Snakes.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

No... seriously.  Snakes.  If you don't like snakes, exit the thread.

But I find this funny.



























Seriously... there's a snake.
























My mother, the snake killer.



Apparently there are a ton of snakes at the farm and she stalks around the yard with her garden trowel, and slays them.

She's crazy.

But that's a huge ass snake.

nda_roxybabe

Icky!

Night_Sprite

H's mom has snakes in her garden, so she stopped gardening because she couldn't bear to be near the snakes.  Your mom is badass.

Steph0871

ick.  We used to have to clean those long skinny snakes out of my grandparents' pool alllll the damn time.  Gross.

brookelynpaisley

You are very good at warnings.

JenGin74

You can't hear me, but I'm making a gagging vomit sound

AllAboutTheBenjamin

She IS a badass night sprite.  She's nutso but a badass nutso.

My grandparents old farm house was um... kinda... well, they used to find snakes in their bathrooms a lot.  My cousin found one in the toilet once.

jasmineh7777

Aww. I feel bad for the snake.
 I also have a pet snake, so that may play in to it.

kimheartsscott

I'm with Jas on this one.  You should have said "Warning: dead snake" 

JennaV26

Eww. We used to have garden snakes in our backyard and I would run them over with the lawnmower. I have 0 sympathy for snakes or any other creepy crawler.