Poll: Inanimate Objects

Night_Sprite

It's Monday and I don't like it.  

If you were an inanimate object (obviously a sentient one) what would you be?

crose29

A raw chunk of rose quartz.

Ok now you go...

kd.joseph

I would have to be my teddy bear "JR", because he is still at home on my bed. Where I wish I was!

Night_Sprite

I'd be a hammer.  They last forever and get to build shiit.  They also get to be murder weapons, but I wouldn't be one of THOSE hammers.

JenGin74

Fleshlight?

Night_Sprite

Oh!  Oh!  Oh!  I'd be a kindle!

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Fleshlight?
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Excuse'

[Deleted User]

A camera. Then I could steal people's souls.

A TV. I love TV, and if I WAS one, I'd never miss my favorite shows.

september's bride

Lamborghini Gallardo.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : Excuse'
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]


Hahaha. Google it  <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]A camera. Then I could steal people's souls. <strong>A TV. I love TV, and if I WAS one, I'd never miss my favorite shows.
</strong>Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I love this answer, especially since we were called TV hoars this weekend.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : Hahaha. Google it 
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

From the sound of it, not sure I can do that at work.

JenGin74

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : From the sound of it, not sure I can do that at work.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]


Yeah, you should probably wait until you get home.

pirategal03

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[QUOTE]Lamborghini Gallardo.
Posted by september's bride[/QUOTE]

Does that count as inanimate?

Because if so, I'd be an airplane. 

reddy123

a Buddha statue in a rock garden! 

Maybe a bottle that a message is put into that travels from shore to shore.

jaycee7389

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[QUOTE]a Buddha statue in a rock garden!  <strong>Maybe a bottle that a message is put into that travels from shore to shore.</strong>
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

i like that answer.

i'd want to be a seashell so i could live in the ocean or on the beach

shelby_louis_2011

A book, definitely :]

bridebombing

A jet.  A really fast one that can sh*t bombs.

sarabear23

A bra, so I can still support my friends. haha

I'd probably be a mirror so I could laugh at the funny things people do in front of a mirror.

reddy123

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[QUOTE]A bra, so I can still support my friends. haha <strong>I'd probably be a mirror so I could laugh at the funny things people do in front of a mirror.
Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]</strong>

<div>I like this answer!</div><div>
</div><div>Another cool one would be a pen of a really good writer, or the favorite guitar of an amazing musician. You'd hear it all first, even the throw-aways.</div>

bridebombing

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : I like this answer! Another cool one would be a pen of a really good writer, or the favorite guitar of an amazing musician. You'd hear it all first, even the throw-aways.
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

The tragedy, though, would be that as a guitar, you wouldn't have ears... ;)