tk confessions!ayg??

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : I was going to respond something really disgusting about how your password was contained in your post, but I dont want you to not be my friend anymore, lol.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

The only thing that would make me not be your friend anymore would be if you called me fat.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : I was right there with you... there were handstands, and logs.
Posted by sb9411[/QUOTE]

And little smiling faces drawn on.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : The only thing that would make me not be your friend anymore would be if you called me fat.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I wouldnt even call fat people fat. So no way I would call someone who isnt fat, fat.

sb9411

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : And little smiling faces drawn on.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Yup. i2i.

[Deleted User]

Good. Then, friendship ON.

Blueyed228

SB- i love that you are Jewish.  I have a bunch of Jewish friends and we joke back and forth with each other all the time teasing the shiit out of each other.

But I think these boards can be too uptight sometimes to get my Jewish teasing.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]Good. Then, friendship ON.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

In fact, if anyone called you fat, I would find a way to climb through this computer and rip their face off.

sb9411

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[QUOTE]SB- i love that you are Jewish.  I have a bunch of Jewish friends and we joke back and forth with each other all the time teasing the shiit out of each other. But I think these boards can be too uptight sometimes to get my Jewish teasing.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
One thing I am not, is sensitive. Ask Roxy ;)
I like a good Jewish joke when it comes from a FOJ. (Friend of Jews), when it comes from someone who is ignorant, or when you can tell they are clearly anti-Semitic, then they can keish mein.

Blueyed228

I really want to know what keish mein means.

Blueyed228

We tease each other because we are 2 of the few groups that our heritage and religion are the same.  So its like a pissing contest, lol.

sb9411

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[QUOTE]I really want to know what keish mein means.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]


Kiss my ass <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />

Not you, you get it.

sb9411

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[QUOTE]We tease each other because we are 2 of the few groups that our heritage and religion are the same.  So its like a pissing contest, lol.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Two different branches on the same olive tree.

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : In fact, if anyone called you fat, I would find a way to climb through this computer and rip their face off.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

You're my boy, Blue!

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : You're my boy, Blue!
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I honestly just hate that shiit.  Like, thats the best you got?  You have to go to fat/ugly/etc? 

allisong23

I used a Bob Ross quote in my HS yearbook. He is the shiit.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]Blue I want to hear your Jew jokes!  As long as they're not Holocaust related, I'm cool with them.
Posted by edielaura[/QUOTE]

They are not "Jew jokes", lol.

But they say to me lots of windex, olives, and feta cheese jokes.  Also, lots of jokes about being hairy.

I tell them its all good, at least I didnt kill Jesus.

Stuff like that.

sb9411

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : They are not "Jew jokes", lol. But they say to me lots of <strong>windex, olives, and feta cheese jokes</strong>.  Also, lots of jokes about being hairy. I tell them its all good, at least I didnt kill Jesus. Stuff like that.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

I love all three of those greek specialties, ok maybe 2 are greek.
And that sounds like a normal exchange between myself and one of my italian friends... only I don't bring up the windex, olives, and feta.

YAY Mediterranean hairiness.

Blueyed228

Oh Italian jokes are the friggin best.  Seriously.  I have a friend who's fathers real name is Guido. 

We have a field day with that one.

sb9411

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[QUOTE]Oh Italian jokes are the friggin best.  Seriously.  I have a friend who's fathers real name is Guido.  We have a field day with that one.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]


haha, please tell me you're kidding.
I think this thread may be breaking the knot.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : haha, please tell me you're kidding. I think this thread may be breaking the knot.
Posted by sb9411[/QUOTE]

I am dead serious, lol.  Its like open season on Italian jokes when she is around.

Blueyed228

Although, my friends and I all have a super dry sense of humor.  if you didnt know us, you would probably think we are assholes.

But having friends of every race, religion, sexual orientation, etc who share the same sense of humor is amazing, lol.  We laugh at each other for hours.

[Deleted User]

I have nothing to add to the Jew/Italian jokes, but y'all might get a kick out of this.

A customer was threatening to cancel earlier today for various reasons, mainly because he is a giant ass. He claimed to be a prophet sent with a message from God to warn all the sinners of the earth that the sun was coming to strip the world of evil. Oh and he had re-written a religious book because that specific group didn't know what they were talking about.

Anyway, he demanded like 10 times in his interview (I read the transcript) that a black American man with devout Christian beliefs write his copy. And he got...me.

Blueyed228

ha sesh!

sb9411

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[QUOTE]Although, my friends and I all have a <strong>super dry sense of humor</strong>.  if you didnt know us, you would probably think we are assholes. But having friends of every race, religion, sexual orientation, etc who share the same sense of humor is amazing, lol.  We laugh at each other for hours.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]


Oh my goodness on the Guido. I can't even... haha!
Very much the same here with the dry sense of humor. I really have a hard time with people that are overly sensitive and think that anything said in jest has to be corny. Also, my sarcasm confuses some of the people I work with, and I try to turn it off, but I can't turn off my personality completely.
I work on a Rez, and one of the teachers that I love is Native. We are close friends and we jab all the time. She knows I'm down for her and I know the same.

sb9411

HAHA Sesh! That's really funny. I hope he wasn't dissapointed

[Deleted User]

I have a hard time joking with most people because they take it wrong. I'm sarcastic and pretty stony-faced most of the time so I guess I appear like I'm serious. I need to work on cracking a smile when I'm joking.

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[QUOTE]HAHA Sesh! That's really funny. I hope he wasn't dissapointed
Posted by sb9411[/QUOTE]

Oh, he will cancel, I have no doubt. He was a jerk and I feel bad for the sales rep.

Like, he said he hated the original writer's copy because it looked like a fifth-grader wrote it (it was actually well written). Then he says next, "Write only what I say. I done written everything you need to follow so follow the guide I sent you to follow."

Blueyed228

If you have ever listened to a Lisa Lampenelli album, that is a night with my friends, lol.

sb9411

OMG, I LOVE LISA LAMPINELLI! Are you a Stern fan, Blue? I think we may have just become besties.
SESH, C'mon. He done written it. That's classic. And I should smile more when I'm joking too. But then, I sorta think if you don't get it, I don't care if you think I'm a bitch.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]My God. This thread. Amazecumballs! I cannot believe I read this whole thing. I'm so in love with you people. Well, all but Blue. I read the last few pages begging the Gods that no one would mention Red Wings. DAMN YOU, BLUE.
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

Lol, I didnt bring it up.  I just gave Nebb the correct terminology ;)