So, since we've invaded your board,

Bkseller13

Anna FTW!

Edit: and Anna's post has disappeared, so I look psycho.  Long and short, he died with exactly the same wording in 2008.

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:eeff1f62-7700-486f-b5a9-f0d30721ce9e">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]This is all I'm coming up with at the moment - <a href="http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/jon-bon-jovi-reportedly-among-nj-phony-farmers-getting-tax-break" rel="nofollow">http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/jon-bon-jovi-reportedly-among-nj-phony-farmers-getting-tax-break</a> So not exactly dead, lol
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

This is why you are a highly trained skilled professional.  I would ask for a raise.

SarahPLiz

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:eeff1f62-7700-486f-b5a9-f0d30721ce9e">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]This is all I'm coming up with at the moment - <a href="http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/jon-bon-jovi-reportedly-among-nj-phony-farmers-getting-tax-break" rel="nofollow">http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/movies/jon-bon-jovi-reportedly-among-nj-phony-farmers-getting-tax-break</a> So not exactly dead, lol
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Unless that blogger killed him, I'm going to go about my day thinking its a hoax. I can't imagine more bad crap happening this week. 

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Fucking bloggers.  They ruin everything. 

Bloggers are just losers who wish they were journalists but NO ONE is dumb enough to hire their stupid asses.

MandJS

So, you ladies are fun. I originally came over to see what happened to Lurky but now I think I'd like to stick around. Will you have me, pretty please? 

SarahPLiz

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:e68c0b2c-3601-4ee8-b620-79c19256bd3e">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]So, you ladies are fun. I originally came over to see what happened to Lurky but now I think I'd like to stick around. Will you have me, pretty please? 
Posted by MandJS[/QUOTE]
Just jump right in!

Blueyed228

AATB- that story was from LAST WEEK ASSHOLE.  He could have died today.  I retract my former statement.

SEWF

I woke up with Bon Jovi's "Livin' On a Prayer" i my head and sang it all the way to work. I really hope it's not true!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:e68c0b2c-3601-4ee8-b620-79c19256bd3e">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]So, you ladies are fun. I originally came over to see what happened to Lurky but now I think I'd like to stick around. Will you have me, pretty please? 
Posted by MandJS[/QUOTE]

We accept all forms of baked goods, naughty passwords and zombie apocolypse plans.

anna.oskar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:f87ac6f8-95f3-43e7-8324-444c66a3b143">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]Fucking bloggers.  They ruin everything.  Bloggers are just losers who wish they were journalists but NO ONE is dumb enough to hire their stupid asses.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

So I don't have a job because I have a blog??!!

Well poop.

SarahPLiz

He'll always be Wanted. Dead or Alive.

But I prefer alive because's he's cuter that way. 

Blueyed228

I lost my virginity to Bon Jovi.  Youre welcome for that tid bit.

MandJS

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:d8492692-7bdc-4952-9801-06da235e0836">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : We accept all forms of baked goods, naughty passwords and zombie apocolypse plans.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
<img src="http://a1128.g.akamai.net/7/1128/497/0001/image.proflowers.com/is/image/ProvideCommerce/MRS_BSK_EDY08_NibblerBsk100_SQ?nanos=770&qlt=75,0&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.5,1.0,0.0,0&wid=275&hei=275" alt="Mrs. Fields® Cookie Basket - 100 Nibblers" />

AllAboutTheBenjamin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:807b67e7-e33a-412e-8877-e6b87677b62b">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : So I don't have a job because I have a blog??!! Well poop.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

To be clear, I'm not talking about people who blog about weight loss, cooking, shopping/fashion, or stuff like that.

I'm talking about people who blog about news and current events. 

THEY DRIVE ME APESHIT because they are riddled with opinions and personal commentary, but they are billed as legit news sources.  Those douche wads can bite me.

cupcakesfrosting

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:fe5ddc9c-9176-4cd0-a904-6e60efa42c11">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]He'll always be Wanted. Dead or Alive. But I prefer alive because's he's cuter that way. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
Yes. I love that song.

Except when people sing it at Karaoke. Vom.

allisong23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:e68c0b2c-3601-4ee8-b620-79c19256bd3e">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]So, you ladies are fun. I originally came over to see what happened to Lurky but now I think I'd like to stick around. Will you have me, pretty please? 
Posted by MandJS[/QUOTE]

We need some new blood. Welcome!

SEWF

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:d43070a2-3d2c-4fa5-aa0b-4151ea1bac9b">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]I lost my virginity to Bon Jovi.  Youre welcome for that tid bit.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>I hope that's true. That would be awesome.</div><div>
</div><div>On the same line, my aunt's first kiss was with Donnie Wahlberg. </div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: I now realize you probably meant to his music, and not to the actual guy. Ah well.</div>

Bkseller13

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:d43070a2-3d2c-4fa5-aa0b-4151ea1bac9b">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]I lost my virginity to Bon Jovi.  Youre welcome for that tid bit.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Wow, gave it up to a famous guy.  Kudos! ***





** I know what you really meant.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I saw Bon Jovi in concert early last year.  Dude can BLOW.  And he is looking damn good these days.

Sambora, on the other hand... motherfucker has one foot in his grave or something.  He looks OLD.

MandJS

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:c44f9390-06b0-412b-acb6-8b23fde727f0">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : I hope that's true. That would be awesome.<strong> On the same line, my aunt's first kiss was with Donnie Wahlberg. </strong>
Posted by SEWF[/QUOTE]
Okay, see now, THAT is fantastic!

cupcakesfrosting

My Aunt's first kiss was Ricky Martin when he was in Menudo. She met him in Hawaii. And now he's gay. I blame her.

SEWF

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:67bcf2c5-ca7a-486d-a2a9-26023748a9d7">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : Okay, see now, THAT is fantastic!
Posted by MandJS[/QUOTE]

<div>Yeah, she won tickets on the radio or something, and she and my other aunt went. They rode in a limo and everything and had backstage passes. Donnie actually rode in the limo to bring them back home.</div>

Blueyed228

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:c44f9390-06b0-412b-acb6-8b23fde727f0">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : I hope that's true. That would be awesome. On the same line, my aunt's first kiss was with Donnie Wahlberg.  ETA: I now realize you probably meant to his music, and not to the actual guy. Ah well.
Posted by SEWF[/QUOTE]

Bed of Roses.  Cause it was the 90's.

cupcakesfrosting

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:c512541f-212f-46de-9cbc-8d2a79c7646f">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : Yeah, she won tickets on the radio or something, and she and my other aunt went. The rode in a limo and everything and had backstage passes. Donnie actually rode in the limo to bring them back home.
Posted by SEWF[/QUOTE]
That's flippin' awesome.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

My aunt went to high school with Scott Weiland.  She did drugs with him.

...That's not as cool as kissing Ricky Martin or Donnie Wahlberg.  And definitely not as cool as sleeping with Bon Jovi.

SarahPLiz

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:d43070a2-3d2c-4fa5-aa0b-4151ea1bac9b">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]I lost my virginity to Bon Jovi.  Youre welcome for that tid bit.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
I'm only impressed if it was in person. Actually TO Bon Jovi. 

allisong23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:c44f9390-06b0-412b-acb6-8b23fde727f0">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So, since we've invaded your board, : I hope that's true. That would be awesome. On the same line, <strong>my aunt's first kiss was with Donnie Wahlberg.</strong>  ETA: I now realize you probably meant to his music, and not to the actual guy. Ah well.
Posted by SEWF[/QUOTE]

Marky Mark's brother! The Wahlbergs are wicked famous around here.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8</a>

SereJane

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_weve-invaded-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82922de9-0849-4c1e-99fb-b49ee6ca90c7Post:54c8e310-316f-4219-8cff-d5c64793b653">Re: So, since we've invaded your board,</a>:
[QUOTE]My Aunt's first kiss was Ricky Martin when he was in Menudo. She met him in Hawaii. And now he's gay. I blame her. ;)
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]

Ha, that is awesome

Blueyed228

I said Bon Jovi!  Not Jon Bon Jovi, lol.

That would pretty awesome if i actually slept with him.  I would brag about that once a day for life.

musicalsunlight

AATB I CARE ABOUT BASEBALL.