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We Get It/We Don't Get It

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Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : But this wouldnt explain men's obsession with porn. Someones looking at it.
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

    That was exactly the thought that made me add the "Or....welll....not" to the end.  But we all know men are easy to please.  I thinkt hat explains a lot.

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    [QUOTE]I don't even like looking at straight men's junk. 
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I find straight men's junk quite fascinating. To the point to where H tells me to stop staring at him because it's weird. I mean, come on. It's not like I'm groping you or anything. I just want to look.

    TMI? Yes. But I don't care.
  • Shouldn't my boss be afraid of that idiot customer trying to turn him straight? If he spends too much time with straight men it might rub off on him too.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : For real. We're all clearly built for utility down there, and not much else. I guess that's what boobs and muscles are for, to draw people in? Not that I really have either, so I don't know how I managed to get married. ;)
    Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

    Because you can cook, sweeheart.  <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />

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    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
    I can't freaking wait to show this to my friend.
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    [QUOTE]Shouldn't my boss be afraid of that idiot customer trying to turn him straight? If he spends too much time with straight men it might rub off on him too.
    Posted by Y I Oughta[/QUOTE]<div>
    </div><div>You make an interesting point. Why wouldn't it work both ways? </div><div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : I find straight men's junk quite fascinating. To the point to where H tells me to stop staring at him because it's weird. I mean, come on. It's not like I'm groping you or anything. I just want to look. TMI? Yes. But I don't care.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    Maybe TMI, but FI won't walk around naked because he always thinks I'm staring. He acts like it's never been seen before. He covers up to the point that he gets in the shower with his boxers on then throws them out if i'm within eye sight of him. But he is just weird.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : But this wouldnt explain men's obsession with porn. Someones looking at it.
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

    I thought about this too, I guess I mean that hoohas and peens aren't aesthetically pleasing. Sure, I think men enjoy staring at them and find them arousing because of what they symbolize (i.e., gettin some), but perhaps not because they are things of beauty. I guess the symbolism overrides attractiveness in this case. :) Or maybe I'm just weird and alone in feeling this way about genitalia.



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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : I can't freaking wait to show this to my friend.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    For context:

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : Because you can cook, sweeheart. 
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Well, and don't forget the windy occupations (tm Bec).

    Any, I just saw that pic the other day on The Oatmeal. Nice. :)



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    Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?

    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : I thought about this too, I guess I mean that hoohas and peens aren't aesthetically pleasing. Sure, I think men enjoy staring at them and find them arousing because of what they symbolize (i.e., gettin some), but perhaps not because they are things of beauty. I guess the symbolism overrides attractiveness in this case. :) Or maybe I'm just weird and alone in feeling this way about genitalia.
    Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

    Guy junk is strange. I don't look at it and get turned on. I look at it and giggle a little, and yell "It's so dangly!".


    Sadly, this is all true.
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  • Ha, glad it's "interesting" to some and not creepy. Any, I giggle too sometimes, especially if there are funny words involved. H works with these software protection things at work called "dongles," which need to be plugged or unplugged, or something, and he'll talk about them at home and I just crack the hell up every time. He gets annoyed, but I can't help it.



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    Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?

    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
  • FI LOVES to be naked. So much so, that I have to have my neighbor text me before she comes over, because she'll walk right in, and he'll be splayed out on the couch with the window's open.
  • I agree too.  I am such a follower.
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    [QUOTE]Ha, glad it's "interesting" to some and not creepy. Any, I giggle too sometimes, especially if there are funny words involved. H works with these software protection things at work called "dongles," which need to be plugged or unplugged, or something, and he'll talk about them at home and I just crack the hell up every time. He gets annoyed, but I can't help it.
    Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]
    H does penetration testing for work. He's been saying "penetration testing" in conversation with coworkers and friends (albeit geeky friends) for as long as we've been together, and it never stops being funny to me.
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    [QUOTE]Ha, glad it's "interesting" to some and not creepy. Any, I giggle too sometimes, especially if there are funny words involved. H works with these software protection things at work called "dongles," which need to be plugged or unplugged, or something, and he'll talk about them at home and I just crack the hell up every time. He gets annoyed, but I can't help it.
    Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

    Ha!  I would too!  Especially if he was talking about plugging in the dongles.  OH MAN, I'm dying right now!

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    [QUOTE]Ha, glad it's "interesting" to some and not creepy. Any, I giggle too sometimes, especially if there are funny words involved. H works with these software protection things at work called "dongles," which need to be plugged or unplugged, or something, and he'll talk about them at home and I just crack the hell up every time. He gets annoyed, but I can't help it.
    Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

    Hehehe dongles.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : H does penetration testing for work. He's been saying "penetration testing" in conversation with coworkers and friends (albeit geeky friends) for as long as we've been together, and it never stops being funny to me.
    Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

    GAH!  This is funny to me too!  It would be even better if we were penetration testing the dongles. 

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    [QUOTE]FI LOVES to be naked. So much so, that I have to have my neighbor text me before she comes over, because she'll walk right in, and he'll be splayed out on the couch with the window's open.
    Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
    Forget FI,<strong> I</strong> love to be naked.  Or, sometimes, at least.  I love clothes, but more so as outfits to be shown off, not to wear around the house.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : GAH!  This is funny to me too!  It would be even better if we were penetration testing the dongles. 
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    I rarely actually giggle when I read something, but "penetration testing the dongles" really did it for me.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : Forget FI, I love to be naked.  Or, sometimes, at least.  I love clothes, but more so as outfits to be shown off, not to wear around the house.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, in the year I was down with FI, I got dressed if we were going somewhere. 90% of the time, I chilled out in my robe and that's about it. And damn right our new apartment isn't on ground level this time. Score.
  • DED, penetration testing the dongles. I knew I brought this information to the right place.



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    Taco cat: Always a palindrome. ALWAYS, okay J&K?

    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
  • Okay, so now that we've established that we're all ten years old, what's the next call to order?
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  • I'm not a fan of my own nakedness but Scott doesn't seem too shy about it.  But only in our bedroom, if he needs to get something from another room he gets all weird. 

    My cats have been running around the house HOWLING for the last hour, I don't get it.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: We Get It/We Don't Get It : I actually don't get this.  But I still love all you Gleekers... every single last one of you weirdos :)
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    I liked the first season, after that I really started disliking it more by the week, now I kind of lump it in with whatever psycho wives of city xyz FI is watching which means go watch something else in the other room.

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  • I'm going to call H a dongle tonight. Just to see what he says.
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    [QUOTE]Okay, so now that we've established that we're all ten years old, what's the next call to order?
    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
    Figuring out wtf kind of job Beatles' H has that require use of the word "dongle." That should be the first order of business.
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