what the...?

K&J64

I just got an invite to an event on facebook "Fit for Christ":

"Come out and enjoy an hour of fun and fitness in Christ!...The class will have you sweating and jamming to the gospel!"

So it's like cardio to gospel music?  Also, if I am to presumably meet Christ one day, will he be mad if I'm not fit? Would I even retain my form?

Oh and it's at an Evangelical store front church in the ghetto. And this chick I went to HS with invited some lesbian she hasn't seen in 11 years because...?

Chi_Chi

She's trying to save your soul from eternity in the fiery pits of hell. You should thank her. :eyeroll:

maratea

Sounds like a ploy to rid you of "the gayness." Run, far away. And fast. No good will come of this.

I prefer to exercise with Jesus in the comfort of my home. And by exercise, I mean drinking a beer, while yelling profanities laced with a few Jesus's at political commercials.,

staceytaylor0704

She probably just sent the invite out to all her fb friends.

K&J64

I mean she's a physical trainer and all and the class is only $5... I think it's a trap. They'll lure me there and then start dosing me in holy water and try to cleanse my soul. Probably push me into the back of a van and send me away to one of those conversion camps.

sarah0725

Well, Mike Huckabee's diet book insists that one of the steps to losing weight is getting right with the Lord.... so maybe this is why my diet isn't working.

I wouldn't take it personally. I have a feeling she sent that to everybody on her list.

dmiller9274

I've always heard that Jesus prefers to Jazzercise

K&J64

I'm sure she sent it to everyone too, but it made me laugh and I had to share. Which really, don't invite everyone on your FB to an event. Send it only out people you think would be interested. But perhaps she's just trying to spread the gospel through aerobics.

Chi_Chi

Most people who are passionate about God will try to spread his word to anyone who will listen, even it's just for 5 minutes. With FB being such a popular means of communication these days, I'm not surprised she went that route. But, she probably should have paid a little more attention to who she was inviting. At least you got a laugh for the afternoon.

K&J64

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[QUOTE]<strong>Jesus can forget the gay thing if you're in better shape, duh</strong>. Honestly though - I agree with stacey, she prolly just sent it to everyone. I'm intrigued by this event though.  I'm a Christian, and I don't like much Christian music.  Lifehouse is a Christian band... but they're less in your face (for lack of better explanation).  But I still can't imagine breaking a sweat to a lot of it.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

shiit, good thing I start doing those Jilian Micheal's dvds (she's satan's spawn, my thighs are killing me) now Jesus will love me!


Edit: for horrible grammar and spelling.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: what the...? : shiit, good thing I start doing those Jilian Micheals dvds (she's satan's spawns, my thighs are killing me) now Jesus will love me!
Posted by kcullen37[/QUOTE]

lol... I love how you're getting fit with Satan's spawn so Jesus will love you.

He loves you anyway kcullen!  NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  zomg

Tee hee.

K&J64

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: what the...? : lol... <strong>I love how you're getting fit with Satan's spawn so Jesus will love you</strong>. He loves you anyway kcullen!  NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  zomg Tee hee.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

That's not how it works... Perhaps if I put on the Sister Act soundtrack it will be better. I fucking love that soundtrack.

Jesus loves all the little children, all the children of the world, even the foul mouthed gays ones. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Red and yellow black and gay, He loves them anyway.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: what the...? : That's not how it works... Perhaps if I put on the Sister Act soundtrack it will be better. I fucking love that soundtrack. <strong>Jesus loves all the little children, all the children of the world, even the foul mouthed gays ones.</strong>
Posted by kcullen37[/QUOTE]

This should be made into a song.  I would listen to it.

ricksang

Umm maybe she was just trying to be nice?

JennaV26

I used to take an Inspirational Fitness class, it was basically jazzercise to Christian music.

K&J64

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[QUOTE]Red and yellow black and gay, He loves them anyway.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

We should become a new song writing duo AATB, I think we're onto something.