Favorite Insult

marissa_claire

What's yours?  I just called Barnes & Noble crapheads because they don't have the location closest to me online.  

Also, I call my mom's dog a jerk a lot.  

salt78

Douchecanoe.

tidetravel

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Not that I use that in normal conversation.

missy68

hmm. I'm liking douchecanoe.

I also like weinerhead. I don't know why. I've been saying since I was a kid.

Steph0871

asshat.

someone used douchenozzle on here once, and I loved that.

NIKIKRUISE

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[QUOTE]<strong>asshat.</strong>

someone used douchenozzle on here once, and I loved that.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

I've actually stolen this and have started saying it...so thanks! :)

alainn15

Doucheuos Bagus

Douchemeister

Douche Baggette (for the ladies)

Basically anything with Douche in it I've been saying a lot lately

ichellemay1

Douche canoe is quickly becoming a favorite.  Asshat and fuucktard are high on the list, too.

[Deleted User]

H said asshat the other say. Either I've started saying it unknowingly or he's been secretely reading TK.

Also, this is purely an inside joke, but whenever someone irritates him and he's ranting and raving, I ask him if he's going to steal his ship. Or, he'll say he's going to. It's our way of saying someone sucks (it came after one of his sleep-talking nights).

arv266

- rat bastarrd
- son of a bisquit (child friendly version of above)
- a$$wipe

MeaghanandMichael

Slampig.

Slore.

missy68

asshat, I think, was the first one I tried out with the format change. I do use ratbastard on the regular.

marissa_claire

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[QUOTE]- rat bastarrd - son of a bisquit (child friendly version of above) - a$$wipe
Posted by arv266[/QUOTE]

<div>I love rat bastard!  A friend of mine brought it back in high school and I still say it a lot. </div><div>
</div><div>I also found working with kids that I had to get creative ways in my regular vocab to not curse.  I copied a lot of ideas from when they air the Departed on FX.</div>

J&K10910

I tend to stick to the classics like idiot and moron.  I had a really awesome one the other day though, and now I can't remember it.  So I guess it wasn't that awesome after all.

arv266

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Favorite Insult : I love rat bastard!  A friend of mine brought it back in high school and I still say it a lot.  I also found working with kids that I had to get creative ways in my regular vocab to not curse.  I copied a lot of ideas from when they air the Departed on FX.
Posted by marissa_claire[/QUOTE]


I picked up ratbastard from my Dad.  It was his favorite word while he was driving, and he'd ofter stick his middle finger out of the son roof while saying it.  Oh, the good ol days....

baystateapple

Clueless f*cks.

My brother-in-law once used "cock-juggling thundercunt", which my sister claims he got from "Weeds".

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Ass bag.
Slore.
Whore face.
Douche lord.
Jackass.
Massive bag of douche.
...I like insults.

Wrkn925

You smell funny and your Mom dresses you wierd.

I hope you stub your toe. (I use this one way too much IRL.)

marissa_claire

This whole thread is making me think of What About Bob when Bob and the kid are jumping on beds yelling insults at each other.  Anyone?

zippityb

Turdburglar.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]This whole thread is making me think of What About Bob when Bob and the kid are jumping on beds yelling insults at each other.  Anyone?
Posted by marissa_claire[/QUOTE]

I love that movie.

ichellemay1

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[QUOTE]Clueless f*cks. My brother-in-law once used<strong> "cock-juggling thundercunt",</strong> which my sister claims he got from "Weeds".
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

I have a friend who uses this one, but I think he used it before "Weeds". 

NuggetBrain

Heifer.  When I get really pissed at someone, all my rants start with "Listen, heifer..."  Regardless of gender. And they usually include finger waving and head bobbing.  I pretty much become every stereotype of an angry black woman out there.  It's kind of embarassing, but I can't help it.

Also, douchenozzle and f*cktard.

maratea

Assface.
Fuckoff.
If I'm really pissed, it's cuntfacewhorebag.
Or there's the original- stupid bitch.

rhodesign

I'm a fan of the classic bitch, but sometimes with a twist--bitchass, bitchtastic, bitchtits, etc.
I get a lot from J who comes up with werid insults (fucktron is his favorite) but also the simple fuckwad or the occasional douchenozzle comes up as well.

Blueyed228

When I insult people its usually really crass.  Especially when I am really mad.  I have a filthy mouth.

My favorite is Cvnt Fvck Pig

SarahPLiz

SNOTFACE!!

marissa_claire

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[QUOTE]SNOTFACE!!
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

<div>Is this from Drop Dead Fred?  Another favorite movie.</div>

SmallTownGypsy

Depending on gender it's either dickhole or skankface. I also use whore a lot. I'm not particularly creative when I'm pissed. lol

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Favorite Insult : Is this from Drop Dead Fred?  Another favorite movie.
Posted by marissa_claire[/QUOTE]

<div>Of course! You have to say it with the accent, though, or it doesn't have as much impact. </div>

marissa_claire

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Favorite Insult : Of course! You have to say it with the accent, though, or it doesn't have as much impact. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Ha - my friends and I used to call each other megabitches in college too!

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