Lame knottie poll

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Gawd this place sucks anymore.  Here, cast Knotties in these roles -

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Blanche
Rose
Dorothy
Sophia

The whores from SATC -
Samantha
Carrie
Charlotte
Miranda

The skanks from the Spice Girls -
Posh
Scary
Baby
Ginger
Sporty

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? -

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids -

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call -

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with -

Frank -

AbbeyS2011

AATB - My H's name is Frank, we call him Frankie  LOL

Saw that on your other post responding to Knot Lili (if that is really who she is)

Thanks for the laugh.

[Deleted User]

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Never seen it so I don't know the characters. But Betty White - Dmills

The whores from SATC -
Samantha - nebb
Carrie - koda
Charlotte - edie
Miranda - bec

The skanks from the Spice Girls -
Posh - mehg
Scary - Hardly know who she is
Baby - Sere
Ginger - I don't really remember her
Sporty - Arwo

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? -
Like I know cabinet positions. Blue, I guess, since she knows her political shiiit. Maybe jcb.

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids -
nebb, mara, ranchers, KW

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call -
KW and mehg

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with -
Chels. I don't think we'd have much to talk about since we seem very different

Frank - and beans

brandichamberlain

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Blanche - AATB
Rose - Chels
Dorothy -
Sophia - Edie


If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? Vice President - Blue
Veteran affairs- Mehg
Environmental- AATB
Health - LP
Transportation- Lbarr
Education- Dmill

I don't want to keep going down the list of positions.

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids - I wouldn't have bridesmaids if I had a redo.  Too much of a PITA for dresses and shoes and jewelry.

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call -

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Les.  She wants the AC on

Frank - This just reminds me of Paul Frank for some reason.

Girlie1030

FFS i'm going to suck at this one. 

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Blanche - Blue
Rose - Chels
Dorothy - Mehg
Sophia - lbarr

The whores from SATC -
Samantha - KD
Carrie - Kate
Charlotte - Edie
Miranda - Dot

The skanks from the Spice Girls - I can't answer this because with the exception of Posh I have no idea who is who.
Posh
Scary
Baby
Ginger
Sporty

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? - Someone call Mery, my ignorance is showing.

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids - ?

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call - Dmill or Mara

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Nebb.  I fear she would actually attract zombies.

Frank - ly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lame-knottie-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8dfb79b2-4440-477f-89d7-61461d42cfbfPost:fa00badf-ef23-46d6-8a47-34b2ca047443">Re: Lame knottie poll</a>:
[QUOTE] Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Chelsea or Brandi all that backpedalling and we would never get there. 
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

Gotta admit, that was a good one.

Matty143

I'm surprised that so many people don't know who all of the Spice Girls are.
And I cant imagine life without the Golden Girls..

AllAboutTheBenjamin

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Blanche - Nebb
Rose - Chels
Dorothy - Dmills, for the sarcasm
Sophia - Dot for her smart ass mouth

The whores from SATC -
Samantha - Blue
Carrie - Sesh because you write
Charlotte - Brandi
Miranda - Star

The skanks from the Spice Girls -
Posh - Nates
Scary - J&K but only because she used to scare the bejeesus out of me
Baby - fetus knotties.  Like Any.  hahahahaha
Ginger - Knot Lili
Sporty - raynes

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? -
Blue would be my entire cabinet

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids - Anna, Blue, Nebb, Stephbetchhoar, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. KD

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call - Cew

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Mehg.  She gets road rage like whoa

Frank - nebb

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Hahaha Dot I love your poll.

Girlie1030

I keep hearing the brother from Something About Mary shouting "Franks and beans!  Franks and beans!".  Thanks Sesh.

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE] Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Chelsea or Brandi all that backpedalling and we would never get there.  
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]


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Nebb

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Blanche blue
Rose chels
Dorothy kd
Sophia boobs

The whores from SATC -
Samantha me, for a few reasons
Carrie roxy
Charlotte brandi
Miranda steph


If you were Prime Minister, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? -  Blue, Steph and Dmills cause it would hurt their soul to be part of my socialist political party and im evil. 

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids -  Blue, Steph, Boobs, Sesh, Kimheartsscott & Numbers.

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call -  Cew

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - your mom

Frank - I dont even get this question

AllAboutTheBenjamin

brandichamberlain

I need to know who Charlotte is since I've been cast twice. I've never seen the show.

brandichamberlain

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lame knottie poll : She was the very pretty but slightly naive one.
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

I googled it and according to wikipedia: Charlotte is viewed by some to be the most naive of the four characters, often showing signs of belief in the old-fashioned, "love conquers all" notion.

I have Amor Vincit Omnia tattooed on my foot ;)

maratea

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[QUOTE] Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call - Dmill or Mara
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]



This can be arranged. All I need is a number.

Girlie1030

Alright Mara, but I'm not putting out until the 3rd phone call.  I'm not Samantha. 

Nebb

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[QUOTE]Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Nebb. <strong>She'd make fun of all the music I'd want to listen to. </strong>Then I'd threaten to turn the car around and she'd call my bluff.  But other than flighting over what to listen to, it'd be pretty kick ass.   \
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]
lol you know me well!

Smash Adams

Dude.  I'm Dorothy AND Ginger Spice.  I'm pretty happy.

Girlie1030

Who you'd want with you during a crisis? 

Most likely to cry during a Hallmark commerical? 

Most likely to lead a secret life as a pro wrestler? 

Cast the following:

The Bride (Kill Bill)

Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)

Veruca Salt (WW&TCF)

Annie Savoy (Bull Durham)

lbarr088

I want to play!! But my damn computer has decided to update itself so I'm stuck on mobile for a bit.

pixiedust84

The ladies from Golden Girls -
Blanche - AATB
Rose - Edie
Dorothy - Steph
Sophia - Dot

The whores from SATC -
Samantha - KateJ
Carrie - Ricks
Charlotte - KD (For the niceness part, not the naiive part)
Miranda - Cew

The skanks from the Spice Girls -
Posh - Roxy
Scary - Blue - you scared me at first for sure.
Baby - Megbo
Ginger - Knot Lil apparently 
Sporty - Lets Hike

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? - I liked Dot's answers. Except I'd have Nebb as Agriculture. And I'd want LH somewhere in there.

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids - Hmm I don't think any of you would put up with being my slaves.

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call - DMills

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Brandi

Frank - Lloyd Wright. First think that popped in my head. Huuuge nerd.

Girlie1030

Who you'd want with you during a crisis?  jcb

Most likely to cry during a Hallmark commerical?  me

Most likely to lead a secret life as a pro wrestler?  Smash

Cast the following:

The Bride (Kill Bill) JK

Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) Boobs (though obviously not for the hair color)

Veruca Salt (WW&TCF) Mery

Annie Savoy (Bull Durham) Dot (you look like young Susan Sarandon in my head, I have no idea why)

lbarr088

The ladies from Golden Girls - 
Blanche  Tie between Blue and AATB
Rose  Brandi
Dorothy  KD
Sophia  Koda

The whores from SATC - 
Samantha   Blue?  No idea
Carrie    Sesh
Charlotte  Sere
Miranda  Dot

The skanks from the Spice Girls - 
Posh  Mehg or Rachers
Scary  AATB or LVB (I think LVB was one that terrified the hell out of me awhile back)
Baby  I nominate me, only because I am a baby.
Ginger No clue
Sporty  J&K

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? - 

VP  Dj

Ag Nebb

Attorney Gen Star

Housing J&K

Veterans Affairs Mehg

Health and Human Services Celtic

Homeland Security Anna

...that's all I really got

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids -  Celtic (because I think you'd stay calm throughout everything),  Rachers (just 'cause), Dot (so we can go shoe shopping), Blue (since you are close it's convenient) and everyone else would be listed as "guests of honor" lol.

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call - Anyone that usually makes me laugh... Dmill, Koda, Mara, etc.

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with - Towel method girl.  I think everyone else would be fun.

Frank - 's Red Hot, I put that sh*t on everything!

lbarr088

Who you'd want with you during a crisis?  Kd fo' sho'

Most likely to cry during a Hallmark commerical?  Any of the pregly ladies, I mean, you all are a scary bag of hormones...

Most likely to lead a secret life as a pro wrestler?  Sesh

Cast the following:

The Bride (Kill Bill) That angel girl on E

Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) Jenna, and that's just based off the hair.

Veruca Salt (WW&TCF)  I'll jump on the Mery train...

Annie Savoy (Bull Durham)  AATB

LP11509

Blanche: AATB
Rose: Edie
Dorothy: Steph
Sophia: Blue

The whores from SATC - 
Samantha: Mehg
Carrie: Nates
Charlotte: Chels
Miranda: Star (except Star is WAY hotter than Miranda!)

The skanks from the Spice Girls - 
Posh: Koda
Scary: Nebb
Baby: Sere
Ginger: Uh...no idea
Sporty: Raynes or Arwo

If you were President, which knotties would serve on your cabinet and in what positions? -  Smash for president, Duds for VP, beyond that I have no clue. 

In your wedding re-do - your slavesImeanbridesmaids - Pirate, Sesh and Megh.

Knottie you would want to call you every morning with a random ass wakeup call - Edie, because we wouldn't be able to hear each other and could just keep sleeping

Knottie you would NEVER go on a road trip with -  Mery

Frank - Uh...