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  • JeffreeStarJeffreeStar member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:eb7f4229-a4ed-4c5d-87df-7f21920d3b6a">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I think there's a puncture in the wall between my vag and my anus (vaganus, yesplz).  I queeef more than the average bear.
    Posted by QueeefSniffer[/QUOTE]

    Can you queef the alphabet?
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  • QueeefSnifferQueeefSniffer member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : Can you queef the alphabet?
    Posted by JeffreeStar[/QUOTE]
    Backwards and forwards.  AND the Star Spangled Banner.  My vag is patriotic.
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  • JeffreeStarJeffreeStar member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : Backwards and forwards.  AND the Star Spangled Banner.  My vag is patriotic.
    Posted by QueeefSniffer[/QUOTE]

    You should apply for America's Got Talent. We 'Murricans love anything patriotic.
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  • buntjobbuntjob member
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    jefree star looks like a friend of mine. 
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  • CliittorisGlitterusCliittorisGlitterus member
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    [QUOTE]Huh, I thought it grew three times because you're a dirty slutfaced whorebag who gets turned on by Monica Lewinsky porn.
    Posted by JeffreeStar[/QUOTE]

    You're probably on to something. But when I masturbate to Monica porn I'm really thinking about her awesome handbag collection.
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  • SasTwatchSasTwatch
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    I think it would be awesome to get a picture catching Rick Santorum in the act of masturbating, although it's probably more elusive than I am.
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  • BhuttFhuckTruckerBhuttFhuckTrucker
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    Motherfucking TK has already blocked 2 of my others, that I havnt even USED YET! Bunch of dirtyshitfuckers.
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  • CliittorisGlitterusCliittorisGlitterus member
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    [QUOTE]I think it would be awesome to get a picture catching Rick Santorum in the act of masturbating, although it's probably more elusive than I am.
    Posted by SasTwatch[/QUOTE]

    Only on the third Thursday of the month.

    And major holidays when I see my parents.
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  • QueeefSnifferQueeefSniffer member
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    Dicky Santorum loves to be dominated in the bedroom, and he's into the watersports.   PLUS.  He was the inspiration for my username.
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  • poonplower3000poonplower3000
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:dee88e94-06c9-4298-946e-892783dcd264">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I think it would be awesome to get a picture catching Rick Santorum in the act of masturbating, although it's probably more elusive than I am.
    Posted by SasTwatch[/QUOTE]<div>
    </div><div>I disagree. I believe you are slated to appear this year on FInding Bigtwatch. Kiss your elusivity goodbye!

    </div><div>Is elusivity a word?</div>
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  • JeffreeStarJeffreeStar member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:ef40e570-2b29-4424-91f7-bc8df965af69">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]jefree star looks like a friend of mine. 
    Posted by buntjob[/QUOTE]

    Am I a boy or a girl? Well you'll never know. I'm not doin' your makeup, you pre-teen ho.
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  • Cvm0nMyT1T5Cvm0nMyT1T5 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:4c746f3c-f696-4320-9f46-3b66f651a76f">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : I disagree. I believe you are slated to appear this year on FInding Bigtwatch. Kiss your elusivity goodbye! <strong>Is elusivity a word?</strong>
    Posted by poonplower3000[/QUOTE]

    Not according to your mom.
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  • SasTwatchSasTwatch
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    This thread is very twatchy.  There's definitely twatch in this thread. 
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  • BhuttFhuckTruckerBhuttFhuckTrucker
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:09b81ee2-1d1b-4b9e-9b8e-996ef68088fd">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]This thread is very twatchy.  There's definitely twatch in this thread. 
    Posted by SasTwatch[/QUOTE]
    Not enough butts.
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  • JeffreeStarJeffreeStar member
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    [QUOTE]This thread is very twatchy.  There's definitely twatch in this thread. 
    Posted by SasTwatch[/QUOTE]

    I agree. The atmosphere is very twatchtastic. I shall refer to it as twatchosphere.


    Dammit, I've said twatch so much, the word has lost all meaning now.
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  • BhuttFhuckTruckerBhuttFhuckTrucker
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    This is getting boring, no one is playing. I'm gonna bounce. Later twaats.
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  • JeffreeStarJeffreeStar member
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    Ditto, I need a nap.
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  • poonplower3000poonplower3000
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    [QUOTE]This is getting boring, no one is playing. I'm gonna bounce. Later twaats.
    Posted by BhuttFhuckTrucker[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>Sounds like somebody needs a good plowing.</div>
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  • 2watty KockleWang692watty KockleWang69 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:4f1ff54c-bfe3-40b9-996a-cfaa2058469e">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]This is getting boring, no one is playing. I'm gonna <strong>bounce</strong>. Later twaats.
    Posted by BhuttFhuckTrucker[/QUOTE]

    <div>A quarter off that behind?</div>
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  • BhuttFhuckTruckerBhuttFhuckTrucker
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:725365b5-2957-497d-855d-ec28501c39d5">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : Sounds like somebody needs a good plowing.
    Posted by poonplower3000[/QUOTE]
    Always.
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  • SasTwatchSasTwatch
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    It might be more fun if we invade an unsuspecting board and just post really mundane stuff, completely ignoring any reaction
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  • 2watty KockleWang692watty KockleWang69 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:76a52905-4b2a-4a2b-b7c8-afef130e5dec">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]What's up, bitchess?
    Posted by 2SBs1cup[/QUOTE]

    <div>I love your SN and pic.  For real.  Hardcore lovin to you.</div><div>
    </div><div>Sastwatch, I think we should.  </div>
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  • MoistPantiesDischargeMoistPantiesDischarge member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:76a52905-4b2a-4a2b-b7c8-afef130e5dec">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]What's up, bitchess?
    Posted by 2SBs1cup[/QUOTE]
    Everything about this is winning.
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  • CliittorisGlitterusCliittorisGlitterus member
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    [QUOTE]What's up, bitchess?
    Posted by 2SBs1cup[/QUOTE]

    Lovin the screenname.
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  • CliittorisGlitterusCliittorisGlitterus member
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    But the real question is which two  SBers?
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  • SasTwatchSasTwatch
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    [QUOTE]But the real question is which two   SBers?
    Posted by CliittorisGlitterus[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, I gotta know
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  • poonplower3000poonplower3000
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:5ac385b0-b2a2-4e71-9e4e-c700687d3569">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]They blocked mine too and I never even got to use it.  TK=LAMEASS
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>Lame. What was it?</div>
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  • SasTwatchSasTwatch
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:dd2acb40-483e-483f-8dfa-24bdd95ceda2">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : No, if she is pooping it is going to be in a cup with me. *whips out a red Solo cup*
    Posted by 2SBs1cup[/QUOTE]


    That song will NEVER sound the same, even though I've always hated it, lol
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  • 2watty KockleWang692watty KockleWang69 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:fed6cc03-9c01-4a6f-8c63-80cbe6f9f955">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Well, one has to be the 5 lb poop chick from E - adamar? For her, a cup won't do. We'll need a pot.
    Posted by 2SBs1cup[/QUOTE]

    <div>A serving platter or casserole tray would work too.  I also have a huge pot for murdering lobsters.  </div>
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    [QUOTE]But the real question is which two   SBers?
    Posted by CliittorisGlitterus[/QUOTE]
    Certainly not I. Royalty does not defecate.
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