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Angry Bride... Is this the place?

Is this where we say jackass things about Miss Manners until we feel calm enough to return to pretending to care about everyone in our actual lives and how offended they feel about everything ever, while making sure we become control freaks who are too young for alcoholism but too old to try to find other solutions?

If not, is this the place where we can make stupid jokes and have signatures with cusswords? And get answers to questions like, what makes Budget Wedding its own category like it's in the minority, why is there a whole topic on The Knot for Birds and a separate one for Feathers, and if it's my first wedding and his second wedding, is it or is it not a second wedding? I ask you! Is it or is it not!

IS THERE ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY AROUND OTHER GROWN UPS?
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  • This is the place for poop and sex swings.  Otherwise we can't help you.
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  • What miss manners rules did you break?
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  • oh geez.
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    [QUOTE]Is this where we say jackass things about Miss Manners until we feel calm enough to return to pretending to care about everyone in our actual lives and how offended they feel about everything ever, while making sure we become control freaks who are too young for alcoholism but too old to try to find other solutions? If not, is this the place where we can make stupid jokes and have signatures with cusswords? And get answers to questions like, what makes Budget Wedding its own category like it's in the minority, why is there a whole topic on The Knot for Birds and a separate one for Feathers, and if it's my first wedding and his second wedding, is it or is it not a second wedding? I ask you! Is it or is it not! IS THERE ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY AROUND OTHER GROWN UPS?
    Posted by sadie4nne[/QUOTE]

    When are you old enough to be an alcoholic?
  • My dog's name is Sadie.
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  • Where are you not allowed to have signatures with cusswords? You don't even have a signature. Make one with all the cusswords if you like. I don't think you know what the internet is yet if you think you need to act like a grown up on here.
  • where is the birds and feathers board??
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  • I like Miss Manners. She's a hip, hip lady.


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  • -I can't even register for a sex swing because it won't match my decor! WHY. -I broke the Miss Manners rule that says, other people read the etiquette rules that I didn't, so even though I smiled through "What? My husband is a groomsman? Not me? Are you kidding?" I got forgot to send a thank you note for "Yes I guess I'll be in the wedding. I am definitely wearing this handlebar mustache, and i'll tell you when I have time off work if the bachelor party is going to last more than a weekend." -Never, never. Unless you are. Then, any time.
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    [QUOTE]-I can't even register for a sex swing because it won't match my decor! WHY. <strong>-I broke the Miss Manners rule that says, other people read the etiquette rules that I didn't, so even though I smiled through "What? My husband is a groomsman? Not me? Are you kidding?" I got forgot to send a thank you note for "Yes I guess I'll be in the wedding. I am definitely wearing this handlebar mustache, and i'll tell you when I have time off work if the bachelor party is going to last more than a weekend."</strong> -Never, never. Unless you are. Then, any time.
    Posted by sadie4nne[/QUOTE]
    I don't get it.
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  • -I decided to change my name to Sadie because of a scary man. I like dogs. -I like cheeze. -Look, I just need to find my people. Crap's not easy. And I'm plenty super duper old. And this site made me remove a cuss already. -I want to share the birds and feathers links but I'm afraid if I don't hit submit right now my iPad will take a lover because I avoided it. -Miss Manners is the best. Sort of. I just can't keep up with my rich judgy relatives who probably have bruch with her on a yacht every other Thuuuuuursday.
  • Methinks someone has been using the bath salts...
  • OK. I feel sufficiently answered. :)
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    [QUOTE]Methinks someone has been using the bath salts...
    Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

    Haha. Seriously.
  • Is this real life?


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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Angry Bride... Is this the place? : Maybe you should put signs on milk cartons.
    Posted by edielaura[/QUOTE]
    No, this:


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  • MY NAME IS SADIE AND THIS IS SO CONFUSING. I am not used to other Sadies.
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    [QUOTE]MY NAME IS SADIE AND THIS IS SO CONFUSING. I am not used to other Sadies.
    Posted by pixiedust84[/QUOTE]



    Thanks for being nice. I am not used to being a Sadie, so you can have the territory until I make it legal. Just, you know, the 4 in my middle name gets awkward so I advise against you using that part.
  • dafuq is going on in here?

    katiewhompus your daughter is adorable and I also like cheese.  My daughter would probably eat cheese at every meal if I let her.
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  • What the fuuuck did I just read?  I'm so confused.
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  • edited June 2012
    I get it. Nobody is experiencing what I am. Please stop saying I don't make sense. Perhaps the recent death of my mother has messed with my head. Perhaps being far away from friends has made me feel isolated. I cannot believe how compelled people are feeling to comment on my attempt to add some humor to my frustration. I am going back to Reddit. That's saying something.
  • Uhh...what?
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    [QUOTE]-I can't even register for a sex swing because it won't match my decor! WHY. -I broke the Miss Manners rule that says, other people read the etiquette rules that I didn't, so even though I smiled through "What? My husband is a groomsman? Not me? Are you kidding?" I got forgot to send a thank you note for "Yes I guess I'll be in the wedding. I am definitely wearing this handlebar mustache, and i'll tell you when I have time off work if the bachelor party is going to last more than a weekend." -Never, never. Unless you are. Then, any time.
    Posted by sadie4nne[/QUOTE]

    We are not making fun of you. The above paragraph makes no sense. We are confused.
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  • I wasn't making fun of you. I just really didn't understand what you are saying.
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  • edited June 2012
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Angry Bride... Is this the place? : We are not making fun of you. The above paragraph makes no sense. We are confused.
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]



    OK, I will take that at face value. First, my iPad doesn't let me make a whole lot of sense. It's hard to edit stuff or even see a mistake. Second, I see where an extra word slipped in there. I was trying to reply to each person's comment at once. Third, I have had nothing but nightmares with wedding planning and it hasn't even been a month. My fiance's best female friend gave the first quote I used, one of his groomsmen gave the second. I can't understand why
  • I was going to try to make sense but this stupid iPad won't let me edit what that last post said. Bottom line: Can someone else be nice to me, and let me be the mean one? Like, for kicks? I just want to stop having to act like a lady robot, who is just soooo grateful to be getting married. We're 30, we know what we're doing, and I did not ask anyone for their ideas. But if I yell at them, they cry.
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