best story ever...

number55

So a colleague was driving in the car with her twin girls, in grade 6. Her daughter says to her: "Mom, what's a juicebag?". Mother looks at her and asks why she wants to know. Daughter says "Billy called me a f*cking juicebag on the bus today". Mother begins to laugh, realizes what Billy really called her, daughter wants an explanation so mom explains that he called her a 'douchebag' not a 'juicebag'.  Daughter now wants to know what a douchbag is...

So funny! I had to share.  I think juicebag might be my new favourite insult.

zippityb

It's funny, but at the same time makes me sad about the loss of innocence in youth.

number55

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[QUOTE]It's funny, but at the same time makes me sad about the loss of innocence in youth.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

<div>ah yes. But I have been teaching pre-teens and teens for almost a decade.</div><div>
</div><div>I realized that all hope was lost when I found out that a 13 year-old student and his 8 year-old brother had both watched an un-cut version of American Pie 2. That and when I taught grade 4 and all my kids watched South Park and Family Guy. I am kinda used to it by now, which is sad I guess. </div>

Simply Fated

lmao!! Something similar happened to me, except I was the youngin..
When I was in fifth grade my mom said my teacher was an "overstuffed douchebag." I had no idea what that was and kept asking her. To this day I jokingly ask her when we need a laugh lol.

It's really sad that little boys are calling little girls that, though I'm not surprised. In kindergarten the boys used to run around saying, "Your mother is a snowblower!" And to this day I know that none of those boys knew what that meant. I sure as hell didn't. That's the difference. When I was little, we didn't know what any of these things were. Now, the kids do. It's kind of weird.

pirategal03

Juicebag...like what capri sun comes in! Oh..no, nevermind.  That's ridiculous. 

zippityb

I'm sending my kids to be raised by the Duggars. I can't have them learning that kind of filth.

leayn

I think juicebag is another name for the guys from Jersey Shore....

anna.oskar

I told a joke in 4th grade and got in major trouble.  I didn't figure out what it meant until i thought about it again in my 20's.

What goes yellow, brown, yellow, brown, yellow, brown, yellow, brown?



A fake blonde doing cartwheels.

number55

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[QUOTE]I told a joke in 4th grade and got in major trouble.  I didn't figure out what it meant until i thought about it again in my 20's. What goes yellow, brown, yellow, brown, yellow, brown, yellow, brown? A fake blonde doing cartwheels.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

<div>lol!</div>

LP11509

This is one of my mom's favorite stories to tell.  I was diagnosed with a hearing loss at age 4, and had (well, still have I suppose) a slight speech impediment as a result. One night my mom asked me what I wanted for dinner, and I responded "F*cking Fried Chicken!"  Yeah...we started working on "Kentucky" in my very next speech therapy session. 

chirpchirp

Hey number, check your pms, would ya?

number55

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[QUOTE]Hey number, check your pms, would ya?
Posted by chirpchirp[/QUOTE]

<div>checked...and ygpm...I never check them so a shout out helped!</div>

chirpchirp

They're kind of in a tricky location, aren't they?  Or am I missing a blatantly obvious pm indication?  Anyway, just wanted to let you know.