Superpowers...

carethb

I have 30 min left of work, so I figured why not ask a silly question....
(besides the amitrenti post makes me want to poke my own eyes out)

If you could have a superpower, that someone else doesn't already have, what would it be?

FI and his friends do this all the time.  FI's is to strike people infertile, which after reading amitrenti's post is IMMEDIATELY what I thought of.

I always wanted to be able to strike people mute.

MeaghanandMichael

eh, if I could just poop money that would be good enough for me

carethb

That is both disgusting and one of the best ideas I've heard yet.

[Deleted User]

Ha, that's awesome, strike people infertile. I never thought of that one before.

I've always wanted control of the elements. I know that's not a new one, but I still want it.

MarriedInAFever

I second the money pooping power. That sounds awesome.

goheels05

I would like to time-travel. 

AdeleDazeem

I want to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips.

MeaghanandMichael

Fiber is your friend. For reals.

carethb

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[QUOTE]Ha, that's awesome, strike people infertile. I never thought of that one before. I've always wanted control of the elements. I know that's not a new one, but I still want it.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I think when they made that rule, they were trying to rule out the basics like superstrength and flying and the like.  I think you're good to go on the elemental control.

MarriedInAFever

Heels, have you seen Rob and Big? They bought a time traveling machine on the Internet. it was great.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]I want to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips.
Posted by Joy2611[/QUOTE]

I see so many situations where this would be 9000 levels of awesome.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Yeah the money pooping sounds sweet.

I have always thought it would be kickass to be able to fly, Peter Pan style.  Just haul off and fly everywhere.  It would be sweet.  Cliche, but sweet.

missy68

My first inclination is to say turn back time so I could meet J before the ex, but I'm guessing neither of us would have been in a place to meet each other.

So..... maybe grow a money tree that supplied endless $20s that were legitimate?

stephl3055

Laser beam anything.  Eyes, boobs, fingers, I'm not picky. 

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]I have always thought it would be kickass to be able to fly, Peter Pan style.  Just haul off and fly everywhere.  It would be sweet.  Cliche, but sweet.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Ditto this.

msange727

i just want to do magic, like harry potter. nbd. or have a microwave (or toaster oven, if you will) that transforms things into other things, like put napkin in there and get a stack of 20s in 30 seconds. or the checkbook to an offshore bank account. whatevs. everything would probably be warm too, so that'd be fun and weird.

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]eh, if I could just poop money that would be good enough for me
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

There's an episode of southpark where an intergalactic superpower said he could appear in any form the would like to make them (the main characters) most comfortable, they came up with a walking taco that poops ice cream. LOL

Nebb

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[QUOTE]eh, if I could just poop money that would be good enough for me
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

You would probably get some nasty papercuts, and what happens if you get constipated. That just sounds like a logistical nightmare.

vegasgroom

I'm actually pretty content with my life and probably woudln't want a power that only helps me, but one super power I'd always envisioned was the ability to snap my fingers and have every death row inmate who is really guilty just drop dead, then we don't have to worry about appeals, housing them, if their victim(s) are still alive they dont have to be scared any longer, etc.  Hope I dont send the thread in a depresssion direction lol.

maratea

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[QUOTE]I'm actually pretty content with my life and probably woudln't want a power that only helps me, but one super power I'd always envisioned was the ability to snap my fingers and have every death row inmate who is really guilty just drop dead, then we don't have to worry about appeals, housing them, if their victim(s) are still alive they dont have to be scared any longer, etc.  Hope I dont send the thread in a depresssion direction lol.
Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

He's Debbie... Debbie Downer. Wah wah.

shellydiane820

I would want either mind meld or the jedi mind trick.  Force lightening would be kick ass too, but I don't want to be a sith.

raynes

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Superpowers... : You would probably get some nasty papercuts, and what happens if you get constipated. That just sounds like a logistical nightmare.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

You stole the words off my fingers Nebbster.  Pooping paper money could get bloody, and pooping toonies, well, I don't even want to think about that.

I would like a magic power that allowed me to snap my fingers and make my house clean.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Superpowers... : I think when they made that rule, they were trying to rule out the basics like superstrength and flying and the like.  I think you're good to go on the elemental control.
Posted by carethb[/QUOTE]

Sweet, it's all mine then. No one else can have it. So there.

vegasgroom

She poops gold bars. LOL

raynes

What does one eat to make that happen groom?  Lucky Charms?