Kids are so funny

shaydenise

My seven year old second cousin, who is also our flower girl, told her mom last night that she wanted to make sure it was okay with me that she wore a white dress to the wedding because she didn't want to "steal my shine."

ha ha ha ha ha

Anysunrise

Lol, awwww.

ETA: Kind of funny, but my 4 year old cousin came in during Thanksgiving last night all huffing and puffing, and when we asked what's wrong she exclaims "Doug (other cousin) is making me CRAZY!". It was so cute.

RYoung1485

thats adorable!

[Deleted User]

Aw, that's cute.

My dad's GF's son said the other day that women must be descendants of cows. When she asked why, he said, "because cows and ladies both have udders." Gee, thanks.

rhodesign

udders! oh my gosh the associations kids make...=P

I wish I had a cute kid story to share, but all the kids I encounter are pre-verbal currently..

shaydenise

udders.. ha ha ha

LessThanZero

I love these stories.

A friend of mine has a 9 yr old daughter. We were at a softball game, she was there watching and she asked me who the girl was, sitting on the bleachers, away from everyone else. I told her it was "so-and-so's" girlfriend.

Her eyes got all wide and she leans over and says to me, "He could do so much better, but you didn't hear that from me."

It was completely unexpected but hilarious.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

That's adorable.

A cousin of mine who was about 6 at the time told my sister on her wedding day last year, "Dana, you're a beautiful as a rainbow."  Awww.

MissDuke2012

A few days ago at church we had a little girl show us the dance her mommy does for her daddy in the shower. It was precious. She was basically doing the worm vertically, and shaking her butt. Her mom was very embarrassed.

A while ago this same little girl came in all ill and pissy, I asked her if she fell out of the bed on the wrong side, her reply "No but mommy did, and daddy fell on top of her".

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]A few days ago at church we had a little girl show us the dance her mommy does for her daddy in the shower. It was precious. She was basically doing the worm vertically, and shaking her butt. Her mom was very embarrassed. A while ago this same little girl came in all ill and pissy, I asked her if she fell out of the bed on the wrong side, her reply "No but mommy did, and daddy fell on top of her".
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Oh dear, that's mortifying.

One time I went out to dinner with my Grandmother, Mother and sister. My sister was only about 5 or 6 at the time and the place we went to was a casual family restaurant that has booths with vinyl seating. My Mom was sliding into the booth to sit down and it made a lot of noise. My sister screams out "Mom farted!!!" and starts giggling.

My Mom was a good sport, she laughed it off but I know that HAD to be embarrassing.

MissDuke2012

I strongly believe at any age a child should NOT be in the same room, or have access to a room, that you are currently having sex in. But at 4 years old, there should be some kind of boundaries.

missy68

Before our wedding, my nephew was going around telling everyone "he was going to Las Vegas to marry John and Emmie!" He was SO excited.

He brought our rings up to the officiant/was our ring holder. It was his first time being in a wedding.

K&J64

My sister just had her second child on the 1st and it was a C-section. We were all at the hospital the next morning and my sister was walking from her bathroom back to her bed. She was walking very slowly for obviously reasons and my nephew, the big brother, who is almost 4 said ,"Mommy, why you walkin' so old?" we all cracked up, even the nurse in the room!