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Dressticles

Remember a while back I was telling you all about the wedding dress with balls? The one the bride purposely made and ummm the BM dresses, well someone posted it on TN and so now I can show it . I mean if she loved it, it's cool but still had to show you!

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    Yep.  That's one ballsy dress.
    panther
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    That dress is quite interesting.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:660a43ec-5aba-49cc-ba1d-f8ddfd14692c">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yep.  That's one ballsy dress.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    :p
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    reddy123reddy123 member
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    edited April 2011
    Oh wow. I thought this post was about the BM dresses. But wow, NMS. They look like buoys.

    ETA: Yes! ATTB, Always more tactful than I.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:5360117c-c562-4705-9abe-86aee4a7eeef">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]That dress is quite interesting.
    Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

    I'm not nice like Katie, so I'm just going to come out and say that dress is fugly.  As hell.
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    If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat. image

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    I wonder if she got the dress to give her husband tea-bags to get back at him for giving her some.
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    Oh...oh my.

    I try not to judge other's dresses, but what was she thinking?
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    reddy123reddy123 member
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    edited April 2011
    Yeah Nuggs, I was trying to be nice, but sheesh. There is no way I couldn't just cut those things off like price tags.

    Edited for clarity, this dress is confusing me.
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    I cant believe none of you were around for dressticles. I felt bad for the girl. The Knot/nest gave her a hard time but she stood her ground!

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:4746887a-c8da-4ec3-9ace-36465e608892">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]I cant believe none of you were around for dressticles. I felt bad for the girl. The Knot/nest gave her a hard time but she stood her ground!
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

    I mean to each their own, but I don't understand the appeal of wearing a dress that looks like it's got goiters on it.
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    If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat. image

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    I don't either Nugs. I guess some people just like to be REALLY different lol
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    Testicle Dress!!!  oh how i love it
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    Yall I don't even know if we're supposed to be talking about the bride's dress or the BM dresses. They both ugly.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:6ea9263d-ed31-4d77-9c0d-e0d63974bf49">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]Testicle Dress!!!  oh how i love it
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    I know you remember!

    LC both, both!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:8a22969c-c2ef-4153-8f9f-a4ad9512d3d7">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]NMS at all! I was visiting a friend last weekend and we went downtown for dinner.  It's prom season and we saw a girl with a similar pouch on the back of her dress.  It looked like what you'd hook to a horse's butt when they are in a parade so the don't crap on the ground.  It was horrible.
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    Ha that is exactly what it looks like.
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    my theory was/is that those testicals would make a perfect hising place for the fashinable bride with a catheter bag.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:33f34165-aaf7-42aa-93d4-64eec0030f58">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]my theory was/is that those testicals would make a perfect hising place for the fashinable bride with a catheter bag.
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    Hahaha from what I remember her decor was kind of cute though, but IDK
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    She had to have abducted by aliens and they programmed her to want that dress.  That, or she was on some hallucinogenic drugs when she was shopping.  That would also explain the BM dresses.
    panther
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:ceb485da-6fef-4d51-a77f-471558b66f8f">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dressticles : Dammit, I can't remember this going down. My Knot memory sucks!
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]


    You totally were there.  Is this like not remembering Woodstock?  Cuz I totally told you not to drop the brown acid
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    I wish I had been there.  I'd love to ask what the hell is so flattering about ballsacks hanging from a wedding dress that made her have to have it.

    I get wanting to be trendy - I really do.  But balls on a dress is something that hasn't caught on - and, for good reason.
    panther
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:ceb485da-6fef-4d51-a77f-471558b66f8f">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dressticles : Dammit, I can't remember this going down. My Knot memory sucks!
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

    You were there, I think!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dressticles?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:767603ab-ba4a-4c37-9ecf-df9f614c3b03Post:97c0957d-de9c-412f-ba25-70545ff2d9ec">Re: Dressticles</a>:
    [QUOTE]I wish I had been there.  I'd love to ask what the hell is so flattering about ballsacks hanging from a wedding dress that made her have to have it. I get wanting to be trendy - I really do.  But balls on a dress is something that hasn't caught on - and, for good reason.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    We were all in awe of her design talent AAB.
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    Wait, I'm confused. Did she buy this dress from somewhere (If so, who the hell designed it) or did she design it herself and have it made?
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    If that bm dress on the left didn't have the train I'd wear it...to the beach, not to a wedding, and not to a wedding at the beach.

    The bride would look awsome if her dress wasn't a tribute to tumors. 
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    She is a really pretty girl, but that dress is just weird.  It looks like those nut sacks were added on last min.

    She could totally have pulled off one of those tight fitting gowns that I envy.
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