Okay, I'll try...LURKERS?!?

Ash2985

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[QUOTE]For real ,Rox. Ash--I think it's the head tilt she's got going on. She's about to pop off on someone.
Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]
I think that's it.  It's all I can see.  I really cannot get Kate Middleton out of that picture, no matter how I look at it.

xyrius

I don't think I count but I do lurk more than I post - and I'm new to SB so...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? I don't know, that's a really good queston.  Guess it's a profit thing.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?  Left

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.   I know,  I never understood that either tbh.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? around their neck?  like a necklace?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?  yes

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?  LOL.. that's hilarious

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? wow my head is starting to hurt.  I'm guessing that you'd die from the molten core first

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?  i don't see why they should - they'll die again later so they can just use it another time... lots of death related questions here, lol

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?  they can't use your testimony?

Do they bury people with their braces on? i hope so - why would they remove them?

How far east can you go before you're heading west? damned good question - when you hit the prime meridian?

nda_roxybabe

Ash- It took me a bit to see Kate. At first I was like that is noooot her.

xyrius

and...

1.  Would you cut off your arm or nose, if forced to choose?  nose - it would be easier to get through life with two arms

2.  Favorite fast food (you HAVE to pick somewhere)?  quiznos

3.  What do you bring to the SB table?  i'm friendly - and, i appreciate dirty jokes - my mind's always in the gutter

ConKFA319

I'm also not really a lurker, but here goes.

I'd cut off my nose. It's ugly and I need my arms because my hands are attached to them.

Favorite fast food would have to be a Frosty. With fries. 

I bring Cadillac shoes to the table (but not on the table, that's ewwies).

And now for CCF's awesomeness:

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Because then they'd be Sonic.
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? ALL OF THEM. 

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Hmmmm. I got nothing.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? DED.

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Only if someone sees you :-P

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? They're dirty liars?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? You rule.

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? I'm going to assume all sales are final, but whothefuckknows?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? I don't think that would be considered perjury. You're telling everyone you're not going to be telling the truth, which is, um, the truth.

Do they bury people with their braces on? I hope so. Can you imagine being the orthodontist that gets that call? Ewwww.

How far east can you go before you're heading west? Halfway :-P

threepinkroses

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

I dunno. they'd be gross anyway.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
both?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 
To pretend they care about your privacy.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
the wrist. I know.

 If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
does it matter? I wouldn't get a ticket anyway.
 

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? 
because that would make sense. They're an insurance company and therefore are unable to do that.

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
I wouldn't have to jump. I'd already be at the bottom.

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? 

Only with a receipt and within the 60 day return period.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
hahaha....that would suck.

Do they bury people with their braces on? 
they get buried with expensive jewelry. I would guess so.

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
You could walk east forever.

DeadUtopia

I"m here...

and still effin preggo.

lol

ZombieNates

CONFUSED NATES. I'm trying to read these questions, damn you TK. (random punctuation and stream of conscious writing was necessary)

nda_roxybabe

Aw dead, how far along?

clignan

these questions are dumb. did someone ask about lush? i love lush. worth every damn penny!!!!

Ghoti

Ach see? Even though the thread isn't dead, I'm still the last post!

And FYI, nothing is wrong with being on the bottom :P

cupcakesfrosting

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[QUOTE]these questions are dumb. did someone ask about lush? i love lush. worth every damn penny!!!!
Posted by clignan[/QUOTE]

<div>Well, that was unnecessarily bitchy. It's called 'having fun'. </div>

clignan

no no no i didnt mean it bitchy. it just seems they are pretty objective. why ask opinions on that kind of stuff?

ConKFA319

GHOTI! You moved up! Your last post is now two from the bottom, haha.

nda_roxybabe

To be funny.... ? See my face down there? Yea.

threepinkroses

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[QUOTE]no no no i didnt mean it bitchy. it just seems they are pretty objective. why ask opinions on that kind of stuff?
Posted by clignan[/QUOTE]

So ask some questions then. Non stupid ones.

ZombieNates

Still, Dead?!?

Oh, yay. Cligon's here. Entertain us, Master of All that is Lame and Unnecessary, since we apparently suck at it.

xyrius

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[QUOTE]no no no i didnt mean it bitchy. it just seems they are pretty objective. why ask opinions on that kind of stuff?
Posted by clignan[/QUOTE]

just fun questions, a lot of them don't have an actual "true" answer - it's just fun to see what other people's answers are

xyrius

when I see Cligon I think Klingon

cupcakesfrosting

Can someone explain to me how those questions are "objective"?

cupcakesfrosting

I still see Ghoti on the bottom. 

That's hawt.

ZombieNates

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[QUOTE]To be funny.... ? See my face down there? Yea.
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]
OMG, you did NOT just tell Roxy there's no more champagne, Clingon.


Also, Ghoti is on top for me. WOOT.

clignan

OKKK boooo

5 questions from a lurker!

1. What was the last real life CD you bought? What was the first CD you ever bought?
2. Who is "that person" at work that you HAAAATE?
3. Is DH/FI insecure about something you don't understand?
4. Are you insecure about something that DH/FI doesn't understand?
5. What would people make fun of you for if you were a celebrity?

xyrius

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[QUOTE]I think some of the questions are fuckingfunny. Like if the dead person has no toes, where do you put the tag? The first thing that came to my mind is the penis. (Forreals) I have a sick sense of humor sometimes.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

*snort*  cqtm

DeadUtopia

Yep, he's a stubborn little man.

This Monday will be one week overdue and I'll be induced if I haven't popped by then.
I'm still hoping to spontaneously go into labor, but I'm thinking it isn't gonna happen. lol


As for McD's nuggets...I don't care what disgusting chicken parts they are made from, I still eat them and LOVE them

clignan

you guys. i bet there is protocol for the toe tag thing if there is no toe/lower extremity. I bet you there is a uniform answer that all morgue physicians know. i dont KNOOOW the answer, i just saying i bet there is one.

threepinkroses

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[QUOTE]Yep, he's a stubborn little man. This Monday will be one week overdue and I'll be induced if I haven't popped by then. I'm still hoping to spontaneously go into labor, but I'm thinking it isn't gonna happen. lol As for McD's nuggets...I don't care what disgusting chicken parts they are made from, I still eat them and LOVE them :)
Posted by DeadUtopia[/QUOTE]

I think its the BBQ sauce that makes them so good. Alone they just taste like sawdust.

DeadUtopia

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[QUOTE]you guys. i bet there is protocol for the toe tag thing if there is no toe/lower extremity. I bet you there is a uniform answer that all morgue physicians know. i dont KNOOOW the answer, i just saying i bet there is one.
Posted by clignan[/QUOTE]


My FI's best man is an embalmer. I'm totally gonna ask him this now.

cardmonsta

Hiiiiiiiiiii

cupcakesfrosting

OMG YOU GUYS. Ghoti WILL be the thread killer, because her post is still on the bottom! (At least for me..)