Late introduction. Hai.

ReneeJacob

I've been posting more lately so I figured I should introduce myself. Especially after the "How old are you?" question I got from my recent post - Ask away.

ricksang

Wait, you aren't a newbie!

MeaghanandMichael

oh wow, I didn't realize you were only at 171 posts. I feel like you have been around way more than that...

So, how old are you?

How excited are you for one week and one day from now?

ReneeJacob

I know, I'm totally not a newbie - especially considering the fact that I lurked for a year before creating an account. I'm 28 years old and very excited for the wedding in EIGHT days! Ahhhh. Scared too.

kd.joseph

You'll will be just fine I promise.

I still love your fat cat!

ricksang

Aww that's awesome. Don't be scared!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Do you believe in ghosts?

What's your favorite Will Ferrell movie?

How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

What are your wedding colors?

How did you meet FI?

Least favorite thing about wedding planning?

Tell me your most recent dream please.

Candy or chocolate?

Are you aware that your cat looks like he's jerking off in your sig?

What do you like on your pizza?

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Tell me a secret.

Who's your favorite SBer?

...Was it you that held my dress hostage, you psycho bitch?

JennaV26

Wooo girl - 8 days!! You're def not a newb but I'll say hey anyway!

ReneeJacob

Thanks, I'm sure a glass of wine will calm my nerves that day.

That's Tommy in my sig, he's the laziest ball of love. He showed up in my parent's front yard to die as a stray so he's come a long way.

Nothin for halloween because I'm moving in with FI this weekend!

Chi_Chi

I have a feeling AATB will be known for her newbie questions like Mandy is known for her polls over on E.

NatesGirl16

I love porn cat.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I stand alone Chi_Chi. 

K&J64

I did not get such a grilling when I first posted a few weeks ago, mostly people just wanted to know about my big gay wedding and if they could come. I'm not sure if I should feel special or neglected. Confusion.

ReneeJacob

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:05b55798-829f-4d9b-8cfe-42d8359988f7">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]Do you believe in ghosts? What's your favorite Will Ferrell movie? How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? What are your wedding colors? How did you meet FI? Least favorite thing about wedding planning? Tell me your most recent dream please. Candy or chocolate? Are you aware that your cat looks like he's jerking off in your sig? What do you like on your pizza? How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? Tell me a secret. Who's your favorite SBer? ...Was it you that held my dress hostage, you psycho bitch? :)
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Lol I knew you would jump on this!
<strong>What's your favorite Will Ferrell movie?</strong> Step Brothers

<strong>How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?</strong> I dont know because I chew them. Takes too long to get to the center.

<strong>How did you meet FI?</strong> At a friend's wedding 5 years ago. He asked me if I wanted to see his new car and we made out in the parking lot. Not my classiest moment. :)

<strong>Least favorite thing about wedding planning?</strong> Vendors not keeping in contact. They make me feel like I'm bugging them.

<strong>What are your wedding colors?</strong> Cranberry and silver

<strong>Tell me your most recent dream please.</strong> I got married in gym shorts because I couldn't find my dress. Then my mom showed up in <em>my</em> dress to get married to some young dude.

<strong>Candy or chocolate?</strong> Chocolate! But I cant have sugar :(

<strong>Are you aware that your cat looks like he's jerking off in your sig?</strong> Haha yes I am <em>now.</em> I assure you he is way too lazy to do that.

<strong>What do you like on your pizza?</strong> Meat lover pizza

<strong>How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?</strong> 20 minutes. Longer if its anywhere other than work.

<strong>Tell me a secret.</strong> I stole a neighbor's cat years ago after I saw them swinging her by the tail. What a biitch.

<strong>Who's your favorite SBer?</strong> Honestly, everyone here for different reasons. I gotta say though, CEW's one-liners crack me the hell up.

<strong>Was it you that held my dress hostage, you psycho bitch?</strong> If I knew how pretty it was I would have!

K&J64

Oh and Renee I love your cat, cute mushball! I also love that you stole a cat from someone who didn't deserve it/was unkind to it, I respect that.

ReneeJacob

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:ba65ef80-5a7d-4aad-aef2-ed9151ecf49d">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh and Renee I love your cat, cute mushball! I also love that you stole a cat from someone who didn't deserve it/was unkind to it, I respect that.
Posted by kcullen37[/QUOTE]

Thank you :)

kd.joseph

I love that you stole your neighbors cat! You are now one of my favorite newbs.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

How come newbs always get asked questions.  WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME.

Hoars.

kd.joseph

We know ALL about you AATB!

NatesGirl16

Renee did not acknowledge my porn cat love.  Hence, I will now steal porn cat from it.  it's over, bitches.

ReneeJacob

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:22b2d750-432e-4f5f-9e0c-e86f6db87d4c">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]How come newbs always get asked questions.  WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME. Hoars.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Ha! Well you've been around for a while so most posters probably know these answers but here you go:

Where did you and FI meet?

Was that really you and your FI in your previous pic as children?

Tell me a secret. It better be good.

Are you close with your parents?

Are you going on a honeymoon? Where?

Wedding colors?

Are you going to have kids?

What do you like most and least about yourself?

Proudest moment.

Irrational fear.

ReneeJacob

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:6d3804cc-fcf9-4fb8-a434-518faf70ac5e">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]Renee did not acknowledge my porn cat love.  Hence, I will now steal porn cat from it.  it's over, bitches.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

Lol but I laughed! I'm definitely letting my mom know that everyone calls him porn cat now. I seriously don't look at the picture the same anymore <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

MISSCOURTNEY20

AATB.

What is your favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite cartoon character?

Favorite Halloween memory?

MISSCOURTNEY20

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:5a580ef7-3eba-47da-bb88-296dc6cebfef">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Late introduction. Hai. : Lol but I laughed! I'm definitely letting my mom know that everyone calls him porn cat now. I seriously don't look at the picture the same anymore
Posted by ReneeJacob[/QUOTE]

We used to have a cat that was fat like that. We lived in a apartment building and when people would be walking down the hallway, they would see her and think that she was a dog. I miss Buffie!! But I am loving your kitty.

ReneeJacob

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:16d76c50-2456-42b1-82e3-6af0e1ab7854">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Late introduction. Hai. : We used to have a cat that was fat like that. We lived in a apartment building and when people would be walking down the hallway, they would see her and think that she was a dog. I miss Buffie!! But I am loving your kitty.
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]

Aww fat cats are the best

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Thanks guys.  I needed this because I love talking about myself.

 

Where did you and FI meet? Middle school!  He was my first boyfriend.  We were off and on all through junior high and high school.  After graduation, I dated a doucher for six years.  Then I left him because I was still in love with Ben.  Now we're getting married, woot.

Was that really you and your FI in your previous pic as children?  Uh, YEAH!

Tell me a secret. It better be good.  I was born a dude.  Just kidding.

Are you close with your parents?  Yes.  My mom's a nutbar, but I do love her.  And my dad?  He's the shiit.

Are you going on a honeymoon? Where?  We don't have one planned but it will prolly just be spending a week at his parent's place down in Arizona.  They don't live down there, they just have a house.  And they let people use it.

Wedding colors?  Grey, wine, and light pink

Are you going to have kids?  Yeah but not right away.  Gimme a few years.  Also, pregnancy is frightening to me.

What do you like most and least about yourself?  I like that for the most part, I'm pretty easy going.  With that said - I sometimes am easy going for too long, don't deal with things, and then I lose my shiit. 

Proudest moment.  College graduation, and getting my job

Irrational fear.  Moths

What is your favorite color?  Hmm... I dunno.  I like em all.

Favorite fruit?  Peaches, bitch!

Favorite cartoon character? Hmm... Eric Cartman.

Favorite Halloween memory?  Dressing up as Marilyn Monroe and nearly throwing up all over my douche ex-boyfriend.  Well, it's more of a fuzzy memory than an actual memory.  But still.

K&J64

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:c68a4aac-5a61-404d-8f28-35fa914716ba">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Late introduction. Hai. : Ha! Well you've been around for a while so most posters probably know these answers but here you go: Where did you and FI meet? Was that really you and your FI in your previous pic as children? Tell me a secret. It better be good. Are you close with your parents? Are you going on a honeymoon? Where? Wedding colors? Are you going to have kids? What do you like most and least about yourself? Proudest moment. Irrational fear.
Posted by ReneeJacob[/QUOTE]

ooh those are good ones!

ReneeJacob

AATB - I love your love story! Too cute. And your fear of moths is not irrational. They eat clothes...obviously they are evil.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I just hate how they fly around and smack into things. 

And they are ugly.

K&J64

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:0ac3d23f-cc68-41ce-bff8-7a592362de7b">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]Tell me a secret. It better be good.  I was born a dude.  Just kidding. Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Thank you for making my boss concerned about my mental health as I just laugh/snorted really loud out of no where.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_late-introduction-hai?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:67ff6b9a-eb78-425d-8727-98ff5c2322e8Post:b17630a5-377e-455f-92db-970b6110333c">Re: Late introduction. Hai.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Late introduction. Hai. : Thank you for making my boss concerned about my mental health as I just laugh/snorted really loud out of no where.
Posted by kcullen37[/QUOTE]

You're most welcome.