HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Gawd, even better - 100 best movie threats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIlLmCID5g&feature=related

I'm dying.

Smash Adams

I hope so, Koda.  I would just like to keep my mouth shut and let it show up in the mail, but I don't know if that will work out.

I'm going to visit my little brother and his girlfriend this weekend in DC.  I'm super pumped.  I haven't really seen him since Christmas.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Shite, I've gotten two robo calls in the past three hours.  Someone's head is going to figuratively roll.

Nebb

Jealous smash, I havnt seen my bro since august I miss his stupid face.

Smash Adams

I miss my bro's face too We were maybe going to see the Black Keys on Friday but they both have to work, so that's not happening.  I'll just drink heavily this weekend instead.

Just tried to go back to the SB main page and for some reason it was the whole way back to the first posts ever on SB (well, by ever, I mean the ones that show up, I know there were posts before that).  Weird.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Yeah I am koda. 

And it's illegal to robo call in ND.

dmiller9274

Yeah, I had to click the most recent post box to get the newest posts back at the front...I hope this means that they are working on fixing the sorting shiit.

chelseamb11

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hellllloooooooooo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5fbabe9f-0284-48f7-8939-a4cb63a47ea6Post:fafca71c-ff55-4d35-9342-041ae278c939">Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO! : You're lucky you're holding that dildo or my eyes would be focused on your ample amount of cleavage. So instead of my mind saying "boobs, boobs, boobs" when you post it says "blue dirty donkey dildo." I have no idea where the donkey part comes from, it's just there.  So is now the time when I reveal I'm an 58 year old man sitting in my basement with no pants on?
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

I am either really tired or that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

dmiller9274

Our Do Not Call list, at least in Ohio, excludes political robo calls

My number got trapped in a loop for a local candidate, every single night for 7 weeks I got the exact same phone call back to back 8 times. After a dozen phone calls, I finally found someone who could stop the damn thing. We vote today so I'm hoping the nonsense stops, at least for a little while.

Nebb

I keep getting a call on my cell and when I answer its a horn and a recording telling me I won a cruise. I fucking hate it and they call almost every day

reils

I hate that msg nebb. We used to get that call all the time. "This is your captain speaking.." 

I am bored today. We are in our busy season and we get a lot of repetitive work right now. It's good money but boring. 

cheeseandrice

hola. Glad I'm not the only one who saw the original posts on SB.

Sara, I'm not trying to be a huge bitch... but. Dude. That picture is super unflattering. And why do you want your sig pic to be you holding a freaking dildo? I don't get it.

anna.oskar

It was pretty hilarious to see 2 1/2 year old posts on here.  My brain barely registered it

sarabear23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hellllloooooooooo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5fbabe9f-0284-48f7-8939-a4cb63a47ea6Post:94e18756-f4b0-4511-b05d-a7063516e795">Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!</a>:
[QUOTE]hola. Glad I'm not the only one who saw the original posts on SB. Sara, I'm not trying to be a huge bitch... but. Dude. That picture is super unflattering. And why do you want your sig pic to be you holding a freaking dildo? I don't get it.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

<div>Honestly, I don't think it's unflattering. I find it hilarious. Apparently it's quite a problem for people around here, so I'll change it to something else. It isn't a big deal to me.</div>

Smash Adams

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hellllloooooooooo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5fbabe9f-0284-48f7-8939-a4cb63a47ea6Post:b3129d6b-2999-4010-97ed-564ef45fbf3a">Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO! : Honestly, I don't think it's unflattering. I find it hilarious. <strong>Apparently it's quite a problem for people around here,</strong> so I'll change it to something else. It isn't a big deal to me.
Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]
Really?

sarabear23

I didn't mean that in a bitchy way at all. I just meant, I've seen a few comments about it. I didn't realize it would have that effect, that's all. I changed it to something else.

Smash Adams

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hellllloooooooooo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5fbabe9f-0284-48f7-8939-a4cb63a47ea6Post:34c1dc15-ffee-4b05-8426-ea9610475985">Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!</a>:
[QUOTE]I didn't mean that in a bitchy way at all. I just meant, I've seen a few comments about it. I didn't realize it would have that effect, that's all. I changed it to something else.
Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]
Oh, all right then.  It totally sounded butthurt to me.

sarabear23

It was a jelly dildo. Extra floppy. They were the weirdest dildos id ever seen.

sarabear23

Smash, no, not butthurt. I can see how it came across that way though. Like I said, it isn't a big deal, its just a picture. Yeah, idk about the jellyness of it. They were just pinata fillers, I can't see them ever being used for anything other than a laugh. Haha

Nebb

Seriously Sara? I dont know how youre surprised. Your tits are hanging out of like 90% of your sigs. You just had to up the ante with another ill fitting shirt and a frigging dildo.

number55

Now I just want to see the sig pic to see if it was really that revealing.

I show clevage a lot too. 

I also just ate a bunch of chocolate chip cookies and now I want more. 

And I have to fall in love with a house on the 'wrong side' of town and am asking my agent to talk me out of it.

kd.joseph

In Response to Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!:
[QUOTE]Now I just want to see the sig pic to see if it was really that revealing. I show clevage a lot too.  I also just ate a bunch of chocolate chip cookies and now I want more.  And I have to fall in love with a house on the 'wrong side' of town and am asking my agent to talk me out of it.
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

If was a view from above and  it was ALOT, I personally didn't care. But, I could see how it could be too much for some. And the dildo just sent it over the top.
No real biggie.

Eat a cookie for me.

Is the neighborhood really that bad? And what do you like about it?

sarabear23

Dude. You don't need to flip out on me. Its not like I look at a picture and say 'ooh perfect, my boobs are out. Let's use this one'. Sorry if you don't like it.

Nebb

Wow, chill out.

alynne1113

JELLY FLOPPY DILDO FIGHT

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Dude. You don't need to flip out on me. Its not like I look at a picture and say 'ooh perfect, my boobs are out. Let's use this one'. Sorry if you don't like it.
Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]

Sara, I just think most people want you to look at your picture from a different point of view. This is a very public forum and it may just be a bit much for some people. Like I said I dont think the boobs would have been much of an issue, but the dildo kind of set a tone.....kwim?

number55

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hellllloooooooooo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5fbabe9f-0284-48f7-8939-a4cb63a47ea6Post:561e54a2-14f9-49f4-85ac-1bfa5f4e9aef">Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!</a>:
[QUOTE] Is the neighborhood really that bad? And what do you like about it?
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

<div>No, it's not that bad...I don't think anything in our city is really *that* bad and it isn't in the one area I will definitely steer clear of. The kids would be fine for school, the rough school is still one section over, their school would be a good one.  The area does have subsidized housing and the house backs onto a highway (but with greenspace between, so not directly on it, and it isn't a huge highway, 50miles per hour).  But it is about two highway exits further West than we want to be. </div><div>
</div><div>I like the house because it is a split level, with a lot of living space (living, family, den and rec room!) and the kitchen has been redone...</div>

kd.joseph

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hellllloooooooooo?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:5fbabe9f-0284-48f7-8939-a4cb63a47ea6Post:afaca4ed-ea4f-4816-ad9c-f21344802fff">Re: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!</a>:
[QUOTE]JELLY FLOPPY DILDO FIGHT
Posted by alynne1113[/QUOTE]

HA!

sarabear23

I get that, which is why I changed it. I don't really care what people think, but I also don't have the intention to piss everyone off.

Smash Adams

Dildo jokes are spectacular.  I am loving the mental images of dildos cascading out of a pinata, quite honestly.  And now I feel like I need to find an excuse to put dildos in a pinata.  Maybe Easter is just that occasion.