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Hi All -

When I first started on these boards over a year ago - there were a bunch of us who bonded over the fact that we were on the "nice board" and that the other boards scared us.  NOW, as I get closer to the wedding I'm really sick of reading 30 posts from the same person second-guessing every decision or asking opinions on 65 different "PERFECT" bracelets.  I want to stab myself in the face.

And your posts are so much more entertaining - and not even really scary. haha. 
I'm Aimee, FI is Mark and we're getting married October 2 in Northern California.  West coast represent!! (sorry, there aren't many of us on here for some reason).

Anyway - hi!  Now maybe I can post without feeling like I'm butting in. ha. :)
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    Welcome to the party.

    Serious question:  Oreos or Grasshoppers?
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    oreos. grasshoppers are too waxy.

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    Welcome to SB.
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
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    You escaped from 10/10 too?  Hi!

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    Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
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    Welcome! Another West Coaster.
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    hahahaha - I'm still at 10/10 - but for the most part I have like 12 people from there on FB so I can avoid the rest.

    Woot CALI! 
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    Hi Aimee! I know you already. :-) And now you know why I board hop.
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    Yay someone else in my time zone!  Welcome Aimee.
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    Hey there!
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    Welcome!
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    Thanks.  :)  Boy - now i know where all the Pacific people are hiding.
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    So, tell us something that will make us remember you.


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    Welcome! Come in have a seat, tell us about yourself.
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    Welcome to SB!
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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    Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?  This is very important. 

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    "Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
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    oh crap.

    Sadly, this is the first one that came up. 
    Back in my sorority days, my roommate and i were regulars at this dive bar downtown.  So one night we went and were so hammered.  We had sat down in this booth where a bachelorette party had been sitting so there was penis confetti all over the table.  So we were being stupid and doing crude things with them.  I proceeded to stick one to my face.  And promptly forgot about it.

    So this guy walks by and is all, "you have d*ck on your face" and I get all horrified that this guy is so crude.  But then my friends are all, uh, but you do.  So all night I was the girl with d*ck on her face.  go me!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_new-intro?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8b2309bb-278d-4a78-8458-39e8e1858bcbPost:8a4ef731-6e05-476d-a7f4-ab0f952a4967">Re: New Intro</a>:
    [QUOTE]oh crap. Sadly, this is the first one that came up.  Back in my sorority days, my roommate and i were regulars at this dive bar downtown.  So one night we went and were so hammered.  We had sat down in this booth where a bachelorette party had been sitting so there was penis confetti all over the table.  So we were being stupid and doing crude things with them.  I proceeded to stick one to my face.  And promptly forgot about it. So this guy walks by and is all, "you have d*ck on your face" and I get all horrified that this guy is so crude.  But then my friends are all, uh, but you do.  So all night I was the girl with d*ck on her face.  go me!
    Posted by Aimee8314[/QUOTE]

    Great story! Aimee with D*ck on her face. I'll remember you now.
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    right? not a fond memory - but definitely memorable.
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    Yep. Now, you're diickface. I'm actually jealous. I wish my nick name was diickface. And I think you've effective answered East's question as well. With a name like diickface, how can you non bring all the boys to the yard?
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    no to come off the wrong way but...

    Damn right it's better than yours,
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge
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    Can we keep her?
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    Do big puppy eyes help?

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    Kelis would be proud of you, d*ckface. 

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    "Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
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    everything makes a whole lot more sense to me now...
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    Huh, my milkshake only brings all the girls to the yard.  I'm doin' it wrong.

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    You must have had gay parents, J&K.
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    That would explain it. 

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