New Intro

Aimee8314

Hi All -

When I first started on these boards over a year ago - there were a bunch of us who bonded over the fact that we were on the "nice board" and that the other boards scared us.  NOW, as I get closer to the wedding I'm really sick of reading 30 posts from the same person second-guessing every decision or asking opinions on 65 different "PERFECT" bracelets.  I want to stab myself in the face.

And your posts are so much more entertaining - and not even really scary. haha. 
I'm Aimee, FI is Mark and we're getting married October 2 in Northern California.  West coast represent!! (sorry, there aren't many of us on here for some reason).

Anyway - hi!  Now maybe I can post without feeling like I'm butting in. ha.

goheels05

Welcome to the party.

Serious question:  Oreos or Grasshoppers?

Aimee8314

oreos. grasshoppers are too waxy.

FutureMrsFraser

Welcome! )

betrothed123

Welcome to SB.

J&K10910

You escaped from 10/10 too?  Hi!

DodgersBride

Welcome! Another West Coaster.

Aimee8314

hahahaha - I'm still at 10/10 - but for the most part I have like 12 people from there on FB so I can avoid the rest.

Woot CALI! 

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

Hi Aimee! I know you already. :-) And now you know why I board hop.

deepcovejackie

Yay someone else in my time zone!  Welcome Aimee.

[Deleted User]

Hey there!

MarriedInAFever

Welcome!

Aimee8314

Thanks.    Boy - now i know where all the Pacific people are hiding.

[Deleted User]

So, tell us something that will make us remember you.

kd.joseph

Welcome! Come in have a seat, tell us about yourself.

missy68

Welcome to SB!

eastunder1

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?  This is very important. 

Aimee8314

oh crap.

Sadly, this is the first one that came up. 
Back in my sorority days, my roommate and i were regulars at this dive bar downtown.  So one night we went and were so hammered.  We had sat down in this booth where a bachelorette party had been sitting so there was penis confetti all over the table.  So we were being stupid and doing crude things with them.  I proceeded to stick one to my face.  And promptly forgot about it.

So this guy walks by and is all, "you have d*ck on your face" and I get all horrified that this guy is so crude.  But then my friends are all, uh, but you do.  So all night I was the girl with d*ck on her face.  go me!

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]oh crap. Sadly, this is the first one that came up.  Back in my sorority days, my roommate and i were regulars at this dive bar downtown.  So one night we went and were so hammered.  We had sat down in this booth where a bachelorette party had been sitting so there was penis confetti all over the table.  So we were being stupid and doing crude things with them.  I proceeded to stick one to my face.  And promptly forgot about it. So this guy walks by and is all, "you have d*ck on your face" and I get all horrified that this guy is so crude.  But then my friends are all, uh, but you do.  So all night I was the girl with d*ck on her face.  go me!
Posted by Aimee8314[/QUOTE]

Great story! Aimee with D*ck on her face. I'll remember you now.

Aimee8314

right? not a fond memory - but definitely memorable.

[Deleted User]

Yep. Now, you're diickface. I'm actually jealous. I wish my nick name was diickface. And I think you've effective answered East's question as well. With a name like diickface, how can you non bring all the boys to the yard?

Aimee8314

no to come off the wrong way but...

Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

goheels05

Can we keep her?

Aimee8314

Do big puppy eyes help?

eastunder1

Kelis would be proud of you, d*ckface. 

Nebb

everything makes a whole lot more sense to me now...

J&K10910

Huh, my milkshake only brings all the girls to the yard.  I'm doin' it wrong.

[Deleted User]

You must have had gay parents, J&K.

J&K10910

That would explain it. 

Labrnr

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