Intro

Knot Lili

Hey SB,
   I am the new(ish) community coordinator for TK. Thought I would do an intro since I lurk around a lot. Feel free to interogate.


Screen Name: Knot Lili

Significant Other's Age: Currently Single

What You Do: Community Coordinator for TK

What SO Does: Something interesting I hope...

State of Relationship: Single

How Long You've Been Together: N/A

How You Met: N/A

Wedding Date If You're Engaged/Married: N/A

Real Babies: Nope, someday wayyyy in the future though

Fur Babies: My cat Lester, he is hysterical.

Loves: Ice cream, shoes, iced tea, lake tahoe, snacks, and weddings

Hates: Fennel, mushrooms, and when my nail polish is chipped (which is always)...

Pet Peeves: snoring

Hobbies/Activities: Exploring NYC (my new home) crafting, baking, buying things I don't need.

Favorite Thing About Your SO: Usually I like guys who are incredibly smart, and incredibly tall.

Least Favorite Thing About Your SO: Usually they are semi (totally) oblivious.

Describe Your Personality: When people first meet me they think I am pretty normal, but all my friends know I am weird. I like to embrace that as much as possible. I am extremely focused on what I want, but I like to have fun while getting myself there.

Snark Level 1[low snark 10 high snark]: 8

Ive Been On TK Since: I used to lurk on an old account and look at pictures... Officially I joined in May as Knot Lili

How You Came To Be On TK: I just really like weddings, and flowers, and cake. Really everything.

How I Like My Potatoes: Give me a potato and I will love you. Mashed is my favorite though. With A LOT of butter.

Favorite Book/Author: A Homemade Life by Molly Wizenberg

Tell Us Something Interesting About
Yourself: Although I am single, I am pretty wedding obsessed. Not even really about my own wedding, just everything about them. I interned for Kleinfeld Bridal, and sometimes you can see me in morning meeting shots of Say Yes to the Dress!

Blueyed228

I dont believe you.

Knot Lili

Here is Lester last summer when he broke his leg. He was really irriated because he had to live in a cage for 6 weeks since they couldn't cast it.

Knot Lili

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:b33ee503-0bca-46df-b9c0-3335860ecaa1">Re: Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't get posting a questionnaire of questions that aren't applicable and that you can't answer.  But hi.
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

Didn't see intro questions here, so I figured I would use some that are common on TK.

Knot Lili

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:7cf74044-597d-4b57-8ccb-4261a884ddc1">Re: Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]I dont believe you.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Don't believe what?

Blueyed228

We need some proof here.  You Knot Gods need a banner like the mods.   Otherwise Im gonna think you are a troll.

And now Im sorry I suggested that because you all will try to implement it and break TK for 2 weeks in the process.

Dammit.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Snark level?  Hahahahaha.

You lurk a lot?  ...Are you gonna ban all of us or something?  Now you have to tell us your favorite knottie or we'll all mail you poop.

[Deleted User]

Thanks a lot, Blue. I shun you in advance for breaking TK.

Blueyed228

Ok I have some questions:

Will  you eat a Cew hair pie?

Do you know who Cew is?

Does our cursing really bother you guys? Cause we are all friends here and call each other street walking names often but out of love. 

Did you know Knot Annie?  Why did she leave us? 

What is your favorite curse word?

Have we expanded your vocabulary insofar as being able to insult that homeless bum on the street who tries to grab your butt?

Do you have a favorite knottie on here?

Knot Lili

Don't worry, I won't try and mess with that. I don't want TK to eat up everything. Not sure how I can prove I am not a troll? Mosts of my posts are for TK if that helps?

Any other suggestions on proving nontroll status?

Nebb

Unless you plan to finally change the name of this board for us, your words are useless here.

Blueyed228

Also- can you guys please figure out a way to ban IP addresses?  These trolls are getting out of hand.

Ohhhh.  Do you know who was behind the "thesitethatshallnotbenamed"???

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I, too, would propose a board name change.  I am not sure to what.

Maybe Band of Bishes.  Or Sluts of the Century.  Or just Sharks.

Or Frank.  When in doubt just name everything Frank.  Fuckit.

Knot Lili

Will  you eat a Cew hair pie? Probably not.

Do you know who Cew is? No idea

Does our cursing really bother you guys? Cause we are all friends here and call each other street walking names often but out of love. Not personally, but technically it violates our terms of service, so I guess it is slightly bothersome.

Did you know Knot Annie?  Why did she leave us?  I don't know Knot Annie, she left before I started. I work with Knot Michelle though and I think she is great.

What is your favorite curse word? Yup, assholes.

Have we expanded your vocabulary insofar as being able to insult that homeless bum on the street who tries to grab your butt? Probably not, but if a homeless guy does do that I will be sure to let you guys know.

Do you have a favorite knottie on here? I have only chatted with a few, but Anna has been nice. Plus, I really liked her whack a kitty siggy.

Stackeye210

I thought the first rule of intro posts was don't do intro posts? 

Knot Lili

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:34c2cd6e-258d-4422-b87c-d848046808a0">Re: Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]Also- can you guys please figure out a way to ban IP addresses?  These trolls are getting out of hand. Ohhhh.  Do you know who was behind the "thesitethatshallnotbenamed"???
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

I can totally ban an IP address. I will start tracking that for trolls to make sure we are getting them banned.

Is that a user?

Knot Lili

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:8deafac1-291f-4c08-b73e-2368e305a6c6">Re:Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]Unless you plan to finally change the name of this board for us, your words are useless here.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

What do you guys want it to be?? Not saying I can change it... But I am curious.

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:0971826a-9fbe-43bb-bee6-d51532b388fd">Re: Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]Will  you eat a Cew hair pie? Probably not.<strong><u> Do you know who Cew is? No idea</u></strong> Does our cursing really bother you guys? Cause we are all friends here and call each other street walking names often but out of love. Not personally, but technically it violates our terms of service, so I guess it is slightly bothersome. Did you know Knot Annie?  Why did she leave us?  I don't know Knot Annie, she left before I started. I work with Knot Michelle though and I think she is great. What is your favorite curse word? Yup, assholes. Have we expanded your vocabulary insofar as being able to insult that homeless bum on the street who tries to grab your butt? Probably not, but if a homeless guy does do that I will be sure to let you guys know. Do you have a favorite knottie on here? I have only chatted with a few, but Anna has been nice. Plus, I really liked her whack a kitty siggy.
Posted by Knot Lili[/QUOTE]

<strong>GET OUT.
</strong>
No for real, I think to prove your non-troll staus you need to post a group picture of all TK Gods doing the Truffle Shuffle in your office.

Nebb

I like the name frank. I vote frank.

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:20ef8bdb-bf88-42b2-b86d-94527d318708">Re: Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : I can totally ban an IP address. I will start tracking that for trolls to make sure we are getting them banned.<strong><u> Is that a user?</u></strong>
Posted by Knot Lili[/QUOTE]

Nope.  Ask around the office.  Im sure its legendary.

[Deleted User]

I would totally post on a board called Frank. Then I could say I'm a Frank-er. It sounds fun.

Knot Lili

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:eb1058b3-b16c-4cd8-b904-4b6c4b7db82c">Re: Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]I thought the first rule of intro posts was don't do intro posts? 
Posted by Stackeye210[/QUOTE]

That might be true. I am a total newb, and not afraid to admit it.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

FRANK FRANK FRANK.

Blueyed228

Before you ban the trolls can you tell us what their real SN's are first?  We need to know where to send the tar and feather mob,

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:cc988482-4505-4cc1-9b3a-f313ecd299fb">Re:Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Intro : What do you guys want it to be?? Not saying I can change it... But I am curious.
Posted by Knot Lili[/QUOTE]

I vote for "Your Mom".

All things Your Mom are funny.  It cant be disputed.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

How about Frank Your Mom.  Or Mom Your Frank.  Or Your Mom Frank.

Nebb

Lili what is your weapon of choice in the zombie apocalypse?

Blueyed228

The name of this board should be "Vagina High Fives"

Nebb

I think itd be hilarious if sb turned into "mark wahlberg". I'm changing my vote.

[Deleted User]

If this board was "Your Mom" we'd get every "I hate my MIL" story there is on TK. NO.

Frank the Shark, that I could handle.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_intro-15?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:785feda4-fb25-47aa-acdf-dc068695ad8dPost:e2b8ff9d-119b-4aea-a2cc-c687881698e7">Re:Intro</a>:
[QUOTE]I think itd be hilarious if sb turned into "mark wahlberg". I'm changing my vote.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

If we go there, then we have to go to "Ted."