Oh friend, how lucky you are I love you

katiewhompus

Ahem, here is the following conversation between me and one of my bff's from college

Her: Help! I'm texting a potential date and don't know what to say!
Me : Um, Hi?
H : Smartass. I already said hi. I asked him how work was and he said he was done with his project and now I don't know what to say
M : Weeeelll. Ask him what he does during his downtime, or if he has any big plans coming up.
H: Oh genius!
(apparently we're now 14 or something)
H: He said he doesn't have any plans, what do I say!
M: Dude, I haven't flirted in a while, you're asking the wrong person
H: you mean you don't flirt with your fiance?!?!?!
M Um...no, last time I checked we weren't allowed to have fiances while married
H: Oh yeah, duh, ok anyways, back to flirting. Should I just go by your old standby - get drunk and make out

*face palm* (She was at the wedding btw. You know, the one that took place over a year ago)

Nebb

Wow... someone needs to learn how to date like an adult.

Anysunrise

I had a friend I dumped earlier this year who would do this...and then disregard everything I or other friend would say, and just show them her tatas over webcam.

She was 17 though, so at least she had an excuse.

SarahPLiz

I think :get drunk and make out: works well for some people.. 

katiewhompus

It worked out well for me in college lol.

She's 26, a virgin, and didn't kiss a guy until she was 24. A leetle unpracticed/unexperienced. She makes me laugh though and I love her.

npasquale16

My favorite part was: "You don't flirt with your fiance?!?!?"  and your response. 

I think we all have friends that are lucky we love them

Anysunrise

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_oh-friend-lucky-love?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:720015c5-0ffa-4aef-920c-20510ec46d57Post:e7154303-8c7a-48be-960d-b12b21ceca9c">Re: Oh friend, how lucky you are I love you</a>:
[QUOTE]It worked out well for me in college lol. She's 26, a virgin, and didn't kiss a guy until she was 24. A leetle unpracticed/unexperienced. She makes me laugh though and I love her.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

Ah, that explains it. My friend was just annoying.

missy68

Then, yeah, she's liable to get drunk and make out.....

Not that I'd know or anything.

katiewhompus

We definitely took different life paths. She would stay in and read/watch tv during college while I was out "flirting" and partying. Now I'm a married homebody and she's in NYC partying it up.

cupcakesfrosting

Oh.......my.