in the car, walking the dog, cooking dinner, or taking a crap. Please stop continuously updating your status!!! I also hate it when people go from "In a relationship" to "single" or "it's complicated" and then say "Tweedledumb would just like to be left alone right now. Thanks everyone for the love and support!" If you want to be left alone, don't continuously update your FB to reflect your personal business.
Posted by merivale87[/QUOTE]
There is a girl on FB who posted a picture of herself in a hospital bed hooked up to some machines and wrote, "I am not ready to talk about it, please respect my privacy." Um, then don't post about it dumbass.

dr_mrs.king

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_brief-facebook-vent?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5a15c6ba-92d9-436a-9037-1f79b94a35ffPost:87b44031-ce35-4dd3-b309-ad888e907ea8">Re: Brief Facebook Vent.</a>:
[QUOTE]<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDvcbfifbU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDvcbfifbU</a>
Posted by Schroeder246[/QUOTE]

<div>Love it!</div>

tonyscutieest09

Agreed, some people take FB wayyyy to seriously.

torridiane

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_brief-facebook-vent?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5a15c6ba-92d9-436a-9037-1f79b94a35ffPost:b8a4d712-bfcc-4938-8fef-32744c5001b0">Re: Brief Facebook Vent.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Brief Facebook Vent. : There is a girl on FB who posted a picture of herself in a hospital bed hooked up to some machines and wrote, "I am not ready to talk about it, please respect my privacy." Um, then don't post about it dumbass.
Posted by JoyTate1[/QUOTE]

<div>oh man, is it wrong that this made me laugh hysterically?!</div>