Cew!

J&K10910

Hi!

[Deleted User]

Hi! I love you. How are you, my pretty?

J&K10910

Whoa, you're speedy.  I love you!

I'm alright.  Tired.  Working too much again.  But I get vacation in 6 days.

How are you?

[Deleted User]

I'm really tired too. Kindergarten is wearing us all out right now, but it's great. Work is kicking my ass as usual. I would love a vacation. Can I go with you on yours?

Ben started Tae Kwan Do last night. It made him so happy. I love that little guy.

Matt is out of town all weekend, so I'm going to lay around in my PJs and eat peanut butter from the jar all weekend.

Where are you going on your vacation?

marriedfilingjointly

Cookie dough?

J&K10910

So Ben is still liking Kindergarten?  Good.  You sure can come on vacation!

Yay for Tae Kwan Do.  I bet he looks so cute in his little uniform.

We're going on a mini road trip west a little, to SD--Badlands, Black Hills, and Deadwood.  I'm pretty excited!  I'll have 9 whole days off of work.  I just have to get through 56 hours of it first.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Cookie dough?
Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

I got Andes baking pieces to make cookies with.  But I'm eating them out of the bag.  They might not make it into cookies.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Cookie dough?
Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

Yes, please. That's actually the most amazing idea ever. I believe Ben and I will be stopping at the store on the way home.

[Deleted User]

Oh wow. 9 days. That sounds like an amazing trip. You really deserve the time off too.

How's wedding planning?

marriedfilingjointly

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Cew! : I got Andes baking pieces to make cookies with.  But I'm eating them out of the bag.  They might not make it into cookies.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]


Drool.

I'm making bananas foster gelato this weekend.  I bought the ingredients on my lunch break but my heart broke a little when I read the recipe--it has to chill in the fridge overnight before I can put it in the ice cream maker.  Sigh.

Cew, do you have any good kindergarten stories for us yet?

J&K10910

Wedding planning is going!  We're meeting with a DJ next week and then hopefully will be crossing that off the list!  I got my last BM to try on the dress and they all ordered this week, so I got that crossed off the list.  I still haven't found a damn officiant (or....even really looked haha) yet but that's ok.  It'll come.

julezlee

I could get certified and be your officiant, J&K. 

Just an idea...

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]I could get certified and be your officiant, J&K.  Just an idea...
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]'

We were toying with the idea of having someone do that.  We just didn't know who.  Now we do.

[Deleted User]

Hmmm. Kindergarten stories? Honestly, no. He loves riding the bus. His bus driver's name is Mr. T. Every day, I wait with him and the bus stop and he talks Mr. T's head off until he makes him sit down.

This is a non kindergarten story, but the other day, he was eating some cracker jacks and he pulled out the little bobo prize and looked at it and said "what the hell is this?". I didn't even catch it at first because it just sounded so normal. Then it registered that he had said a bad word and we had a talk. I'm not going to lie, though. It made me laugh.

When he went into Tae Kwan Do, he stood in the middle of the waiting area and decided to show them all tiger claw, cat style and crane style. I can't get him to understand that 70's Jackie Chan Kung Fu =/= Tae Kwan Do.

julezlee

Score!

I knew I'd figure out some way to get invited to your wedding.

Now, let's talk about what I'll wear. 

J&K10910

And PS: OMG IT'S JULEZ!  Hi!!

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Wedding planning is going!  We're meeting with a DJ next week and then hopefully will be crossing that off the list!  I got my last BM to try on the dress and they all ordered this week, so I got that crossed off the list.  I still haven't found a damn officiant (or....even really looked haha) yet but that's ok.  It'll come.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

I like the julez idea. She would be an awesome marrier. She could probably even throw in a tit squeeze for free. Most officiants charge extry for that.

J&K10910

Hmmm, my grandma might not approve of the tit squeeze.

I love Ben stories.  And I love that he's doing tae kwan do.  He's going to kick ass.  LIterally.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Hmmm. Kindergarten stories? Honestly, no. He loves riding the bus. His bus driver's name is Mr. T. Every day, I wait with him and the bus stop and he talks Mr. T's head off until he makes him sit down. This is a non kindergarten story, but the other day, he was eating some cracker jacks and he pulled out the little bobo prize and looked at it and said <strong>"what the hell is this?".</strong> I didn't even catch it at first because it just sounded so normal. Then it registered that he had said a bad word and we had a talk. I'm not going to lie, though. It made me laugh. When he went into Tae Kwan Do, he stood in the middle of the waiting area and decided to show them all tiger claw, cat style and crane style. I can't get him to understand that 70's Jackie Chan Kung Fu =/= Tae Kwan Do.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

That is so funny Cew. He must be a pistol. They catch you off guard dont they?

julezlee

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Cew! : I like the julez idea. She would be an awesome marrier. She could probably even throw in a tit squeeze for free. Most officiants charge extry for that.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Thank you, Cew.  I think I would be an awesome marrier too.  Also, I was planning on just holding one of J's boobs the whole time.  That's how I roll.     

[Deleted User]

That would be even better, Julez. It would be like a literal representation of the circle of life. Of course, you'd probably need to hold on to something of K's too.

julezlee

Good point.  Maybe I'll stroke his hair.  J - How strokable is K's hair?  I think g-ma will totally like the boob fondling.  Trust me, everyone does. 

marriedfilingjointly

There's no way I could have kept a straigh face if I heard him say that.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Cew! : That is so funny Cew. He must be a pistol. They catch you off guard dont they?
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

Yes! And part of it too is that he's just not a baby anymore. He's like one of our friends now because he's fun to hang out with. We are very careful not to cuss around him, but I'm sure we let it slip every once in a while.

It was just funny because it's totally something I would say. Well, no. I would have said "what the fuuck is this?"

J&K10910

It's not very strokable, Julez.  It's pretty short.  I like to rub it because it feels funny on my hand.

Um...that's a lot of that's what she said.

julezlee

Stop it, J.  You're turning me on.

missy68

Andy called me "Pissy Missy" the other day because he's into rhyming everything.

I had to leave the table.

J&K, I'm totally crashing your wedding. J's already planned a Tacoville assault. Actually, several, since we also probably need to go to the cattle herding line of Ikea.

MeaghanandMichael

I HATE EVERY ONE IN THIS THREAD



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[Deleted User]

If I came to J's wedding, I'd wear an enormous hat that had her and K's faces airbrushed on it and the creepy little "It's a Small World" characters would be dancing around on the bill. It would be heavy as fuuck, but it would be worth it because I know it would make her happy. Right,J? That would make you happy wouldn't it?

Oh. And it would spew lava. I haven't totally worked out the logistics, but that would be like the finale or something.

julezlee

WELL, I HATE YOU MEG FOR NEVER BEING AROUND ANYMORE SO THERE.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Andy called me "Pissy Missy" the other day because he's into rhyming everything. I had to leave the table. J&K, I'm totally crashing your wedding. J's already planned a Tacoville assault. Actually, several, since we also probably need to go to the cattle herding line of Ikea.
Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

Ok, but you won't find our wedding anywhere near Tacoville.  We're getting married in Wisconnie just to throw everyone off.