I'm already married. Anyone else?

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : Yeah, I charge your husband at least $100,<strong> $150 if I swallow.
</strong>Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

ZOMG if you're breastfeeding that goes right to the baby!

Matty143

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : Come on, don't lie. You know you work there, you heaux.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

A lady never tells... <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />

allisong23

It must be sad to be a hooker.

Matty143

I think it depends..
I mean, the ones that are in the documentaries, and bang in cars for $20; yeah, that's super sad.
The Heidi Flies/ Charlie Sheen type hookers or "escorts" aren't as sad, IMO.

maratea

I would be charging waaaaaaay more than $20 for the kind of diicks that go to AC. Especially if that diick is going in my mouth.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]I would be charging waaaaaaay more than $20 for the kind of diicks that go to AC. Especially if that diick is going in my mouth.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

<div>The hell with a hooker.  $20 gets you into the Epic buffet.  Can't compete with that.</div>

Bkseller13

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm already married. Anyone else? : The hell with a hooker.  $20 gets you into the Epic buffet.  Can't compete with that.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

FTW!!!

mica178

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[QUOTE]The documentry on HBO informed me that the Atlantic City hookers will bang you for $20.  $10 if its a slow day.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>That's maybe the saddest thing I have ever heard/read.</div><div>
</div><div>Anna, I love your sig.  I want a kitten right meow.</div>

cheeseandrice

Sheet. $20 is cheaper than paying for a date's dinner.  

LetsHikeToday

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[QUOTE]The documentry on HBO informed me that the Atlantic City hookers will bang you for $20.  $10 if its a slow day.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
On Cops, you can get a blowie for $5.