Hey ladies! Long time no talk - school and work are sucking the life out of me right now.
So instead of writing a side-eyed reply on my friend's status update, thought I'd post it here and see if any of you have friends like this, since I'm sure she's not the only one of her kind

Friend's status update about once a month:
"I miss my college years.......sooooo effing mucho. =/ how the hell are they already gone x2 years?!?"
Same friend who got a DUI and blamed the cop, and says things like "totes approps" for totally appropriate. Bah!