Shiit my kid says

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shiit my kid says :
 
::clears throat:: On behalf of the Canadians of S&B, I would like to officially delcare that we love Ben.
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]

I imagine that this speech comes with the unrolling of a scroll.

raynes

And while wearing a tri-corner hat.

jasmineh7777

I Ben. Seriously, a lot.

Lenore2010

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[QUOTE]Shiit. I just saw your original request. I don't have pictures at work, but I'll get you one when I get home. I love the Sandcastle whore house story. I think I would piss myself if I heard a kid say that. Our next door neighbors have two kids. One is 5 and the other is 17 months. The 17 month old is named Phoenix. His older brother is still having trouble with Xs, so he calls him Phoenis. It makes me laugh. And yes, Ben's offboard is the best offboard of all. <strong>Everyone wants to be on his offboard, but he's super selective. You have to grow him a Liger to get in.
</strong>Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Okay, I will try hard to grow a linger <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" />

Shaye526

Hilarious!! You can tell Ben that I'm Canadian and I think he's awesome.

skippylouwho

We're boaters, we have a 32' boat on Lake Erie. The first time we took our kids to Canada (to Windsor) our daughter was 7. We were staying at Windsor YC. As we pulled in to dock master came to assist and check us in. 

This guy was well... really, really built. WHOA.  tank top, uscles, really tanned, blong curly hair.  niicccee..

So our 7 year old looks at us and says.... "so for a Canadian, is he considered good looking?"  My husband and I just howled, we're not sure she expected Canadians to look like - martians?

To this day we all remember this guy's name:  Brad Hammer.

breezerb

I officially join Raynes:

*holding sign*
CANADIANS LOVE BEN
BRING BEN TO CANADA!!!!

I mean every child deserves real maple syrup right? Can you imagine the things he would say hopped up on Canadian syrup? 

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Brad Hammer should be a porn star name. It's too awesome not to be.

Breezer - he would love you for ever if you gave him real maple syrup. He would insist on having some bacon and sausage to dip in it, so you'd have to be prepared for that too.

M&R7111

haha, kids are cute.

My brother did a lot of stupid/cute things as a kid.  He hated to take showers and would just run the water, spray his hair, shut the water off, and come out in a towel.  My parents figured this out because he forgot to spray his hair with the bottle once.  When questioned by my dad of "why was the shower on, you are in a towel, but your hair is bone dry?"  My brother answers "OH!  I guess I forgot to get in!"

Also - pre 911, my dad always taught us to dial zero (operator) if we were ever in trouble.  My brother was bad one night (what else was new) and my dad sent him to his room.  We were going to all watch a movie so my  brother now couldn't watch it.  About 20 miinutes into the movie, our phone rings.  It's the operator - she says "sir? do you have a little boy upstairs in his room being punished?" my dad says "yes", and the woman laughs and says "OK, well, he wanted me to tell you he is sorry, and if he can come down and watch the movien now." 

He has a little boy now - I hope my nephew is just like his dad

breezerb

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[QUOTE] Breezer - he would love you for ever if you gave him real maple syrup. He would insist on having some bacon and sausage to dip in it, so you'd have to be prepared for that too.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Well of course! and we could have poutine for lunch and then go play pond hockey and show him a moose... He's a little too young for Canadian beer though...  haha

I officially love Ben stories.  *waiting in anticipation for more*

aprovencher21

Seriously Cew Ben is adorable.  I hope that my kids are as smart and cute as him.